Firstbourne: Omega, Why Does The Kid Have A Lot Of Animals Around Him All The Time?

Firstbourne: Omega, why does the kid have a lot of animals around him all the time?

Omega: The young one must learn to lead an army from an early age.

Firstbourne: ... Okay, cool.

*meantime*

FSM: *evil laugh* I WILL TAKE CONTROL OF THE WORLD!!

People, I'm thinking and thinking and one thought came to my mind, do you know who Harumi's biggest hater is?

Because I think I know, it must be FSM, come to think of it, she's stealing his race's masks, kidnaps his son who is a child again, resurrects his second son but only the evil part and most importantly I try to kill his beloved grandson and also uses Garmadon. I'm sure he hates her, his already broken family is even more dysfunctional because of her.

If Overlord hadn't helped her and saved her, she would have gotten a real kick in the afterlife.

We all know that little Lloyd is a devil and the biggest villain in all of ninjago

[A moment after the birth/creation/appearance of the FSM]

Firstbourne: *Breaking into Oni territory* OMEGA!!!!

Omega: Firstbourne what are you doing here, this is violating all the rules!

Firstbourne: Fuck it, look what I'm got. *shows him a little FSM*

Omega: What is that thing?

Firstbourne: This is our baby!

Omega: Oh oka-

Omega: ...

Omega: Wait, WHAT THE FU-

@thecatundertheladder You asked, here you go, maybe I'll make a continuation of this or something