Incorrect Quotes Generator Shenanigans: Part 8

Incorrect Quotes Generator Shenanigans: Part 8

Splinter: Hey, wanna hear a funny joke? Cassandra: I only like dark humor. Splinter, turning the lights off: What do you call a fake noodle? Cassandra: Splinter: An IMPASTA!

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Leo: I’m sick and tired of being called 'mortal' like, you don’t know that. Neither do I. I have never died even ONCE. Nothing has been proven yet. Stop making assumptions. It’s rude.

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Donnie: Get in loser, we're going shopping. April: This is a McDonald's drive thru.

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S.H.E.L.L.D.O.N: I have no respect for Santa. Don’t sneak in through the chimney and undermine my authority by bringing my family presents. Walk in through the front door and fight me like a man.

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Todd: If you get in trouble, I'm gonna be like... a lawyer to you. Ok? Mikey: Okay. *later* Raph: Mikey! Sit down on the chair, you're in trouble. Todd, whispering: Deny everything. Mikey, loudly: That isn't a chair.

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Piel: The Ocean is a soup. Hueso: Hueso: Do elaborate. Piel: What are needed for something to be a soup? Hueso: Erm... Water, salt, some form of vegetation, and personally I prefer some meat in mine. Piel: *Tilts head* Hueso: The Ocean is a Soup. Piel: The Ocean is a Soup.

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Meat Sweats, walking into their house: Hello, people who do not live here. Hypno: Hey. Big Mama: Hi. Repo: Hello. Warren: Hey! Meat Sweats: I gave you the key to my place for emergencies only! Draxum: We were out of Doritos.

"Eats Peanut Butter with his Fingers" Guardian Sailor Mikey

It took me a while to decide on which Sailor Soldier Mikey should be dressed as--longer than I would like to admit. However, I think this was the right choice all along.

First, Mikey and Sailor Venus have matching color palettes. That gives my brain the happy buzzes. Beyond that, though, they also share a lot of similarities in personality. They're both goofy and kind of impulsive, but they're also powerful and capable of holding so much love in their hearts. Additionally (I didn't think of this until now), Minako's close connection with Artemis can sort of be matched to Mikey and Ice Cream Kitty.

As a little bonus, here's Sailor M. :)

Ranking my Monster High Collection, just because

I've been into Monster High for...a while. I don't remember how I got into it, but I know that I immediately latched onto Lagoona; I always go for the blue characters (except for TMNT, because Donnie). Though it's not huge compared to what others have, I do have a sizable collection of Monster High dolls. Here, I'll rank and discuss them.

Here's a key for the meaning of the colors: birthday/Christmas gift, bought during initial sales, bought second-hand.

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S Tier - The Best of the Best

Boo-Riginal Creeproduction Lagoona - I'd always wanted a first-wave Lagoona, but this is even better! Her hair is curly and fluffy, she isn't derp-eyed, and I didn't have to fork over hundreds of dollars for her! There are so many cool details scattered throughout her design, too. For example, her tank top? That's actually a one-piece swimsuit. And her shorts are sparkly! I was lucky to find her and the other creepros at my local Walmart during the initial drop. Wish I could say the same about Reel Drama...

Haunt Couture Lagoona - Man, was I lucky with this one! She sold out in about six minutes, from what I heard. But anyway, people don't like her because she doesn't reference her basic look as much as the others, and I get why they feel that way. However, I feel like she looks the most "deluxe" of the HC line (except for Draculaura, because OF COURSE), and the most couture-like. Her outfit is the only one I could see on an actual fashion runway. And her face is super pretty! I like how they gave her eyes a more segmented look instead of the other ghouls' gradient shine. Oh, and her fish GLOWS IN THE DARK.

Boo-riginal Creeproduction Clawdeen - I'm not particularly attached to Clawdeen as a character, but her design? Beautiful. There are so many flashy elements--the tank top with its sparkly tiger stripes, the fur-lined jacket, the layered skirt, the knee-high stockings--that you'd think would clash, but they really work well together. And like Lagoona, Creepro Clawdeen has wavier, fluffier hair than her 2010 counterpart. Perfect for our "werewolf equivalent of Rapunzel."

School's Out Lagoona - I adore the shoes and tote bag. The material they're made of is super satisfying to touch. The outfit itself is amazing, too. The asymmetrical fishnet details really complement the strapless jumpsuit. It feels fancy and hip, but still Lagoona-like. And the fish skeleton earrings are just amazing!!!

Isi Dawndancer - From what I've heard, Isi is controversial because Mattel combined elements from a ton of different tribes to construct her without consulting any actual American Indians, homogenizing/stereotyping them in the process. I can't say that I have much room to speak on the matter, just that I definitely get why people find her offensive. But good gosh, I can't help but love how colorful she is. And her deer-like features, like her white freckles and her hooves (yes, actual hooves instead of feet!!!)? Absolutely amazing. If she comes back for G3, I hope they handle her more respectfully.

C.A. Cupid (Signature) - Beautiful in every way. Her face? Amazing. The heart-shaped highlights in her eyes are super cool, her heart/rosebud-shaped lipstick really stands out, and the blush on her cheeks is a great touch. Her outfit? Spectacular. All of the fabrics work well to give her dress an eerie yet romantic vibe. Her accessories? Perfect. It's bow-and-arrow everything; her earrings and the heels on her shoes are an asymmetrical bow/arrow set, and her ring is a miniature bow and arrow. Her hair? Needs de-gluing and restyling, but it's still lovely. Shorter hair on Monster High dolls is always awesome. She also has this really cool white-to-black gradient on all of her limbs, plus some lacy detailing. You just need to see her to believe her.

Boo-riginal Creeproduction Draculaura - Pink isn't really my thing, but I can't deny that Draculaura looks cool. Her vest and her cravat are probably my favorite parts of her outfit. I also like how neatly folded her skirt is, compared to Clawdeen's more irregular pleats. Oh, and I de-glued her bangs when I got her, and she looks SO much better that way!

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A Tier - The Clawsomes

Mad Science Lagoona - Her hair was an absolute mess when I first got her--tangled beyond belief, glue everywhere, braids partially undone... But I've done my best to restore her, and I think she looks better now. I just love her in general. Both her dress and her casual outfit look cute, and the accessories are on point. She has a notebook, a pencil, a beaker, one of those three-eyed frogs from the webisodes, and a gargoyle egg, among other things.

Dead Tired Lagoona (2011) - Yes, I've got the Hydration Station, too. Yes, it's amazing...when it works. I think I might need to replace the batteries and/or clean it. (Any tips? I'll take all the help I can get!!) But right now, I'm talking about Lagoona herself. She may be simple, but she's great. Her blue lips really do feel like her natural lip color, and her ponytail is a nice hairstyle. Her pajamas look really comfy, too (minus the platform slippers, but that's just MH custom), and she even has a matching sleep mask. I'd wear them myself if I were more of a tank top person. Neptuna has a little mask of her own as well. That's just cute. :)

Boo-riginal Creeproduction Frankie - Pretty simple, but also super cute. I love her fishnet sleeves and her belt. G1 Frankie really is the epitome of "simple, but effective."

Skull Shores Cleo - What can I say? I'm a sucker for turquoise and gold. I like short hair on Cleo, too. Oh, and her shoes being little statues holding her feet up? Absolute genius.

Skull Shores Ghoulia - She looks just like she stepped out of the 1950s...except for the blood dripping from her shoes and bracelet, of course, but that contrast is why I love a lot of Ghoulia's designs. Her weird little brain butterfly hair clip is neat, too, and I like how she has green glasses this time around.

Skull Shores Lagoona - Her headband gives me pirate vibes for some reason, and that sparkly fabric around her shoulders never ceases to amaze. Needless to say, I love her.

Skull Shores Frankie (Color) - Frankie in neon blue is awesome. Frankie with short hair is awesome. The industrial nut-themed accessories are awesome. That sounds like a recipe for an awesome doll to me.

Skull Shores Frankie (Monochrome) - The silver lipstick, neck bolts, and swimsuit add some flash where Frankie herself is a matte gray. There are also more obvious clouds on her waist wrap compared to her color variant, adding a bit of additional uniqueness. I just happen to like the color variant a bit more. I think it's because the accessories here are cloudy instead of clear.

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B Tier - The Greats

Dot Dead Gorgeous Lagoona - Hot take: I think DDG Lagoona is better than DOTD Lagoona. But that's a ramble for another post. Anyway, the oyster-themed hair clip and shoes are cute, and I love how the polka dots on the dress are bubbles. The layers of mesh/tulle/whatever really pull the whole look together. And the purse is a sand dollar!!!

13 Wishes Lagoona - Super strange and kind of heartbreaking, but also super cool to look at. I love her turtle necklace/bracelet, her dragonfly earrings, and her grass shoes. And that sparkly seafoam green fabric on her dress? Absolutely perfect! It looks just like shimmering water. She'd be higher up if she were in better condition; her dress is kinda stretched out, and Neptuna's bowl is shoddily taped together because I was a dumb child.

Fearidescent Lagoona - Blue Lagoona > Pink Lagoona for me, and the polypropylene hair is a bit frizzy at the ends. That said, she's still beautiful. For one, her color scheme is gorgeous. It's one of the first color palettes chosen for G3 Lagoona that doesn't make me want to tear my eyeballs out. Her pearl purse is cute, too, as are her shoes. I mean, her ankle boots have little teeth in the heels and fish skeletons as the buckles! Some clothing combinations are more cohesive than others, but again, not making me want to claw out my own eyes out of overstimulation is a huge advantage for a G3 Lagoona doll.

Skull Shores Gil - I know people give the boy dolls major flak for being ugly, and a lot of times, they're right (looking at you, Porter and Slo Mo). But I just think Gil's neat. I like how he has gills sculpted into his nose. I like the gills on his neck. I like how he has that same pearlescent kind of coloration as Lagoona. I like his fin mohawk thing. I think my Gil's face turned out nicely, too, with no notable wonk in sight. (Note: someone on Reddit recently pointed out that he has a back fin, too. That cements Gil as the best manster in my opinion.)

Picture Day Lagoona - Like Basic Clawdeen, she has a lot of bright, flashy components that you'd think would clash. Fishnet cardigan? Shimmery pink leggings? Turquoise tunic dress with a neon green trim and an iridescent orange seashell bra? It is admittedly a strange look, but I like it.

Skulltimate Secrets Lagoona - The darker/more prominent forehead scales push SS1 Lagoona below Fearidescent for me, but there's still a ton to love about her. Her jacket and hat are some of my favorite accessories in my entire collection; they're just so cute! Her blue "Surf" shirt is great as well, and I feel that all of the clothing pieces included here can create decently good-looking outfits.

Skull Shores Draculaura - Just cute. I love the sailor theme, and I love how her swimsuit kind of looks like men's swimsuits from back in the late 19th century.

Skull Shores Abbey - Her swimsuit may be a bit simple for my liking, but her accessories are astounding! Purple ice shoes? Yes! Purple ice hat? Heck yeah! She rocks the side-ponytail, too.

Skull Shores Clawdeen - I love the actual swimsuit, and the poncho is great in concept. I just wish the poncho wasn't so annoying to move around for poses. But Clawdeen's tried-and-true deep orchid purple + neon green color combo is back, and I think it works amazingly here. Her earrings are cool, too. They may just be simple triangles and squares, but it's a neat deviation from her typical hoop earrings.

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C Tier - The Goods Competing with the Greats

Original Ghouls Ghoulia - Not first-wave quality, but she still has her good points. Her hair is nice and silky (probably kanekalon), all her accessories are intact, and I honestly like her face better than first-wave Ghoulia. Still, her clothes all being one piece is a let-down, and they didn't even bother to wrap her cherry-print top (printed on this time, by the way) all the way around the shirt. But she's still Ghoulia, so she's still cool.

Dance Class Lagoona - She's cute, but also very simplistic. Even as a kid, I knew something was off about her unpainted accessories. Even so, I love her, and I retain a special attachment to her since she was the first member of my collection.

Inner Monster (Shockingly Shy/Scared Silly) - I like the take apart/put together gimmick. I like the changing eyes and the face plates. I like the skeleton and the different charms you can attach to it. I just wish she was more monstrous...and that the wig didn't look so awful.

Original Ghouls Lagoona - I got her back when I thought she was the closest I'd get to an actual Basic Lagoona, and even though my opinion of her has hardened a bit after getting Creepro Lagoona, I still think she's okay. I don't like how her swimsuit and shorts are sewn together, but at least there's a ribbon "waistband" separating the two halves. Her hoodie might be slightly less detailed, too, but it's still perfectly fine. Mad Science Lagoona is borrowing her fins, though.

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D Tier - Mattel, why?

Original Ghouls Clawdeen - Her face turned out okay...but that's really it. Her shoes are completely purple aside from the buckles, her shirt and skirt are sewn together, and her jacket has purple thread at the edges instead of an actual cotton trim. And that isn't even getting into the more minute changes. At least she isn't as bad as Original Ghouls Draculaura, but that's a low bar to clear. ...Yet I don't hate her. Pity, yes, but I just can't hate her.

Original Incorrect Quotes Shenanigans: ~"Me and My Friends Being Stupid" Edition~

Preface: One of my weird habits is to take my fandoms and "assign" myself and my friends to characters within the series. I have, of course, done this with Rise (one guess as to who I am). The following incorrect quotes are inspired by stupid things that my friends and I have done together, with the character roles based on my little "assignments." Enjoy.

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Mikey, reading a book across the room from Leo:

Leo: *throws his wallet at Mikey*

Mikey: OW!!! What the heck, man?!

Leo: I'm sorry! I just wanted to get your attention!

Mikey: ...And you didn't think to just walk up to me and tap me on the shoulder or something?

Leo:

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April: I know I have to go back to class tomorrow, but for now, I'm just glad I get to chill with you guys.

Donnie, pouring cold water into a cup of Kraft macaroni and cheese: You can say that again.

April:

Donnie:

Raph: ...You okay there?

Donnie: ...I thought cold water would work the same as hot water. I don't know why.

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Donnie: *driving the rest of the Mad Dogs to Dollar General in the Turtle Tank*

Raph: Whoa... Donnie, how are you doing that?

Donnie: Doing what?

Raph: Your speedometer's at 45 and just...staying there.

Donnie: Uh... I'm following the speed limit. Is this not what happens when you drive?

Raph: Well, uh--

Leo, in a resigned and slightly fearful tone: No. It's not.

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The Mad Dogs: *having a Nerf (not strictly Nerf brand) battle*

Mikey, running around like a madman: AAAAAAAH! Ahahahaha!

Leo: *steps in front of Mikey with a fully-loaded Sidewinder* Any last words, Michael?

Mikey: Aah, I don't know--!!!

Donnie: *fires at Leo from across the room with an Exterminator, just barely missing him due to the dart curving in the air*

Leo: AAAH!

Mikey: *takes out a very cleverly hidden Jolt, then fires at Leo's leg*

Leo: Nooooooo! *dramatically pretends to die*

Mikey: ...Huh. I guess I don't need to think of any last words after all!

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April, texting Leo: "Hey, you wanna come to dinner?"

Leo, knowing full well that she means "with the rest of us": "o//////o"

April: "Bruh"

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April: *shuffling things around under Mikey's bed*

Mikey: *enters the room* ...Uh, hey. What are you doing?

April: Nothing...~

Mikey: ...Are you hiding another bag of cookies under my bed...?

April:

Mikey:

April:

Mikey: ...April, I swear to Pizza Supreme in the Sky--

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Raph and Donnie, playing Cuphead together: *fighting Cagney Carnation*

Donnie, playing as Cuphead: *gets hit by a stray seed for the fourth time in a row* AAH! No...!

Raph, playing as Mugman: It's okay, I've got you! *tries to parry Cuphead's soul, but fails because it's flying upward too fast*

Donnie: Avenge me, brother...!

Raph: Oh, you bet I will. This stupid flower's going DOWN!

Incorrect Quotes Generator Shenanigans: Part 7

Raph: You can’t have a gun on stage! Ghost Bear: WRONG AGAIN! I can have a gun, and I must have a gun, that’s the rule of Chekhov’s Gun: have a gun. And now that it’s been seen, I will have to shoot someone before the end of the play.

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Foot Brute: You’re just being paranoid. Again. Cassandra: When have I been paranoid? Foot Brute: Um, when you first met Draxum you thought they were an undercover cop…? Cassandra: No one has a wart that big, I thought it was a surveillance camera! Foot Brute: And last year you were sure Foot Lieutenant was a mermaid! Cassandra: They hate wearing shirts! COINCIDENCE?! *Later, when Cassandra’s theory is proven wrong* Foot Brute: Do you have anything to say for yourself? Cassandra: I still think Foot Lieutenant is a mermaid.

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Ben: *looks at Carl* Ben: Baby boy. Baby. Ben: *looks at Leo* Ben: Evil.

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Todd: Can I offer you a nice stick in this trying time?

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Hypno: Can you be quiet?! I'm trying to think. Donnie: Don't worry. Doing anything for the first time is difficult.

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Splinter: Wow, this parking is as straight as I am. Big Mama: I know I should be focused on the fact that you just came out, but HOW DARE YOU INSULT MY PARKING!

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Meat Sweats: I’m sad. Mikey: Don’t be sad, because sad backwards is das. Mikey: And das not good.

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Casey II: I currently have 7 empty notebooks and I have no idea what to put in them. Any suggestions? Bullhop: Put spaghetti in it. Casey II: I am currently taking suggestions from everyone but you. April: Put spaghetti in it. Casey II: I am currently taking suggestions from everyone but you two. Sunita: Put spaghetti in it. Casey II: I am no longer taking suggestions.

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Donnie: Christmas lights? Raph: Check. Casey II: Thermos of hot cocoa? Raph: Check. Leo: Santa suits? Raph: Check. April: Shovel? Raph: Check. Mikey: Alibi and bail money? Raph: Check- wait, WHAT?!

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Leo: Woah dude, premarital handholding? That’s just not cool or groovy.

Nerdy Guardian Sailor Gio

I couldn't resist including my self-insert in this series of drawings.

I felt that Sailor Neptune would be a good fit for Regiomontanus. After all, what better combination would there be than the Sailor Senshi with ocean powers and a sea turtle OC? There are other reasons, though. Michiru is a musician and an artist; though I play the piano and draw instead of play the violin and paint, music and art are two things I love. (I...also tend to get Sailor Neptune as one of my most frequent results on personality quizzes. ^^') And just as Neptune is an Outer Senshi rather than an Inner Senshi, Gio here is an OC rather than a canon character.

This may be it for now, but we still have Tuxedo Mask, the rest of the Outer Senshi, Chibi Moon, the Asteroid Senshi, and Chibi Chibi. I'll take suggestions for characters (or other OCs) to fill those roles!