Seasons 8s Biggest Failure Was Thinking That Gendry Would Ever Accept Lordship Of Anything Like Bitch

Seasons 8s biggest failure was thinking that Gendry would ever accept lordship of anything like bitch he ain’t no class traitor he did not spend his entire life saying “fuck the royalty” to go waste his life being royalty like ???????

I’m pretty sure I’ve said this before, but I love how uncreative the Iron Born are. 

Island? Pyke. Town on the Island? Also Pyke. Castle? Pyke it up. Bastards? ....you fuckin guessed it

For my newest and worst asoiaf take, I propose grrm ends the books with everyone being sent to the Wall for indefinite detention by the Iron Bank, and living out the rest of their days as a Office-like sitcom, including(and I won’t explain this you’ll just have to understand) Dany as Micheal, Jon as Jim, Stannis as Toby, Arya as Dwight, Cersei as Angela, and--

Ok you know what SanSan shippers send me your highest recommended SanSan fics please I wanna give it a chance 

I am not sad very often yet I do cry a lot and explaining how these 2 things don’t contradict each other  is very hard for me.

Its not that I carry a deep sadness around with me and all it takes is a little push to push me over the edge, I’m just deeply effected by things and oftentimes find some kind of emotional importance in relatively unemotional things.

In case you didn’t know/as a reminder, do not use the word ‘Holocaust’, seeing as the word implies a ritualistic ‘holy’ burning/sacrifice in Greek. Neither Germans nor German and European Jews use the word anymore. Instead the word that is used and that you should use is ‘Shoah’.