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Smash Intros: Viridi (Mii Swordfighter) VS K. Rool

Smash Intros: Viridi (Mii Swordfighter) VS K. Rool

Inspired by “If Smash Bros Had Intros Like Mortal Kombat” by Mister BlackJack

‘Viridi’:”You stole one of my Reset Bombs!?”

K. Rool:”The Brambles made for lovely fortifications, my dear.”

Viridi:”How about I make you some more?”


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4 years ago

Smash Intros: Daisy VS Dark Pit

Inspired by “If Smash Bros Had Intros Like Mortal Kombat” by Mister BlackJack

Daisy:”Hi, I’m Daisy!”

Dark Pit:”I don’t care.”

Daisy:”Wow, you’re pleasant.”

[A jab at the Daisy meme. ‘Nuff said.]


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4 years ago

I want this to be a thing. If we can get Sega to bring back classic Sonic in the form of Sonic Mania, maybe we can do the same with some of its other franchises.

POWER UPPPPPP, Altered Beast Remake Concept!

POWER UPPPPPP, Altered Beast remake concept!

4 years ago

Smash Intros: Joker VS Wario

Inspired by “If Smash Bros Had Intros Like Mortal Kombat” by Mister BlackJack

Joker:”You used to be a Phantom Thief?”

Wario:”Yup! The Purple Wind! Silent, but deadly.”

Joker:”I’m not even dignifying that with a response.”

[A reference to the DS game, Wario: Master of Disguise.]


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4 years ago

Smash Intros: Captain Falcon VS Ness

Inspired by “If Smash Bros Had Intros Like Mortal Kombat” by Mister BlackJack 

Captain Falcon:”Bet you’ve seen your share of scary monsters and super creeps.”

Ness:”Starmen, diamond dogs, and all kinds of space oddities.”

Captain Falcon:”Sounds like you’re really under pressure, kiddo.”

[Earthbound has enemies called Starmen and a boss called the Diamond Dog, both of which get their names from David Bowie songs. I crammed in a few more Bowie references while I was at it.]


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4 years ago

Smash Intros: Greninja VS Incineroar

Inspired by “If Smash Bros Had Intros Like Mortal Kombat” by Mister BlackJack

Greninja:”Chesnaught would’ve loved you.”

Incineroar:”And you and Decidueye would get along like a house on fire.”

Greninja:”But what would Delphox and Primarina think of eachother?”


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