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Obey Me! Incorrect Quotes #29

Solomon: I'm gonna need a human skull but you can't ask why. 

MC: Only if you also don't ask why. 

MC: *pulls four pristine human skulls out of their bag* 

Solomon: ... 

Solomon, grabbing a skull: This one will do.

Obey Me! Incorrect Quotes #30

*Solomon trying to explain why he should be allowed in the kitchen*

Solomon: It's not like I try to blow things up, exactly. It just sort of happens.

Solomon: You've got to admit though, fire is fascinating.

Obey Me! Incorrect Quotes #33

MC: And now for a gay update with Asmo and Solomon. 

Asmo: Getting gayer. 

MC: Thank you, Asmo.

Obey Me! Incorrect Quotes #42

MC: Do you feel any better? 

Barbatos: I feel much better now that you here with me. 

*Solomon walks in* 

Barbatos: I feel half better.

Obey Me! Incorrect Quotes #48

MC: Hi, could I ask how exactly does one accidentally set a lemon on fire?? 

Solomon: Microwave for 40 minutes. 😔 

Luke: Why were you microwaving a lemon??? 

Solomon: I read boiling lemons helps cover up up bad smells - I wanted to cover up the scent of burnt oranges - but I didn't own any pots. 

Simeon: Did you burn an orange too? How??? 

Solomon: Microwave for 40 minutes. 😔

Obey Me! Incorrect Quotes #52

MC: What is the one thing I told you not to do? 

Solomon: Burn the house down. 

MC: And what did you do? 

Solomon: I made dinner. 

MC: 

Solomon:

MC: 

Solomon: And burnt the house down.

Obey Me! Incorrect Quotes #61

HALLOWEEN SPECIAL!

*on Halloween night*

Solomon: MC, what is the ONE thing I asked you NOT to do tonight? 

MC: Raise the dead. 

Solomon: And what did you do? 

MC: *with a zombie gnawing their arm* Raise the dead.