Imhotep: Yeah But What If We Take A Mastaba And Put Another Smaller Mastaba On Top Of It, And Another

Imhotep: yeah but what if we take a mastaba and put another smaller mastaba on top of it, and another one on top, and so we have a stack of mastabas on top of each other

Djoser: how much coffee did you drink?

Imhotep: i can see time

Imhotep: also i haven't slept three days, help

Different versions of the legend say that during the storming of Troy, Menelaus wanted to kill Helen, but she tore her clothes, exposing her breasts, and the murder attempt failed. Also, when Orestes came to kill Clytemnestra, she also undressed, telling how she fed him with these breasts.

Danger: *happens*

The daughters of Leda: LOOK AT MY BOOBS!!!

Loki: Woah, look, Angrboda! Mistletoe! You know what we must do, right?

Angrboda: *sighs* Just one time only

Angrboda: *lifts him to pick the mistletoe*

Loki: *slaps Baldr with it*

Baldr: WHY do every time finding a mistletoe you do this shit?!!

Loki: lmao

Osiris in the Duat: It can't be that bad to be here. Think of the positives. Let's see...I've got no more human conflicts, no more Set...no more burning sun, no more Set, no more annoying gods, no more Set ...no more cycle of death, no more Set, no more worries about ecology, no more Set, no more Set, no more Set, no more Set! (sighs) I think I'm gonna like this place.

*the Mesektet crashes into the house, the wall collapses*

Set, holding the helm: Sup!

Horus, hangs on board: WHO THE FUCK LET HIM TO DRIVE!!!

Ra: Sorry :D