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Were Ruining The Planet
“we’re ruining the planet”
sorry where’s this we coming from, i don’t remember running a multibillion dollar corporation
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maybe you’re not up to having a good day, so just have a day.
stay alive, wake up, breathe. eat and drink and rest.
just exist.
have a day.
me, grabbing an intercom in ikea: attention all customers. the store will be closing in five minutes. if you are present in the store after closing you will be hunted for sport
*does a gay little experiment that challenges god*
say ayo if pt. 1
you used to think cinnamon was super sweet as a kid because of snickerdoodle cookies but instead got betrayed when you chucked a tablespoon of cinnamon into the back of your throat and proceeded to cough for two minutes straight while your family looked on in resignation
“you should smile more”
yeah, i’ll smile when you’re actually funny, try harder clown