Yeah

Yeah

they need to make a pocket dimension you can hide in where time doesn't pass and everything is soft

I used to love being a McLaren fan because they're the softness that cancelled the harsh trauma of being a Ferrari fan.

Like whatever inconsistency Ferrari was on, I knew I could just turn to the papaya and all will be good.

Well, not anymore...

Someone literally made a post about how much they hate him as a person but they will defend his gay self to death and honestly I agree

i like how everyones reaction to this can be summed up as "hes never said anything logical, relevant or helpful on comms but so help me if youre homophobic to him i'll fucking headbutt you."

ttpd: and he didn't even propose!

evermore: here *gives ttpd a tissue box* it's okay sweetheart.

folklore: *sobs*

evermore: seriously, Lore? Keep it together!

folklore: but it's sad!

ttpd: *dapping her eyes* six years!

evermore: it's okay, Torie.

Red: *sipping tea* so 30 tracks about the same guy? I know what that feels like.

ttpd: oh no, I also shit-talked the trash bag I dated for two weeks.

Fearless: *raises eyebrows*

ttpd: I called him out for being an ugly  douchebag.

Speak Now: damn

ttpd: and admitted that he had a small dick.

Speak now: DAMN

Debut: *stops strumming guitar* a small what?

*meanwhile in another room*

1989: hey Rep, I just heard about the breakup, I'm so sorry.

Rep: *eyeroll* oh I don't care.

*2 minutes later*

Rep: silently crying *goes into bedroom and sets on bed* how're you holding up lov-

Lover: *on the bed curled into a ball* LEAVE ME ALONE!

Do y'all think George has a fan account where he posts edits and memes of himself?

Seb and Nico should make some kind of podcast or show where they sit after every race weekend and discuss anything and everything. Results, rumors, teams, drivers, gossip, contracts and everything in between. Forget f1 media forget sky. I want these two Germans' unfiltered opinions on everything in this sport.