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Obey Me! Incorrect Quotes #6
Lucifer: Why is MC making me do the dishes again? You haven’t washed them in a week, Mammon!
Mammon: It’s because I’m MC’s favorite.
Lucifer: I hate you.
Obey Me! Incorrect Quotes #7
MC: *pitches an idea*
Mammon, impressed: Huh, there might be something here!
Lucifer: Yeah, a lawsuit.
Obey Me! Incorrect Quotes #8
MC: I’ve been dropping them the most insanely obvious hints for like a year now. No response.
Mammon: Wow. They sound stupid.
MC: But they’re not. They’re really smart actually. Just dense.
Mammon: Maybe you need to be more obvious? Like, I don’t know… “Hey! I love you!”
MC: I guess you’re right. Hey Mammon, I love you.
Mammon: See! Just say that!
MC: Holy fucking shit.
Mammon: If that flies over their head then, sorry MC, but they're too dumb for you.
MC: Mammon.
Obey Me! Incorrect Quotes #11
MC: We all have our demons.
MC, grabbing Mammon: This one’s mine.
Obey Me! Incorrect Quotes #14
Mammon: Time freezes for everyone but you one day. What do you do?
MC: Oh… I’d mildly trouble everyone.
Mammon: Alright, so what would you do?
MC: I’d shave a one-inch thick line in every thick beard I saw.
MC: I’d twist all the lightbulbs just a little bit so no one would know when they aren’t working.
MC: I’d make every wing on girls eyeliner just a little bit higher than the other one.
MC: And I’d tie everyone’s shoelaces together.
MC: And then lastly, I’d snip a little hole in every tea bag.
Mammon:
Lucifer: Remind me to never allow you to have power.
Obey Me! Incorrect Quotes #20
Mammon: Bet you can’t eat 15 crayons!
MC: Bet you I can!
Lucifer: *sips coffee, checks to make sure 911 is still on speed dial, and goes back to reading the paper*
Obey Me! Incorrect Quotes #23
MC: I told Mammon that his ears turn red when he lies.
Lucifer: Do they?
MC: No.
Lucifer: Then why did you tell him that?
MC: Because I can do this.
MC: Hey Mammon! Do you love me?
Mammon, with his hands over his ears: N-no.
Obey Me! Incorrect Quotes #31
Mammon: We need to open this locked door. MC, give me your credit card.
MC: Here.
Mammon, pocketing it: Thanks. Satan, break down the door.
Obey Me! Incorrect Quotes #32
Lucifer: Where’s MC?
Mammon: Around.
Lucifer: Around?
Lucifer: You don’t have any idea, do you?
MC, dropping down from above: Did you know there’s a space above the ceiling?
Obey Me! Incorrect Quotes #34
Mammon: Uh, I think I got your lunch. *Holds up a note that reads: ‘I am very proud of you. Love, Lucifer’*
MC: Oh yeah. I didn’t think this was for me. *Holds up a note that reads: ‘Be good. For the love of sin, Please be good.’*
Obey Me! Incorrect Quotes #35
Mammon: You call it "really bad at darts", I call it "freestyle acupuncture."
Bartender: ...I'm going to have to ask you to leave the bar.
Obey Me! Incorrect Quotes #41
Lucifer: I'm at a loss for words!
Mammon: Despite being ‘at a loss for words’, Lucifer yelled at me for the next 45 minutes.
Obey Me! Incorrect Quotes #46
Mammon: Lucifer, I screwed up, big time.
Lucifer: Mammon, given your daily life experiences, you’re gonna have to be more specific.
Obey Me! Incorrect Quotes #51
Lucifer: We call that a traumatic experience.
Lucifer, turning to Mammon: Not a "bruh moment".
Lucifer, turning to MC: Not "skill issue".
Lucifer, turning to Levi: And DEFINITELY not an "oof LMAO".
Obey Me! Incorrect Quotes #58
Lucifer: Don’t trust everything you see on the internet.
Mammon: Pfft. What possibly nonsense could come from the internet? Oh. Did you know that the Earth in the Human Realm is actually flat?
Lucifer: *Takes away Mammon’s phone* Yeah, that enough for you.
Obey Me! Incorrect Quotes #62
HALLOWEEN SPECIAL!
MC: What is C for?
Mammon: C4 is a fucking explosive.
MC: No, what is ‘C’ for?
Mammon: …C is for cock.
MC:
MC: What’s your costume?
Mammon: Cookie Monster.
MC: What is C for?
Mammon: Cookies–
Obey Me! Incorrect Quotes #63
Mammon: Yeah, I'll smoke a joint tonight, but let's not get too crazy.
*Mammon and MC proceed to get arrested for blocking the road in large traffic cone costumes*
*BONUS*
*talking on the phone*
Mammon: Remember how I said that MC and I were gonna have a calm night out for once?
Lucifer: Yeah…
Mammon: Well, we’re in jail.
Lucifer: *hangs up*
Obey Me! Incorrect Quotes #64
Mammon: Would you take a bullet for me?
MC: ...yes?
Levi: *angrily bursts into the room holding a broken Ruri-Chan figurine*
Mammon: *running away* Great, thanks!
Obey Me! Incorrect Quotes #66
CHRISTMAS SPECIAL!
Mammon: Uhh.. MC just asked if we want to…
Mammon: “Fell the mighty before their time and display their carcasses in our homes?”
Satan, not even looking up from his book: They’re asking if you want to cut down Christmas trees.
Mammon: Oh, that makes more sense.