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Obey Me! Incorrect Quotes #40
*after Lesson 16*
MC: I trusted you!
Belphie: Why?
Obey Me! Incorrect Quotes #41
Lucifer: I'm at a loss for words!
Mammon: Despite being ‘at a loss for words’, Lucifer yelled at me for the next 45 minutes.
Obey Me! Incorrect Quotes #42
MC: Do you feel any better?
Barbatos: I feel much better now that you here with me.
*Solomon walks in*
Barbatos: I feel half better.
Obey Me! Incorrect Quotes #43
Asmo: If I see a bug, I simply leave the room elegantly and require someone else do something about it.
Asmo: If no one fulfills my wish, I simply never go back in there.
Obey Me! Incorrect Quotes #44
*MC first arriving in the Devildom*
MC: Okay, quick question. How petty am I allowed to be?
Obey Me! Incorrect Quotes #45
MC, admiring a sleeping Belphie: You’re so cute.
Belphie, sleepily: I could beat your ass.
MC, lovingly: I know.
Obey Me! Incorrect Quotes #46
Mammon: Lucifer, I screwed up, big time.
Lucifer: Mammon, given your daily life experiences, you’re gonna have to be more specific.
Obey Me! Incorrect Quotes #47
Beel: When I get Doordash I order 20 cheeseburgers at a time and heat them up throughout the week so that I don’t have to pay the delivery fee multiple times.
Lucifer: I hope you understand how food poisoning works.
Belphie: I hope food poisoning understands how Beel works. I never met a burger he couldn’t eat.
Obey Me! Incorrect Quotes #48
MC: Hi, could I ask how exactly does one accidentally set a lemon on fire??
Solomon: Microwave for 40 minutes. 😔
Luke: Why were you microwaving a lemon???
Solomon: I read boiling lemons helps cover up up bad smells - I wanted to cover up the scent of burnt oranges - but I didn't own any pots.
Simeon: Did you burn an orange too? How???
Solomon: Microwave for 40 minutes. 😔
Obey Me! Incorrect Quotes #49
Satan: Are you mad? MC: No. Satan: So sharpening your knives at 3 in the morning is just a hobby?
Obey Me! Incorrect Quotes #50
MC: Have I ever told you that I love you with my whole heart?
Lucifer: For the love of all that is unholy, I am not taking you to McDonalds. It’s 2am!
MC: Mean.
Obey Me! Incorrect Quotes #51
Lucifer: We call that a traumatic experience.
Lucifer, turning to Mammon: Not a "bruh moment".
Lucifer, turning to MC: Not "skill issue".
Lucifer, turning to Levi: And DEFINITELY not an "oof LMAO".
Obey Me! Incorrect Quotes #52
MC: What is the one thing I told you not to do?
Solomon: Burn the house down.
MC: And what did you do?
Solomon: I made dinner.
MC:
Solomon:
MC:
Solomon: And burnt the house down.
Obey Me! Incorrect Quotes #53
*during the first week in the Devildom*
MC: Man, they look like a real handful. How do you deal with them?
Lucifer, watching Mammon screaming, Satan trying to set a sleeping Belphie on fire, and Levi choking on air: I don't know either.
Obey Me! Incorrect Quotes #54
Lucifer, filling out legal paperwork: Were you guys born AMAB or AFAB?
MC: Bold of you to assume I was born at all.
Levi: I personally was created in a lab.
Satan: I just straight up spawned lol.
Obey Me! Incorrect Quotes #55
*after the incident in Lesson 16*
MC: I learned a valuable lesson from this.
Lucifer: I’m guessing they are all horrible distortions on the lesson you actually should’ve taken away…
MC: DEATH ISN’T REAL AND I AM BASICALLY GOD!
Obey Me! Incorrect Quotes #56
*At the police station*
Lucifer: Hello, I’m here for MC.
Police officer: Who’s MC?
Lucifer: Ah, you must be new.
Obey Me! Incorrect Quotes #57
Belphie: I'm not a morning person. I'm barely even a person.
Obey Me! Incorrect Quotes #58
Lucifer: Don’t trust everything you see on the internet.
Mammon: Pfft. What possibly nonsense could come from the internet? Oh. Did you know that the Earth in the Human Realm is actually flat?
Lucifer: *Takes away Mammon’s phone* Yeah, that enough for you.
Obey Me! Incorrect Quotes #59
Lucifer, pointing to Diavolo’s empty room: YOU LET HIM ESCAPE?!?
Barbatos: *holding a very happy MC* I WAS ON BREAK.