Guys, Thank You Very Much For 50 Followers

Guys, thank you very much for 50 followers

Hey, imagine that when FSM wrote the prophecies about the green ninja, he didn't know exactly who it would be and suddenly he watched Lloyd being saved and he is happy because for a moment his whole family is together until suddenly Kai starts saying something about the green ninja and FSM is like:

"Wait what? Does he know who the green ninja is? Wait why is everyone looking at Lloyd and why are they coming at him with a golden weapons, wait no, no, this can't be true HOW IS LLOYD THE GREEN NINJA???!???!?!?"

And from behind, his dragon looks at him and wonders why his owner is so stupid.

I'm sure FSM knew his grandson would be the green ninja when he wrote the prophecies or when Lloyd was born, but the idea still amuses me greatly.

Lloyd, nauseous as fuck but refuses to admit that he feels ill:

Wu who knows how Garmadon look when he is sick and Lloyd is little copy of him: what did you take?

Lloyd, forcing his stomach to not spew everywhere, trying and failing to act casual: what? nothing. i didn't take anything.

Wu activating his mom voice/master voice: Lloyd Montgomery Garmadon.

Lloyd: i did what i had to. (reaches into his pocket and pulls out $40) and i won the bet.

Wu: what did you do?

Lloyd: i drank a 3 liters of bleach

Wu, closes his eyes and takes a deep breath trying to process how Lloyd is simultaneously better and worse than Garmadon ever was: why...did you drink a 3 liters of bleach?

Lloyd: I wanted some candy but I don't have money and mom don't want to buy me some

FSM as a child: Mom, how are babies made?

Firstbourne: Eeeeeee, ask Omega.

*during the month with Omega*

FSM: Omega, where do babies come from?

Omega: *wonders how to say it so that Firstbourne won't make a fuss with him*

Omega: I don't know.

FSM: So where did I come from?

Omega: Your mother found you one day and said she would take you and force me to raise you with her.

FSM: *sad and confused sounds*

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