Osiris In The Duat: It Can't Be That Bad To Be Here. Think Of The Positives. Let's See...I've Got No

Osiris in the Duat: It can't be that bad to be here. Think of the positives. Let's see...I've got no more human conflicts, no more Set...no more burning sun, no more Set, no more annoying gods, no more Set ...no more cycle of death, no more Set, no more worries about ecology, no more Set, no more Set, no more Set, no more Set! (sighs) I think I'm gonna like this place.

*the Mesektet crashes into the house, the wall collapses*

Set, holding the helm: Sup!

Horus, hangs on board: WHO THE FUCK LET HIM TO DRIVE!!!

Ra: Sorry :D

Osiris: if i die how much will you miss me?

Isis: it's cute that you think that death can free you from this relationship

I saw it and I just can't not imagining this

Qui Gon: Obi Wan! I found a kid in the trash!

Obi Wan: WHAT- PUT HIM BACK! HE DOESN’T BELONG TO YOU

Qui Gon: FINDERS KEEPERS

Obi Wan: MASTER

Darth Maul, a traumatized grown man: I can’t tell if I’m being kidnapped or spontaneously adopted

Maul as he watches Obi Wan and Qui Gon argue over him: … *tries to walk away*

Obi Wan: SIT YOUR ASS DOWN

Maul:

Maul: Adopted, it seems

Zephyrus: people who date a twin, how do you tell them apart?

Hyacinthus: it's easy – Artemis has a red manicure and Apollo has a dick