Aizawa: Smash His Kneecaps And He'll Talk, Okay? I'm At A Parent-teacher Conference.

Aizawa: Smash his kneecaps and he'll talk, okay? I'm at a parent-teacher conference.

Aizawa: Anyway, you said Eri is enjoying finger-painting? That's great.

Desperately want a comic relief chapter where the students find out about the UA traitor and suddenly everything everyone does is seen as suspicious by the others but it keeps getting disproved in increasingly hilarious ways

Like sero is shiftily sneaking boxes from the kitchen to his dorm room in the middle of the night? Turns out he's just hoarding the poptarts bc denki always eats all of them

Or they keep hearing weird sounds from tokoyami's room but the doors always locked and his explanations never make any sense but it's because he runs an ASMR channel on youtube

No one's secrets are safe- for some reason mina has dozens of audios on her phone of the others snoring, iida's secretly writing a play, and uraraka's suspiciously long runs are because she keeps challenging stray cats to staring contests. It's chaos

Mina: Dammit, Bakugo!

Bakugo: What?! It wasn’t me!

Mina: Sorry, force of habit. Dammit, Kaminari!

Kaminari: Not me either.

Mina: Oh...Then who set the house on fire?

Sero: *whistles*

Iida: Isn’t it weird that we pay money to see other people?

Uraraka: Plane tickets?

Todoroki : Concert tickets?

Midoriya: Prostitution?

Iida, holding their broken frames: Glasses.

Todoroki: We need to distract these guys

Kaminari : Leave it to me

Kaminari : Centaurs have six limbs and are therefore insects. Discuss.

Iida, bakugo and Midoriya, *Immediately begin arguing*

Kirishima watching in horror: Oh this. I don’t like this. I don't like this at all.

*The bakusquad right before bakugo wedding*

Kaminari: Well I have to go, I have a wedding to attend.

Mina: Wait... Oh! I have a wedding to attend too!

Sero: Oh, I have a wedding to attend as well

Jirou: I THINK WE ALL HAVE WEDDINGS TO ATTEND

Kirishima, panicked: I THINK I HAVE A WEDDING TO OFFICIATE