Going Insane Thinking About Some Kind Of Warped Trinity Re Batman Bruce And Robin. You Just Keep Churning

Going insane thinking about some kind of warped trinity re Batman Bruce and robin. You just keep churning out more messiahs help meeeee

If DC didn't want my catholic education to analyse it through that lense it shouldn't have made a big deal about trinities or invented "The Lazarus Pits". One thing I find interesting about Batman/Batfam is when you look at symbolism in the batfam to analyse through that lense so far I've thought of (clearly this is my lense and you're not obligated to adhere to that vision):

-Jason as Jesus, Talia as Mary, Batman as God, Joker as Lucifer

-Robin as the Son, Batman as God (the Father), the Mission as the Holy Spirit

-Batman as God, Jason as Adam (Paradise Lost)

-Batman as God, Batkids as christians (Quo Vadis)

-Batman as Jesus, Two-Face as Judas

So I think it's very interesting that considering his place in the Batfam, Batman always has easy parallels with God The Father, but with Two Face he's a friend before he's a father so he's Jesus to his Judas -which makes me very curious if there was an intended parallel with Superman and Wonderwoman, since I don't really see it but they called them The Trinity, so maybe I am missing something?

When it comes to the batfam on the other hand, it's no surprise to see how fucked up their relationships are if Bruce is hailed as the metaphorical God Father. Maybe I'm missing some batfam interactions with the batkids in which he's compared to another figure in which case that interpretation is wrong, but so far I think these parallels combined with the themes of emancipation tying with identity loss, hero worship, and the general power dynamics of the batfam make a lot of sense.

How to come untouched, a tutorial:

So, after I shared with a couple of friends that I had the ability to masturbate with my mind, a tutorial was requested, and I figured this was the best place to share.

You will need:

-Your imagination (as vivid as possible, and try to train it to be as sense-integrative as possible: imagery, sound, touch, smell, anything you like, make it a full embodiment experience)

-Thighs you can press together tightly (friction might not be needed but if there is no pressure this will not work, there has to be a base physical element to ground yourself in your body)

Where you can do this:

-your bedroom

-the sofa in the living room of your parents' house (as long as nobody is in the room)

-your local/high school library (even if there are people around)

-anywhere as long as you dare tbh

Step 1: You need to go into this headspace where you let go of common inhibitions, not in a "drunk and excited" way, but in a "tired of all the pressure of the daily life" way. Maybe medidate, have a good cry, idk what works for you.

Step 2: choose a bunch of your deepest fantasms. The more intense the better. Now you're going to want to sink into that headspace further in order to explore the parts of your fantasm that are usually too dark for you, not because they scare you off, but because you're afraid. You need to let go of that fear.

Pro tip: for beginners, you might want to start with erotica/fanfic works for that fits those fantasm you want to explore. As you grow into your abilities, you will probably not need it anymore, but fiction is a good starting point, especially if you're not very aware/used to thinking about your most intimate kinks.

Step 3: clench your thighs close together, either close your eyes or focus all your attention on what you're reading, remember to bite your lip and hold it down if there are people around, and shove complete, razor-sharp focus (this is a skill you can train) on that story/fantasm you're working with. And then all that's left is having fun!!! This can also be a good occasion to practice your poker face ;)

Warning: as a beginner, this might take a lot of time. Do not be discouraged! The more you do it, the quicker you'll be able to get it/control how quickly you wanna cum if you're strapped for time or you really wanna enjoy it, and the lighter the fantasm is going to need to be.

Limits/restrictions : You may have noticed I'm not a vanilla person, so I have no idea how that would work for vanilla people, please address all reclamations at @shesthere .

Enjoy, have fun, and be responsible! Remember all skills take time to cultivate

Duke actually IS the "normal one" but only according to himself

Duke genuinely does not believe he’s weird. He thinks the situations he finds himself in are weird and he just reacts as best he can. Other people are hey what you did was fucking strange and he’s like no no no that was completely reasonable *explains the weirdest thought process you’ve ever heard*

Discowing!Dick: Okay so for your first interrogation, would you like to play good cop or bad cop?

Robin!Jason: Who the fuck are you calling a cop

Dick: No, it's-

Jason: How dare you