The Recoms: Warren

The recoms: Warren

This if the first fanfic I ever wrote and published. This is for @dyingofcookies cause I can tell that they have been searching the deepest pit of tumblr for some recom Warren x Reader

Warren stealing ur snacks and thinking you wouldn’t notice. This is fluff.

Ft: my oc

You sat on your bed in the middle of the night scrolling through the old videos you took with the unit when you were human. You missed your old self. In one of the videos you were watching was when Rio had joined and had already managed to become lyles replacement. You laughed at the video.

“WAIT SO THE ROOKIE CAN DO A BETTER JOB THAN ME?” Lyle yelled in disbelief

“Uh what do you think?” Trudy said tilting their sunglasses a little to glance at him. Rio chuckled in the background as you recorded the small argument between them.

“OK ROOKIE I CHALLENGE YOU!” Lyle said pointing at Rio behind you. You turned the camera towards Rio and laughed at their reaction to him saying that.

“umm I think I hear Johnny boy calling me…yeah uh bye!” And just like that Rio ran out the room. It didn’t take long for Lyle to chase after them and Trudy following behind them.

“AYE AYE COME BACK!” You laughed at the last words Trudy said before chasing after the duo.

It was nice to relive a memory. You honestly thought you lost Rio forever until they were in a avatar different from yours. They still had the same personality and everything. But then again they were still a rookie to the rest of the squad.

You felt your stomach grumble. You just groaned in annoyance. This happened every time and every time you went to go get one of your snacks it would be missing. It didn’t matter what it was it would always be eaten by someone or something. So you decided to take matters into your own hands and catch who was taking your snacks and eating them. You quitely got out of bed and snuck into the living room area. You heard rummaging in the kitchen so you decided to hide behind the counter to catch the culprit red handed or blue handed.

You slightly peeked over the counter and saw that it was no other than Warren. You stood up from behind the counter and crossed your arms as you did a slight cough to catch his attention. And it did. He froze and looked you way with a scared expression. It was like he was more scared of you than quaritch himself. All you could see was his yellow eyes and the glowing dots on his body.

“Now….I Can explain.” Warren Said as He put his hands up in surrender. You rolled your eyes and looked at the box of little bites he opened with YOUR name on them.

“Explain how all this time you have been taking my damn snacks and eating my little bites?” You said as you snatched the bag from his grasp.

“Ok well I can’t explain that but I didn’t know ok!” He whisper yelled. You sighed. You couldn’t be mad at him forever. He was just too cute. So you just gave in to him stealing and taking all your snacks.

“You need to stop stealing my snacks but then again I do the same thing to you.” You said as you walked away.

“I’m sorry what?” Warren asked confused. It’s true you have been taking his snacks from time to time. Sometimes you would like it and sometimes you wouldn’t. Warren grabbed your shoulder and turned you around to face him.

“You thought I was gonna let that slide honey? Yeah no.” Warren said as he kissed you on the lips softly before pulling away from you and walking back to his room with your little bites in hand. You didn’t even notice he took them from your hands after that little session. You ended up going to bed hugging your pillow trying to process what happened.

The recoms: night owl squad (gone wrong?)

Brown: -recording- Go go go go!

Lyle: -playing dance dance revolution and trying to beat Lopez’s high score-

Ja: Damn Bro Finna break the damn game

Mansk: idek why I’m here

Brown: Don’t care didn’t ask

Lyle: -the song ends and Lyle is out of breath panting like a dog-

Lopez: and you were sooooo close

Lyle: why just why

Brown: y’all wanna find other stupid shit to do?

Ja: hell yeah!

Mansk: im getting tired so I’m gonna go hit the stack night -goes to the sleeping quarters and goes back to back to bed-

Lopez: he just don’t wanna get in trouble

Ja: facts

Lyle: well what else can we do late at night

Brown: I have the perfect idea!

Ja: oh lord i already have a bad feeling

Brown: ok so -explains how they’re gonna try and steal some alcohol from the cafe and play never have I ever but you have to take a shot if you done it-

Lopez: sounds stupid…..IM IN

Lyle: sound good

Ja:…..ok

Brown: let’s do it!

-they end up stealing the alcohol and some shot cups so they could play their game. don’t do this at home kids-

Brown: -pours everyone one shot- ok I’ll go first cause we all know how to play right.

-they all nod-

Brown: ok good so never have I ever slapped quaritchs ass

Lyle: -takes a shot-

Lopez: Lyle wtf

Lyle: he got a dumpy

Ja: yeah no

Brown: fruity but ok

Lopez: ok ok ok Never have i ever told someone that they looked good but they look like shit

-they all take a shot-

Lyle: I don’t wanna make them feel bad

Brown: Sometimes…lying is nessasary

Lopez: Yup

Ja: -Gags- it tastes bitter

Lyle: you never drank before?

Ja: no! I promised my mother that I would have GOOD lungs and HEATHY liver.

Brown:…….that’s a damn lie

Ja: bitch

Lyle: ok never have I ever stabbed myself in the leg

Brown: -takes a shot- ….it was by accident

-moments later they’re all drunk off their asses and end up doing more stupid shit. Warren cue the ad-

Warren: Why don’t people simp for me

-STOP BREAKING THE DAMN 4TH WALL….excuse me I gotta do something-

Warren: WAIT NOOO NOT THE BELT

-ok I’m back so like I said drunk off their asses and they ended up doing more stupid shit because I said so. part 2 maybe?-

Avatar: the way of the water

Father and son “bonding”

quaritch: wtf is this kid doing

Spider: -throwing shit at the two way mirror and doing other Tarzan shit- AHHHHHH

Quaritch:…….Yeah im gonna go talk to him

Spider: -hiding under a table-

Quaritch: -enters the room- what up Tarzan?

Spider: what?

Quaritch: Well you act like a monkey sooooo

Spider: -confused- wtf are you even saying?

Quaritch: -drags spider from under the table- Ok so I may not be ur dad but I know your dad was an asshole to you kid

Spider: yeah and what about it?

Quaritch: I’m basically gonna try and repair that..but first teach me na’vi

Spider: no

-into that part of the movie where they’re now in pandora or some shit-

Quaritch: now if you run away that mask has a tracking system in it so if you run I’ll find your bitch ass and beat the shit out of you once we get back hear me

Spider: im not even gonna test that shit

Quaritch: good cause you shouldn’t

Spider: you said this was father and son bonding WTF IS THIS SHIT

Quaritch: it still counts

Spider: yeah yeah

The recoms

Brown: I BET I CAN WIN IN A FIGHT WITH YOU LOPEZ!

Lopez: ALRIGHT BET!

Ja: WAIT I NEED TO RECORD!

Z-dog: -starts recording-

-Brown And Lopez fighting like Blue cats-

Lyle:COLONEL THE CATS ARE FIGHTING AGAIN

Lopez: -pulls off browns scarf- HAHA GOT YOUR SCARF!

Brown: -messes up Lopez’s waves- HAHA NO MORE WA-

Lopez: -slaps the shit out of him- BITCH

Mansk: -walks in-….-walks out- nope

Prager: -on the top bunk watching- I got the high grounds

Walker: and I got a damn nerf gun

Fike: YALL STOP BEFORE WE GET IN TROUBLE

Quaritch: I LEAVE FOR 10 MINUTES AND WHAT DO I COME BACK TO!?

The whole unit:…………..sugar honey ice tea

Lopez: -stops strangling brown and drops him to the ground-

Brown: -head hits the ground- owwwwwwww

Z-dog: -stops recording-

Ja:…..we can explain

Lyle: -comes back- what up ?

The whole unit: YOU FRICKING SNITCH!

Lyle:…. Yeah no -runs down the hall-

Quaritch: all of y’all bed now. It’s nap time for y’all

The unit: WHAT?

Prager: I WASNT EVEN APART OF THIS!

Walker: IM A FULL GROWN ADULT

Quaritch: y’all can either take a nap or get on the ground and do push-ups until I say stop

-the whole unit scrambles to get to their bunks-

Quaritch: good now GO TO SLEEP! -turns off the lights while he leaves-

Lopez: Maldita perra (fucking bitch *this is from Google Translate so yeah*)

Fike: welp…z send me the video while you’re at it

Z-dog: I’ll think about it

Prager: -already asleep-

-Mansk and Lyle walk in and go to their bunks-

Mansk: -sets his sunglasses to the side and falls asleep-

Fike: y’all wanna hear a story?

The unit: no

Fike: well damn

The recoms: lyles sand castle

Quaritch: -put up a beach umbrella and puts down their towels and everyone elses- EVERYONE LINE UP CAUSE YOUR ARE ALL GETTING SUNSCREEN!

-the whole unit lines up infront of quaritch-

Quaritch: -spraying sunscreen on every last one of them- now go play and don’t get yourselves killed.

Lopez: -dancing on the sand all the way to the water- HOT HOT HOT

Brown: I TOLD YOU TO KERP UR SHOES ON BUT YOU DONT LISTEN!

Lyle: -goes and starts making a sandcastle-

Mansk: Lyle what are you doing?

Lyle: making myself a sandcastle why?

Mansk: no reason

Lyle:….eh -continues making their sandcastle-

-a few moments later-

Lyle: Coronal coke look at my sand castle

Quaritch: oh Lyle let’s see- WHAT IN GODS NAME

-Lyle built a full on real castle that’s made out of sand-

Lyle: :)

Z-dog: -a the top of the castle- IM THE LESBIAN OF THE WORLD

Mansk: WTF

Ja: ME NEXT

Lopez:…………how

Brown: ………HUH

Prager: -takes a picture of it- achievement

Ja: GUYS THERES A HUGE WAVE COMING!

Quaritch: OH HELL NAW

Z-dog: I wanna surf it

Lopez: si no adiós (Yup Nope goodbye)

Brown: BIG WAVE BIG WAVE

Lyle: NOOOOO

-the big wave sweeps away lyles sand castle plus z-dog-

Lyle: -sniffles- my…sand…castle

Z-dog: -makes it on shore and coughs up water-……never again

Walker: -crouches down to z-dog- you good

Quaritch: It’s ok Lyle you can make another sandcastle when we come to the beach next time

Lyle: -more sniffles- ok

-they all go back to the RDA base and enjoy the rest of their day there. R.I.P lyles sandcastle. It will be missed-

Warren: HOW THE HELL ARE YALL GONNA FORGET ABOUT ME!? I’m about to break the 4th wall

-and they left warren at the beach for many reasons that I can not say-

Avatar the way of water

Underwater cave

Kiri: why are we in an underwater cave?

Ao’nung: idk ask Roxto

Roxto: cause I found it and bonding time

Tsireya: it’s so pretty!

Lo’ak: like You

Neteyam: Lo’ak you have L rizz

Lo’ak: stfu

Tuk: -playing with the fish-

Spider: hey guys

Ao’nung : EWWWW SKY PERSON

Roxto: -gags-

Spider: 🥲 yall mean

Lo’ak: it’s ok bro it’s ok

Neteyam: How did you even get here?

Kiri: I brung him. Is that a problem

Ao’nung and Roxto : YES

Kiri: 😒 ok then

Roxto: I hope he runs out of oxygen

Tsireya: -Hits him- no

Roxto: ow!

(I’m starting to lose motivation in these help)