Hera: You Must Give This Apple To The Fairest Of Us

Hera: you must give this apple to the fairest of us

Athena: make your choice, Paris

Aphrodite: who do you prefer?

Paris: sorry, great ladies, but i'm gay

Paris: *give the apple to Hermes*

Hermes: ...

Aphrodite: wait-

Zeus: well, there is nothing we can do, let's go home and leave the boy alone

THE END

Horus: I like everything about you.

Horus: The other day, someone asked me who the most beautiful person in my world was.

Horus: You know what I said?

Hathor: What?

Horus: I said-*sees Set watching them in a tree through the window* Set?

Hathor: You said Set?!?

And then he turned them into dolphins

*A quite day at Heliopolis*

Set out of nowhere: HEY GUYS WANT SEE A BUTTERFLY?

Isis: butterfly?

Set: *throw a butter towards them* YEET!

The butter: *landed smoothly into Horus' tea*

Set: oh poop...

Hathor: oh no...

Isis:

Horus: *sigh*

Also Horus: *took the butter out, and continued drinking his tea again*

Horus: I can’t feel my leg.

Set: [stabs Horus' leg]

Horus: [screams in pain] WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT!?

Set: You’re a liar!