Japinder LEGIT Just Translates To "yapper" Though Like Fr

japinder LEGIT just translates to "yapper" though like fr

Obey Me! polls

So I have no idea if anyone who follows me actually remembers awhile ago when i used to post polls a lot? well the reason I stopped was because I noticed a pretty big flaw with me using tumblr polls for this. which is that I can't ensure that its the same people answering all the questions. so the results got a little fucky. (not sure if my exact logic there makes sense but its the conclusion i came to.) regardless ive wanted to make a google form for this for awhile, but i never did because i wasnt sure if anyone would actually respond to it. (+it seemed like a lot of effort and im lazy) anyway i made a google form. theres like ten-billion obey me related questions in there (it is not that many). I'll post the results as i see interesting things,,,. you get the idea pretty pretty please answer it? i love data,,, so much... anyway heres the form link vv https://forms.gle/yM5KihdJQYxUK37U7 (if anyone has any other questions they think i should add, ask me and i might just add them)

you guys don't understand how insane the sentence "why didn't they love her enough to keep her safe?" is coming from the protagonist of a series like all for the game. none of the foxes, even in their most delirious state, would have that expectation from the people who had betrayed them. jean is such a deeply genuine and emotional person, so different from the perspective neil provides, that it actually hurts more to know he had any hope at all for elodie's survival

The demon brothers don’t know much about humans, right? So I can imagine that the more they learn the more anxious they become about everything.

At some point Mc had a strict bedtime after the brothers learned that if humans go to long without sleep they can just completely loose their minds! And they don’t want that to happen! Eventually Mc has to have a family meeting and explain to them all that it’s ok if a human stays up pass 9:30. They let up but are still very worried about their human.

And another time Mc comes home to the HOL practically baby proofed after the brothers learned how easily a human can break or fracture something. Once again Mc has to call a family meeting to explain that yes, they may be stupid, but they’ve clearly never stuck anything in a socket at their grown age. So there’s no need to be worried about them hurting themself around the house.

Then they learn that humans should drink at least 8 cups of water a day, there’s suddenly more water than food in the kitchen. So, AGAIN, mc has to explain to them that not only is that a myth, but that they don’t need to worry about them eating or drinking to little. Especially since every meal feels like a buffet.

So basically there’s just a whole month of demon anxiety towards their human and a whole lot of family meetings, eventually mc just has to sit them all down and have them ask questions about humans.

Mammon: do humans seriously eat soap when they’re bored!?

Mc: no. That was both a stupid trend a few years ago and also a weird punishment for kids who cuss.

Beel: is it true you will eat yourself if you don’t have enough food?

Mc: no, if someone is eating themself to stop being hungry, then they probably haven’t eaten in a LONG time.

Levi: I’ve heard if some humans wear something for to long their skin will grow around it!

Mc: that… is actually true-

Collective gasp

Mc: WAIT- STOP. that will only happen if someone has something on for at least over a YEAR. Which I do NOT. And have NOT. Worn anything for THAT LONG without taking it off.

Collective sign of relief