Avatar: Way Of The Water

Avatar: way of the water

Friend ship bracelets

Aonung: I’m confused why this is a “hide out” for us

Tsireya: cause I said so and according to me we’re all friends

Aonung: WE HAVE A SKY PERSON WITH US A SKY PERSON!

Spider: I CAN HEAR U

Aonung: good

Lo’ak: Y’all need help

Kiri: why are we here again

Tsireya: so we can bond like friends and not be enemies. I’m looking at you brother

Aonung: What did I do!?

Lo’ak: you know what you did

Aonung: You punched me in the face

Spider: Ok so what are we gonna do?

Lo’ak: you were making fun of my sister

neteyam: Ok what did I miss?

Kiri: where were you?

Neteyam: I how was I supposed to know y’all left

Tuk: i told you that we were leaving! Didn’t you hear?

Neteyam:no

Aonung: idk something

Lo’ak: well most of us can swim

Spider: I CAN SWIM FOR YOUR INFORMATION

Kiri: yeahhhhhhhh rightttt

Tsireya: Ok I found some seashells in the reef! So we can make matching friend ship bracelets!

Kiri: yes!

Aonung: you gotta be joking….

Tsireya: do I look like I’m joking? No

Lo’ak: sounds like a good idea!

Spider: eh. It’s sounds like a plan

Neteyam: yup let’s do it

Aonung: finnneeeeee I’ll do it only because ur my sister

Tsireya: yay!

Avatar: the way of the water

Father and son “bonding”

quaritch: wtf is this kid doing

Spider: -throwing shit at the two way mirror and doing other Tarzan shit- AHHHHHH

Quaritch:…….Yeah im gonna go talk to him

Spider: -hiding under a table-

Quaritch: -enters the room- what up Tarzan?

Spider: what?

Quaritch: Well you act like a monkey sooooo

Spider: -confused- wtf are you even saying?

Quaritch: -drags spider from under the table- Ok so I may not be ur dad but I know your dad was an asshole to you kid

Spider: yeah and what about it?

Quaritch: I’m basically gonna try and repair that..but first teach me na’vi

Spider: no

-into that part of the movie where they’re now in pandora or some shit-

Quaritch: now if you run away that mask has a tracking system in it so if you run I’ll find your bitch ass and beat the shit out of you once we get back hear me

Spider: im not even gonna test that shit

Quaritch: good cause you shouldn’t

Spider: you said this was father and son bonding WTF IS THIS SHIT

Quaritch: it still counts

Spider: yeah yeah

The recoms: meeting my oc

Brown: they alive yet?

Mansk: bitch Idk

???: -opens their eyes just a little bit- what…What happened?

Ja: welcome back

???:……..oh hell no -pushes ja away- get tf away from me

Fike: better than colonal punching me and lyle in the face

???: -looks down at their hands and body-…..WHY AM I TURQUOISE?!

Lyle: is the new recom awake yet? Oh hey there

???:….I’m about to faint..this can’t be

Ja: ummm haha funny thing is that it is

Brown: yeah you umm died…

???:-trying to remember their death but can’t- I-I can’t remember….

Z-dog: -enters the room- what did I miss?

???: ok can someone explain what happened to me please!?

Z-dog: I can do that. So basically-after explaining everything to them-

Brown: so do you have a name you go by instead of your real one?

???: my friends and colleague’s would always call me Rio.

Lyle: welcome to the recom squad Rio

Z-dog: you’ll meet colonel and the others later but I’m z-dog

Brown: I’m brown like the color -points to ja- that’s our medic Ja

Ja: -waves- hi

Brown: -points to Mansk- that’s Mansk

Mansk: ._. hello

Fike: and I’m the best black person here Fike.

Brown: Umm no you’re not

Fike: yea I am

Rio: yeah I’m not getting caught up in that.

Ja: yeah it’s worst with Lopez and brown but that’s later in if they decide to fight about something stupid.

Brown: I HEARD THAT!

The recoms

Brown: I BET I CAN WIN IN A FIGHT WITH YOU LOPEZ!

Lopez: ALRIGHT BET!

Ja: WAIT I NEED TO RECORD!

Z-dog: -starts recording-

-Brown And Lopez fighting like Blue cats-

Lyle:COLONEL THE CATS ARE FIGHTING AGAIN

Lopez: -pulls off browns scarf- HAHA GOT YOUR SCARF!

Brown: -messes up Lopez’s waves- HAHA NO MORE WA-

Lopez: -slaps the shit out of him- BITCH

Mansk: -walks in-….-walks out- nope

Prager: -on the top bunk watching- I got the high grounds

Walker: and I got a damn nerf gun

Fike: YALL STOP BEFORE WE GET IN TROUBLE

Quaritch: I LEAVE FOR 10 MINUTES AND WHAT DO I COME BACK TO!?

The whole unit:…………..sugar honey ice tea

Lopez: -stops strangling brown and drops him to the ground-

Brown: -head hits the ground- owwwwwwww

Z-dog: -stops recording-

Ja:…..we can explain

Lyle: -comes back- what up ?

The whole unit: YOU FRICKING SNITCH!

Lyle:…. Yeah no -runs down the hall-

Quaritch: all of y’all bed now. It’s nap time for y’all

The unit: WHAT?

Prager: I WASNT EVEN APART OF THIS!

Walker: IM A FULL GROWN ADULT

Quaritch: y’all can either take a nap or get on the ground and do push-ups until I say stop

-the whole unit scrambles to get to their bunks-

Quaritch: good now GO TO SLEEP! -turns off the lights while he leaves-

Lopez: Maldita perra (fucking bitch *this is from Google Translate so yeah*)

Fike: welp…z send me the video while you’re at it

Z-dog: I’ll think about it

Prager: -already asleep-

-Mansk and Lyle walk in and go to their bunks-

Mansk: -sets his sunglasses to the side and falls asleep-

Fike: y’all wanna hear a story?

The unit: no

Fike: well damn

Avatar: the way of water

“You’re supposed to stay close to the base…” he says while grabbing the bandages out the medicine cabinet. Rio looked down at the floor taking in the lecture.

“And what do you do you go wander off!” Mansk yells applying rubbing alcohol on Rio’s arm before wrapping it with the bandages. Rio hissed a little at anger in his voice and at the fact they got rubbing alcohol put on their arm.

“Why did you even wander off in the first place!?” Mansk asked them. Rio couldn’t come up with a good enough for them.

“Answer me.” Mansk said.

“…I…don’t…know..” Rio said looking down at the ground while Mansk stood up. Mansk rubbed his temple and looked back at the child sitting in front of him.

“What do you mean you don’t know.” He asked them. Rio didn’t say anything. They sat there and thought about why they didn’t know. They didn’t wanna say it was because Spider thought it would be a good idea and explore a little bit away from the RDA base. Mansk kneeled down to Rio’s level. He put a hand on Rio’s shoulder and sighed.

“Don’t do that again kid…” he said before patting Rio’s head. Rio just gave him The ‘you’re not my dad but ok’ look.

“Yes sir..” They said fiddling with the handmade bracelet on their wrist. Mansk helped off the table before putting the bandages and rubbing alcohol back in the medicine cabinet. After the little lecture from Mansk they went to Spider who was pacing around the room. When he heard the door opening he looked to see who it was.

“Thank eywa You’re ok!” Spider said as he sighed in relief to them not being dead or in a coma. Rio walked over to him and punched him in the shoulder. Spider rubbed his shoulder a little from the impact of the punch.

“Be lucky that it isn’t the both of us in trouble.” Rio said siting on the table provided in the room.

“Oh please. I scolded by Quaritch but he didn’t give me an ass woppen tho.” Spider said sitting next to them.

“Yeah same. I also didn’t get an ass woppen.” Rio said messing with spiders hair a little bit.

“You remind me of someone…”

“Who?”

“Neteyam…”

Ninjago Christmas

Jay: ITS SNOWING!!!! -runs outside-

Nya: JAY AT LEAST PUT A COAT ON FOR CRYING OUT LOUD!

Cole: I like the warmth. -drinking hot cocoa-

Zane: -reading a book- who want to hear a Christmas story?

Jay: -already making a snow man with nya-

Lloyd: -just came out of his room- I heard Zane was telling a story! I’m here!

Kai: -eating a ginger bread house that was supposed to be put together- what

Cole: WE WERE GONNA PUT THAT TOGETHER LATER!

Kai: I WAS HUNGY! PLUS YOU WOULD DO THE SAME THING!

Cole: -continues drinking his hot cocoa-

Zane: are y’all done? Ok well this story is called a Christmas carol

Lloyd: Zane…it’s 2022…YOU HAVE READ THIS STORY FOR ABOUT 22 YEARS WE GET IT!

Zane: -pulls out another Christmas book- ok so this book is called the ninjas Christmas

Lloyd: is this about us?

Zane: STFU IM READING! Anyways, it was the night before Christmas and everyone was in their bed tucked away fast asleep. Cole was snoring as loud as he could and Jay was binge watching Starfair like always…until he fell asleep.

Lloyd: This is about us

Zane: IM READING! Like I said, Jay fell asleep. Everyone was now asleep except for one ninja and that Lloyd,but he had an ugly bowl cut. He wanted to capture santa and make sure he gave him everything he wanted.

Kai: Soooooooooo when was this book made?

Zane: IM DONE! YALL ARE DISRESPECTFUL! -slams the book closed and gets up out that kind of rocking chair and leaves-

Cole: God damn it

Nya: guys I think Jay is frozen solid…

Jay: -comes back in the house shivering and almost blue-

Kai: Omg Jay why!?

Jay: snow…day