Hera: You Must Give This Apple To The Fairest Of Us

Hera: you must give this apple to the fairest of us

Athena: make your choice, Paris

Aphrodite: who do you prefer?

Paris: sorry, great ladies, but i'm gay

Paris: *give the apple to Hermes*

Hermes: ...

Aphrodite: wait-

Zeus: well, there is nothing we can do, let's go home and leave the boy alone

THE END

I have headcanon that Agamemnon was like Clytemnestra as a person.

There is an opinion that it was a political marriage for an alliance with Sparta, but he conquered Mycenae already after the wedding of Helen and Menelaus, so it would be superfluous.

Besides Clytemnestra had three older sisters so as Menelaus' older brother Ag could marry one of them earlier. Also he could marry Helen - world prettiest woman (its a very strong boost to status and prestige) at the same time (they are twins). Being such selfish, prideful and avaricious as he was shown in iliad (Chryseis part) he must try to get her for himself as the oldest Atreides and the heir of Mycenae and the future most powerful anax of Greece.

And also legend said that Helen and Menelaus were married for 10 years when abduction happened while Iphigenia was 12-14 years old at the start of the Trojan War to be a bride - that means Agamemnon and Clytemnestra were married no later than the Helen and Menelaus' wedding.

Set:*pulls back curtain while Horus is showering*

Set: Are we–—stop screaming, it’s me——are we out of lettuce?

Tom Bombadil is two Peredhil in a trenchcoat elured and elurin mystery solved