
Headmate sideblog // Odysseus/Máxime, he/it, mixtive in a system. // Current sources and fandoms are Despicable Me 4 (Máxime Le Mal) and EPIC: The Musical/Homer/Greek mythology (Odysseus). // I am also dating the Hermes in my system (and Poseidon and Zeus).
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Hermesseus - They're Gay, Your Honour. - Tumblr Blog
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moodboard made for my darling friend @hermesseus :]
reminder that the thoughts someone has does not say anything about how “good” or “bad” someone is, because thoughts have no moral worth at all. yes, this includes sexual and violent thoughts of all kinds. thoughtcrime isn’t real
thought crimes arent real. that includes thoughts about real life things. just so yall know

— Juansen Dizon
gray, fighting:
the person he's fighting: is he... in love with me? he must be... we are soulmates??? .......
I think people in fandom would be happier if they focused more on things they love than the things they hate
You still defending ai art?

the use of AI is mostly a labor issue, not a technology issue. its just another tool. AI aint special.
I imagine one of the reasons people cling to their hate so stubbornly is because they sense, once hate is gone, they will be forced to deal with pain. James Baldwin, Nobody Knows My Name
“I still catch myself feeling sad about things that don’t matter anymore.”
— Kurt Vonnegut
we were meant to live slowly!!!! we were meant to savor moments and feel unabashedly lazy and frolic and smell the flowers and laugh with our entire hearts and love with our entire souls!!!!! don’t ever feel guilty for resting!!!!!! don’t ever feel guilty for slowing down!!!!!! enjoying life shouldn’t be something you’re ashamed of
Intuspluric culture is constantly lovingly bullying your partner. I love him but I will also call him a coward because he's a coward <3
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theyre literally already married
This is about Thersites by the way.
Everyone else mentioned in the pre-story character list had their rank and important relations listed, but Thersites was none so lucky.
Agamemnon, son of Atreus; king of Argos and Mycenae; leader of the host.
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Achilles, son of Peleus and the sea nymph Thetis, grandson of Aeacus, son of Zeus; chief of the Myrmidons from Phthia and Hellas.
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Odysseus (Ulysses), son of Laertes and husband of Penelope; king of Ithaca and leader of the Cephallenians.
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Diomedes, son of Tydeus and grandson of Oeneus; king of Middle Argos, Tiryns and Aegina.
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Patroclus, son of Menoetius; comrade and squire of Achilles.
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Thersites, ugliest of the Greek soldiers; an endless talker.
My guy. My man. Sirs. He's just a guy. He's poor, he has scoliosis and he speaks out against Agamemnon, why must you be so cruel?
Has he no family? For all we know he was born of a rotting broken bone, who is this man's father? Why is he even mentioned here if all you can tell us is that he talks a lot and isn't pretty?
He doesn't even talk that much! He talks a pretty normal amount for the always very long speeches that every single soldier gives. It's wordy, but everyone is wordy, he isn't special. He isn't rambling, he's just speaking 'out of place'.
Not to mention that once you get to him in the actual story, Odysseus beats and belittles him publicly. What the fuck, man, he's just a guy! A little guy! Be nice to him!




"come play with me and our daughter---!" "DAUGHTER???? i mean... thats cool i just didnt know, you know?"
that one troy interview on tiktok but it’s hermes and also I drew it and now it has subtitles

This is Money Snake. She only appears every 312 years.
If you reblog her picture within the next twenty-five seconds you will have good luck and fortune for the rest of your life.
Odysseus everytime he’s in a disguise: Who?? Odysseus? That handsome man? That sexy young fellow? That strapping soldier? That godlike hero? That cunning trickster? That man of wealth and beauty? That kingly man? I heard he’s super cool. I hear he was born in Egypt. I mean Crete. I mean Same.
The suitors: what
Odysseus: And he killed a million guys and he’s super rich and he’s coming home to his hot wife. Right now.
Antinous: what
Odysseus: Arrow.