Hakira – they/them – 19 – aroace - currently obsessed with fictional characters that have ruined real men for me
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Obey Me! Incorrect Quotes #48
Obey Me! Incorrect Quotes #48
MC: Hi, could I ask how exactly does one accidentally set a lemon on fire??
Solomon: Microwave for 40 minutes. 😔
Luke: Why were you microwaving a lemon???
Solomon: I read boiling lemons helps cover up up bad smells - I wanted to cover up the scent of burnt oranges - but I didn't own any pots.
Simeon: Did you burn an orange too? How???
Solomon: Microwave for 40 minutes. 😔
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Seriously though, that would be awesome! I’m definitely gonna throw one now–
I want to have a wedding, but I DON'T want to get married. Like, I want to have a small little gathering with my friends and some of my cousins maybe (the cool ones) where everyone dresses up to the nines and we just fucking party then get food in our fancy ass clothes and be the baddest bitches.
Obey Me! Incorrect Quotes #35
Mammon: You call it "really bad at darts", I call it "freestyle acupuncture."
Bartender: ...I'm going to have to ask you to leave the bar.
an incorrect quote inspired by my life: Mammon, cuddling Mc: *crunching noises in the background* Mammon, Pulling away: We're havin' a moment! Beel: and I'm having Doritos.
Priceless 👌
Okay, now that i think about it, i imagine all of the brothers would just be all over Mammon and MC when they’re cuddling just to annoy him.
Shit now I have to write that-
Thanks @cldhart08!
Obey Me! Incorrect Quotes #39
*POV: Diavolo snuck out again*
MC: You guys stay here, I will find Diavolo.
MC: If you two can manage to not kill each other while I'm gone.
Barbatos: Oh, please. We're not children.
*MC leaves*
Barbatos: …
Barbatos, casually: Eat shit and die.
Solomon, also casually: Yes, fuck you.