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The recoms

Brown: I BET I CAN WIN IN A FIGHT WITH YOU LOPEZ!

Lopez: ALRIGHT BET!

Ja: WAIT I NEED TO RECORD!

Z-dog: -starts recording-

-Brown And Lopez fighting like Blue cats-

Lyle:COLONEL THE CATS ARE FIGHTING AGAIN

Lopez: -pulls off browns scarf- HAHA GOT YOUR SCARF!

Brown: -messes up Lopez’s waves- HAHA NO MORE WA-

Lopez: -slaps the shit out of him- BITCH

Mansk: -walks in-….-walks out- nope

Prager: -on the top bunk watching- I got the high grounds

Walker: and I got a damn nerf gun

Fike: YALL STOP BEFORE WE GET IN TROUBLE

Quaritch: I LEAVE FOR 10 MINUTES AND WHAT DO I COME BACK TO!?

The whole unit:…………..sugar honey ice tea

Lopez: -stops strangling brown and drops him to the ground-

Brown: -head hits the ground- owwwwwwww

Z-dog: -stops recording-

Ja:…..we can explain

Lyle: -comes back- what up ?

The whole unit: YOU FRICKING SNITCH!

Lyle:…. Yeah no -runs down the hall-

Quaritch: all of y’all bed now. It’s nap time for y’all

The unit: WHAT?

Prager: I WASNT EVEN APART OF THIS!

Walker: IM A FULL GROWN ADULT

Quaritch: y’all can either take a nap or get on the ground and do push-ups until I say stop

-the whole unit scrambles to get to their bunks-

Quaritch: good now GO TO SLEEP! -turns off the lights while he leaves-

Lopez: Maldita perra (fucking bitch *this is from Google Translate so yeah*)

Fike: welp…z send me the video while you’re at it

Z-dog: I’ll think about it

Prager: -already asleep-

-Mansk and Lyle walk in and go to their bunks-

Mansk: -sets his sunglasses to the side and falls asleep-

Fike: y’all wanna hear a story?

The unit: no

Fike: well damn

The recoms: The Rizz war

Zdog: what the point of this?

Mansk: Idk

Prager: i guess to see who’s gay for one another when it’s basically both.

Brown: -trying to rizz up Lopez- hey are you a chair cause I would sit on you rn

Lopez: -trying to rizz up brown- are you a headache cause you’re always on my mind

Walker: are y’all flies cause y’all are annoying me.

Ja: Damn

Lyle: are you a cheeseburger cause I would totally eat you

Prager: AYE WAIT A DAMN MINUTE

Mansk: -spits out his coffee- WHAT

ja: hey z dog Are my heart because you’re always beating me.

Zdog: -slaps tf out of him- bitch

Ja: SEE WHAT I MEAN

Warren: -bust down the door- Are you the narrator cause I hate you

-L RIZZ NO RIZZ HAHAHFFHVHCH-

Warren:………UGH -leaves-

Walker: I think he’s Emo

Zdog: you think?!

Fike: aye Lopez are you an ice berg cause I crashed into you.

Lopez: ……no just no adios

Fike: WHAT WAS IT THAT BAD?!

All: YES

Fike: 🥲

Quaritch: GO TO FUCKING BED ITS 3 IN THE MORNING

-they soon all went to bed and Warren went to bed sad that he got no bitches and had L rizz-

Warren: Ur mean

-I know-

The recoms: MANSK

FT: My oc Rio

-all of them holding a mormoral for Mansk. Everyone has candles and yeah-

Lyle: we are gathered here today by the recoms to morn the passing of my fellow recom Mansk

Mansk: -in the background- IM NOT DEAD!

Lyle: we haven’t found the remains of his body but we were told that he was dead by….Johnathan…..a scientist

Z-dog: -starts bawling- HE TAUGHT ME HOW TO COOK!

Ja: he stayed by my side when I was sick

Lopez: He taste tested my food to see what was wrong with it

Rio:…..I wish he would come back

-everyone crying and bawling their eyes out-

Fike: I WANT THE GRILL MASTER BACKKKKKK

Brown: DONT WE ALL!?

mansk: IM NOT DEAD IM RIGHT HERE

Everyone: …..MANSK!

-everyone goes and piles onto him-

Ja: WE THOUGHT WE LOST YOU BRO

lyle: YEAH WHO ELSE WOULD I TRADE SUNGLASSES WITH

Mansk: Rio

Lyle: …..their the second option. Sorry rookie

Rio: it’s fine I’m not offended

Mansk: Well I didnt die i just got lost and made friends with a thantor.

Quaritch: well is great to have you back grill master

Mansk: It’s Great to be back. so WHOs Ready for me to start grilling?

Everyone: ME ME ME ME ME

Mansk: ok ok I’ll start now after I wash my hands and get all my supplies. The helper for today is Lopez

Lopez: YES BITCH BEAT THAT

ja: GOD DAMN IT

brown: ………..REALLY

Fike: eh

-we stand grill master Mansk-

Warren: WHAT ABOUT ME

-SHUSH-

The recoms: The general meets Rio

Rio: I’m so fucking scared right now

Fike: -eating a gornola bar- you’ll be fine

Z-dog: yeah plus the coronals gonna be with you so no worries

Rio:….that doesn’t make it any better z

Quaritch: there you are. You ready to meet the general?

Rio: -nods nervously- totally…

Quaritch: just take Deep breaths and you’ll be fine

Rio: ….ok

-they go to general armdores office-

General armdore: -let’s Rio inside but not quaritch- I can take it from here coronal

Quaritch: -nods and walks away-

Rio: *THEY LIED TO ME!*

General Ardmore: it would be funny if I said I wasn’t expecting you to be lighter than the other recoms.

Rio:..-nods slightly-

General Ardmore: and your past files say that you use to be in a na’vi field of medicine and was studying anatomy about the Na’vi too. Is that correct?

Rio: yeas general. Before I died I use to study anatomy and medicine for na’vi.

General Ardmore: well looks like you are well suited for the job Rio. Welcome to protect phoenix.

Rio: -bows their head- thank you general Ardmore. -salutes and leaves-

General Ardmore: -salutes and goes back to what she was doing-

-meanwhile with the others-

Brown: who would do more push ups Lopez or Ja

Lopez: me you dumb fuck

Ja: No me

Lopez: ALIGHT BET

Z-dog: oh look the Rio’s coming back

Rio: IM OFFICIALLY APART OF PROJECT PHOENIX!

Lyle: see I told you she would let you on the team

Rio: you said that I would shit my pants

Lyle:……stfu

quaritch: its Great to officially have you on the team

Rio: yeah

Lopez: -doing push ups with ja-

Ja: -doing the same thing-

Mansk: 99…100…101

-Lopez And ja end up falling out at 109 and decided to do a thumb war-

Warren:….HOW COME IM NOT INCLUDED!?

- @dyingofcookies COME GET UR MAN HE WONT LEAVE ME ALONE!-

Warren: Hold on a Minute im about to break the 4th wall

-NO-

The recoms: The black squad

Rio: -crying in a corner-

Ja: -singing Beyoncé very terribly-

Fike: -in the kitchen being a bartender- this party wild

Lopez: -fighting brown- BITCH

brown: -fighting Lopez-IM NEVER TAKING IT BACK

Rio: -calls Walker- come pick me up I’m scared

-they all hear pounding at the door-

Ja: -still singing- WOAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Brown: -unplugs the microphone and tv- Shut up please

Ja: rude

Lopez: SHH

Random cop: AYE OPEN THE DOOR!

Fike: SHIT ITS THE FUZ

Rio: WAIT WHAT

Walker: -on the phone with Rio- Oh lord IS IT THE COPS

Rio: IDK COME PICK ME UP IM SCARED

Ja: -goes and hides somewhere-

Brown: -does the same-

Fike: man -goes and answers the door- why hello there officer.

Random cop: we got an noise complaint of a screeching Ikran in here and glass breaking

Fike:….oh umm well I can assure you that everything’s ok

Walker: Hello officer I’m here to pick up someone I’ll be out a jiff -pushes Fike aside and gets Rio and leaves with them-

Rio: bye!

Fike: ……..

Lopez: -hiding with ja-Why are you here

Ja:…..Bitch i have my reasons

Fike: IS IT BECAUSE IM BLUE!?

Random cop: -arresting Fike- SIR YOU ALMOST COMMITED ARSON AND MURDER

Fike: I HAD A GREAT REASON TO

Random cop: lord I do not get paid enough

-Fike ends up going to Pandora jail or whatever and basically gets bailed out in the next week. He tried to burn someone’s house down in bridgehead after-

Warren: when can I have my own episode

-I’m about to throw you-

Baby recom Team with father quaritch

Okay imagine this…

The scientists at the RDA headquarters decided it would be a good idea to mix Pandoras many plants to make a serum that can turn any person into a toddler or even a baby.

They decided it would be a good idea to give it to the recoms but not quaritch because he was busy and wait for the results and….they all turned into little recom 2 year olds.

“Wtf happened to my team?”

“Ummm plant Mixtur?”

They said they’ll try and make a cure for it cause they don’t know how long the effects will last so quaritch ends up being a mama bird

Z-dog bites Lyle after he took her crayons

Warren ate almost all his damn crayons

Mansk moves away from them to color

Prager is asleep on one of bunk beds

Ja being held hostage by Lopez,brown and fike

Zhang is being Zhang

Quaritch is Running on 3 Hours of sleep but still takes care of his team no matter what (we love quaritch for that)

I’m gonna drown myself in this headcanon…..OH WELL

More baby recoms with dad quaritch

Bad dreams

Quaritch was trying to sleep until he felt someone climb into his bunk. He looked down to see who it was and it was Lyle.

“Lyle why are you up?” He asked his small recom soldier. Lyle just crawled up to him.

“I had a bad dream.” He said as he pulled the covers over him and snuggled into quaritchs side. Quaritch sighed and patted his head softly. Even though Lyle was a toddler he still didn’t have no hair. Just as soon as quaritch was about to go back to bed he saw z-dig climbing into his bunk too.

“I also had a bad dream.” She said as also snuggled into quaritchs side. It wasn’t too long until the whole recom Team was his in bunk because they all had a bad dream. Hell Mansk just said he couldn’t sleep good and joined in the cuddle pile. Quaritch stared at the ceiling wondering about how this could all go wrong. He had ja and Warren on his chest and had the push two of the bunks together so the others could have room to sleep.

In the end they all managed to fall asleep peacefully without any nightmares.

(If only I was in the cuddle pile)

More baby recoms and father quaritch

Broccoli

(I THINK IM DOWN TOO DEEP!)

“Brown eat your broccoli.” Quaritch said pushing the plate back to him. Brown pushed it back towards quaritch and crossed their arms.

“I don’t like it!” Brown said as he stuck his tongue out in disgust. Quaritch sighed. Out of all the other recoms that ate the broccoli, Brown had to be the most difficult out of them all.

“Come on bud just eat it like the rest of your friends” quaritch said to Brown. Brown looked at the rest of his friends away from the dinner table playing and causing chaos. Hell he thought he saw z-dog and Walker try and make Fike eat a crayon. But that didn’t happen because quaritch glares at them from across the room when they were about to make him do it.

“But it nasty.” Brown Said trying to at least reason with his recom parent. Quaritch took Browns fork and stuck a piece of broccoli on it. Lopez soon wandered his way to the table and sat next to Brown.

“Dad, Warren ate a Quarter.” Lopez Said.

“I’m sorry what…oh lord WARREN!” As soon as quaritch heard that from Lopez he went to go check up on the situation. This left Lopez enough time to put some cheese on Browns broccoli.

“Ew you can’t put cheese on broccoli.” Brown told Lopez.

“Oh shush! It makes it taste better. Now eat it!” Lopez said pushing the plate towards Brown. Brown looked at it and picked up a piece with his tiny hands. He ate the top of it and it didn’t taste plain to him anymore. He soon cleared off his whole plate before quaritch came back looking disappointed.

“Lopez you lied. Stop lying or else time out.”

“Yes dad.” Lopez said as he left the table and went to go play with the other tiny recoms. Quaritch looked at Browns plate and saw that he ate all his broccoli.

“Hm you ate all your broccoli. Ok you can go play.” Quaritch said as he took up the plate and fork from Brown. Brown left the table and went to go play with the other recoms. Lopez went over to him and whispered to him.

“Told you cheese makes everything better”

“You never said that.”

“Now I did”

Baby recom headcanons

Prager is most likely to have warm milk to make them fall asleep more easily cause they can’t fall asleep most of the time.

Mansk is the one to be roped into stuff and is quite most of the time.

Lopez And Brown fight sometimes but at the end of the day their friendship still last. (Totally didn’t try and force a car out of Ja’s nose after he got it stuck)

Warren is attacked by the girls and ate his red crayon. When quaritch asked where the red crayon was and he said it didn’t taste like strawberries.

Z-dog and Walker be holding Fike hostage most of the time for tea parties and make overs.

Lyle is around quaritch most of the time and will hold on to his leg if he has to leave.

Zhang is trying to stay away from the group because of the chaos that goes on.

The recoms: respect Lopez

Includes mild cussing

Brown: -chilling-…what milk wasn’t milk?

Z-dog: NO

Lopez: WHAT UP BITCHES!

Brown: not this bitch again

Ja: i just got here and I can sense some bull shit is about to happen…

Lopez: I’m gonna need all of y’all to respect me! Cause y’all know what month it is

Lyle:…September?

Z-dog: yeah it’s September

Lopez:…YALL LEARNED NOTHING IN SCHOOL! ITS HISPANIC HERITAGE MONTH

Brown: if it means I gotta be a slave to you thennn hell no

Lopez: you better respect me and my people

Walker: wait what are we doing?

Ja: It’s Hispanic heritage month so we gotta respect Lopez and his people

Lopez: yeah that’s right

Mansk: happy Hispanic heritage month Lopez

Lopez: thank you Mansk. YOU SEE THAT I NEED THAT TYPE OF RESPECT!

Brown: no

Fike: FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT

Z-dog we finna get in trouble

Lopez: -walks up to brown and grabs him by the collar- say that to my face man!

Brown: hell no-

Quaritch: -walks in- what the hell is going on here?

Lopez: -puts brown down-

Brown: HAHA PUSS-

-Lopez bolts at brown and they start beating eachothers asses until quaritch goes to break them up-

Quaritch: it’s 4 in the morning go to fucking sleep

Brown: fine

Lopez: fine…but coronal it’s Hispanic heritage month!

Quaritch: yes I can understand that you marked my calendar

-they all go to bed and quaritch is done with his fatherly duties for the night-

Warren: hey HELLO DID YOU FOR GET ABOUT ME?!

-…….no NO SHUT UP-

Warren: WE ABOUT TO FIGHT!

The recoms: charades 

Ft: my oc!

Lyle: -trying to act out Jake sully-

Ja: Tf is that

Z-dog: Is he trying to act out a disabled person or something?

Brown: a dolphin

Rio: where the hell did a dolphin come from

Brown:……we don’t talk about it

Lopez: slow ass

Brown: CAN YOU DO BETTER

Mansk: y’all got 10 seconds left

Lopez: I CAN CAUSE ITS A FUCKING TURTLE!

Rio: that does not look like a turtle I’m gonna give you that…

Mansk: time

Lyle: it was jake sully

Ja: well rolling around on the floor was not giving a hint that it was jake sully.

Z-dog: -get a card from the deck- oh hell yeah I can do this

Mansk: time starts now

Z-dog: -acting out general Aldamore-

Rio & Walker: general Aldamore!

Z-dog: yes

Mansk: one point for team 1

Lopez: -goes and picks out a card-….MAN WTF IS THIS!?

Brown: JUST ACT IT OUT

Ja: why are we yelling

Mansk: time starts now

Lopez: -starts acting out a Ikran-

Ja: a kangaroo?

Brown: Ummm

Lopez:…-still acting out an Ikran-

Lyle: -thinking real hard- ummmmmmm a bird

Mansk: y’all got 10 seconds

Brown: ITS A PTERODACTYL 

lopez: NO YOU DUMB!

Mansk: time

Lopez: it was a ikran!

Brown: ohhh I was close

Ja: not even

-they end up doing a couple more rounds of charades until the Quaritch comes in and tells them to go to sleep. They put the game up and went to bed.-

Ja: why Does fike snore so loud damn

Brown: -can’t sleep because of the snoring-

Fike: -snoring-

Lopez: -dead ass asleep-

-the next morning brown and ja were asleep during most of the day and couldn’t stay awake.-

Warren: I’m being held hostage

-STFU NO UR NOT!-

The recoms: secret Santa

Ft: Rio

ja: ITS CHRISTMAS BITCHES

Mansk: -just threw away thanksgiving leftovers- Good break time

Quartich: no break times we still gotta look for Jake sully

Lopez: PLEASEEEEEEEEEEEEE NOOOOO

Lyle: not gonna lie cournal I really wanna break like…Christmas break

Rio: yeah I would also like a break

Z-dog: yeah but what would we do?

Waren: secret Santa?

Rio: I would do that

Mansk: yeah me too

All: PLEASEEEEE CORNAL

Quartich: Fine…we can do secret Santa and THATS IT

All: YAY

-time skip to the next day-

Quartich: now close you eyes and pick a name from the hat

-everyone closes their eyes and picks a name from out of the hat.-

Quartich: now you can read them once y’all get to y’all’s rooms.

Walker: sounds like a plan

-in Rio room-

Rio: ???…???…OUT OF ALL THE PEOPLE I GET THEM!?

-the people the recoms got for secret Santa-

Lyle: z-dog

Z-dog: Walker

Walker: waren

Waren: Ja

Ja: Mansk

Mansk: Lopez

Quartich: Lyle

Lopez: Brown

Brown: Zhang

Zhang: fike

Fike: Prager

Prager: Rio

Rio: ???

Who did Rio get?

Warren: STOP GATEKEEPING

Me: IF YOU DON’T STFU!?

The recoms: 2 truths and a lie?

Ja: Y'all wanna play a game?

z-dog: Yeah sure i have nothing better to do today.

lopez: sure whats the game and it can't be Uno.

Brown: Or any board game that reqiurs one winner kind of

Ja: Its not gonna be that bad i swear.

Mansk: so whats the game name?

ja: 2 truths and a lie

lyle: Sounds easy enough.

Lopez: I'm down

Brown: I guess

Mansk: seems peaceful enough

Z-dog: Ok then

Walker: We all playing right?

Ja: If you want

Fike: Im playing

Ja: ok is it settled?

lyle: Yeah

ja: -Explains the rules of the game- we understand the rules

all: Yes

Ja: Ok i'll go first! I make the most money, I like scary games, I'm the main doctor.

Lyle: You making the most money is a lie

z-dog: and you don't like scary games

Ja:...Z got me... but is do make the most money

Lopez: Me next! Ok so I have a wife and kids, I know two languages and I pray before I sleep.

Brown: You don't have a wife and kids but you wish you did.

Mansk: Yeah its the first one.

Lopez: Yeah it was the first one.

-they continued for a couple of rounds until it got back to walker-

Walker: ok I hear voices in my head, the author is mean to me and I'm better.

everyone:...DUDE?!

Fike: You need help.

Lopez: YOU HEAR VOICES?!

Ja: Ur out cause all of those are a lie.

-After that Quartich came in and shut the game down and told everyone to go back to sleep because they had a mission in the morning-

walker: how could this happen to me...I made my mistakes

-STFU-