Boku No Hero Academia Incorrect Quotes - Tumblr Posts
Shinsou; My daily routine is very simple. I wake up and I suffer
Kirishima: you have lips and so do i .... interesting
Bakugo: i have fists and you have a face .... more interesting
Aizawa: With great power comes great need to take a nap. Wake me up later.
Bakugo: Okay okay stop asking me if I'm straight, gay, bi, whatever. I identify as a FUCKING THREAT
Kaminari: I used to think that melancholy was a vegetable.
Shinsou: that incredible, let’s hang out more
Kaminari: So that’s my plan.
Shinsou: Are you alright with constructive criticism? I don’t want to sound mean.
Kaminari: No, go ahead, I want to hear it.
Shinsou: It fucking sucks.
Kaminari: That’s not constructive criticism.
Aizawa : God, give me patience.
Kirishima: I think you mean 'give me strength'.
Aizawa: If God gave me strength, you'd be dead.
Midoriya, struggling to keep upright in their 1 inch heels: Yeah, I-I don’t really think heels are for me
Bakugo, pointing at them and walking flawlessly in sparkly golden 6 inch heels: WEAK.
*The dekusquad covered in blood and glitter after commuting a crime*
Midoriya:!We can explain.
All might: Can you?
Midoriya: If you give me thirty seconds to think of a lie.
Shinsou: Schrödinger’s cat is overrated. If you wanna see something that’s both dead and alive you can talk to me any time of the day.
Aoyama: 'Person of interest' is almost too flattering.
Aoyama: Like, if the police were to pound on my door and go, 'A man has been murdered in your building and you are a person of interest,' I'd be like, 'Moi? Oh, do go on.'
All might: Young Midoriya, stop! This isn't you, you've gone mad with power!
Midoriya: Well of course I have.
Midoriya: Have you ever tried going mad without power?
Midoriya: It's boring.
Aizawa: You often use humor to deflect trauma
Kaminari: Thank you
Aizawa : I didn't say that was a good thing
Kaminari: What I'm hearing is, you think I'm funny
Kaminari: Dear Shinsou , your Christmas gift this year… is me. That’s right, another year of friendship. Your membership has been renewed.
Bakugo: What doesn't kill me should run, because now I'm fucking pissed.
Bakugo, addressing the squad: And if you have any suggestions feel free to put them in the suggestion box.
Kirishima: But – that’s just a trash can.
Bakugo: It sure is!
Shoji: You know, not every problem can be solved with a sword.
Tokoyami: That's why I carry two swords.
Kirishima: “Because of reasons” is always a legitimate reason.
Bakugo: “Because screw you, that’s why” is also acceptable
Mina : “For science” is good too.
Kaminari: Don’t forget “The stars are not in position”.
Kirishima: When I found Bakugo it was like an angelic choir sang down from the heavens
Shinsou: And when I found Kaminari he was wandering outside a Walmart at 2am