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Chiron: I'm An Orphan
Chiron: I'm an orphan
Apollo: Not anymore you're not
Chiron: I'm adopted??
Apollo: Hi adopted, I'm dad
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Set: I'm revers necromancer
Anubis: you just kill people
Set: shut up
Do you guys ever think about how severe were Achilles' parents? Even put aside his mother's manipulation, Patroclus literally killed a child and Peleus like: Hell yeah, he'll be a great friend for my minor son
"Maybe the real Silmarilli were the in-laws we killed along the way."
---- Fëanáro, probably
CK3 is ridiculous, it's literally just like
Spymaster: Alright, my liege, our plot to kill Lord Olrich is 95% likely to succeed and there's a 100% chance it'll remain a secret.
Me: Alright. Do it. Kill him.
Spymaster, literally three seconds later: My liege we have absolutely failed. Completely. He's not dead. In fact, he seems to have grown stronger. The spider that bit him gave him magical powers of some kind.
Me: W-what?
cSpymaster: Also, the entire planet knows we tried to kill him and have rallied behind Lord Spidernator.
Me: Y-you mean Lord Olrich?
Spymaster: No. It's Lord Spidernator now.