The Recoms: Warren

The recoms: Warren

This if the first fanfic I ever wrote and published. This is for @dyingofcookies cause I can tell that they have been searching the deepest pit of tumblr for some recom Warren x Reader

Warren stealing ur snacks and thinking you wouldn’t notice. This is fluff.

Ft: my oc

You sat on your bed in the middle of the night scrolling through the old videos you took with the unit when you were human. You missed your old self. In one of the videos you were watching was when Rio had joined and had already managed to become lyles replacement. You laughed at the video.

“WAIT SO THE ROOKIE CAN DO A BETTER JOB THAN ME?” Lyle yelled in disbelief

“Uh what do you think?” Trudy said tilting their sunglasses a little to glance at him. Rio chuckled in the background as you recorded the small argument between them.

“OK ROOKIE I CHALLENGE YOU!” Lyle said pointing at Rio behind you. You turned the camera towards Rio and laughed at their reaction to him saying that.

“umm I think I hear Johnny boy calling me…yeah uh bye!” And just like that Rio ran out the room. It didn’t take long for Lyle to chase after them and Trudy following behind them.

“AYE AYE COME BACK!” You laughed at the last words Trudy said before chasing after the duo.

It was nice to relive a memory. You honestly thought you lost Rio forever until they were in a avatar different from yours. They still had the same personality and everything. But then again they were still a rookie to the rest of the squad.

You felt your stomach grumble. You just groaned in annoyance. This happened every time and every time you went to go get one of your snacks it would be missing. It didn’t matter what it was it would always be eaten by someone or something. So you decided to take matters into your own hands and catch who was taking your snacks and eating them. You quitely got out of bed and snuck into the living room area. You heard rummaging in the kitchen so you decided to hide behind the counter to catch the culprit red handed or blue handed.

You slightly peeked over the counter and saw that it was no other than Warren. You stood up from behind the counter and crossed your arms as you did a slight cough to catch his attention. And it did. He froze and looked you way with a scared expression. It was like he was more scared of you than quaritch himself. All you could see was his yellow eyes and the glowing dots on his body.

“Now….I Can explain.” Warren Said as He put his hands up in surrender. You rolled your eyes and looked at the box of little bites he opened with YOUR name on them.

“Explain how all this time you have been taking my damn snacks and eating my little bites?” You said as you snatched the bag from his grasp.

“Ok well I can’t explain that but I didn’t know ok!” He whisper yelled. You sighed. You couldn’t be mad at him forever. He was just too cute. So you just gave in to him stealing and taking all your snacks.

“You need to stop stealing my snacks but then again I do the same thing to you.” You said as you walked away.

“I’m sorry what?” Warren asked confused. It’s true you have been taking his snacks from time to time. Sometimes you would like it and sometimes you wouldn’t. Warren grabbed your shoulder and turned you around to face him.

“You thought I was gonna let that slide honey? Yeah no.” Warren said as he kissed you on the lips softly before pulling away from you and walking back to his room with your little bites in hand. You didn’t even notice he took them from your hands after that little session. You ended up going to bed hugging your pillow trying to process what happened.

Avatar: The way of water

The Ocean Trio (someone give me a different name for them if you can)

Ao’nung: I’m so bored!

Tsireya: Aren’t we all?

Rotxo:-napping in a hammock- zzz

Ao’nung: I’m about to flip him out that hammock.

Tsireya: don’t

Ao’nung: -turns the hammock upside down so Rotxo falls out- wake up

Rotxo: -falls on the ground with a thud and wakes up- owww I was having the best dream!

Ao’nung: don’t care didn’t ask

Tsireya: why does it have to be so hot outside!?

Rotxo: don’t know. Im just tired

Tsireya: yeah and im not about to be baking in the sun

Ao’nung: I like my light blue skin thank you very much.

Rotxo: oh yeah cause you were about 5-7 years old and you went back to your parents looking like a grape!

Ao’nung: ITS NOT FUNNY

Tsireya: i was only 2 or 3 at the time and so confused

Ao’nung: yeah the look on our parents faces.

Rotxo: couldn’t be me!

Ao’nung: how about you go baking in the sun!

Rotxo: I will and I will not turn purple! -walks outside-

-a few hours or minutes later-

Rotxo: -comes back looking purple-……Umm

Ao’nung: HAHA! PURPLE ASS BITCH

Tsireya: Pfft

Rotxo: wait till my mom sees me like this. Just wait.

Ao’nung: -on the floor dying laughing- I can’t!I just can’t!

Tsireya: Are you dying

Ao’nung: yes

I’m as trapped in a unless cycle…

The recoms: lyles sand castle

Quaritch: -put up a beach umbrella and puts down their towels and everyone elses- EVERYONE LINE UP CAUSE YOUR ARE ALL GETTING SUNSCREEN!

-the whole unit lines up infront of quaritch-

Quaritch: -spraying sunscreen on every last one of them- now go play and don’t get yourselves killed.

Lopez: -dancing on the sand all the way to the water- HOT HOT HOT

Brown: I TOLD YOU TO KERP UR SHOES ON BUT YOU DONT LISTEN!

Lyle: -goes and starts making a sandcastle-

Mansk: Lyle what are you doing?

Lyle: making myself a sandcastle why?

Mansk: no reason

Lyle:….eh -continues making their sandcastle-

-a few moments later-

Lyle: Coronal coke look at my sand castle

Quaritch: oh Lyle let’s see- WHAT IN GODS NAME

-Lyle built a full on real castle that’s made out of sand-

Lyle: :)

Z-dog: -a the top of the castle- IM THE LESBIAN OF THE WORLD

Mansk: WTF

Ja: ME NEXT

Lopez:…………how

Brown: ………HUH

Prager: -takes a picture of it- achievement

Ja: GUYS THERES A HUGE WAVE COMING!

Quaritch: OH HELL NAW

Z-dog: I wanna surf it

Lopez: si no adiós (Yup Nope goodbye)

Brown: BIG WAVE BIG WAVE

Lyle: NOOOOO

-the big wave sweeps away lyles sand castle plus z-dog-

Lyle: -sniffles- my…sand…castle

Z-dog: -makes it on shore and coughs up water-……never again

Walker: -crouches down to z-dog- you good

Quaritch: It’s ok Lyle you can make another sandcastle when we come to the beach next time

Lyle: -more sniffles- ok

-they all go back to the RDA base and enjoy the rest of their day there. R.I.P lyles sandcastle. It will be missed-

Warren: HOW THE HELL ARE YALL GONNA FORGET ABOUT ME!? I’m about to break the 4th wall

-and they left warren at the beach for many reasons that I can not say-

Avatar: the way of the water

Father and son “bonding”

quaritch: wtf is this kid doing

Spider: -throwing shit at the two way mirror and doing other Tarzan shit- AHHHHHH

Quaritch:…….Yeah im gonna go talk to him

Spider: -hiding under a table-

Quaritch: -enters the room- what up Tarzan?

Spider: what?

Quaritch: Well you act like a monkey sooooo

Spider: -confused- wtf are you even saying?

Quaritch: -drags spider from under the table- Ok so I may not be ur dad but I know your dad was an asshole to you kid

Spider: yeah and what about it?

Quaritch: I’m basically gonna try and repair that..but first teach me na’vi

Spider: no

-into that part of the movie where they’re now in pandora or some shit-

Quaritch: now if you run away that mask has a tracking system in it so if you run I’ll find your bitch ass and beat the shit out of you once we get back hear me

Spider: im not even gonna test that shit

Quaritch: good cause you shouldn’t

Spider: you said this was father and son bonding WTF IS THIS SHIT

Quaritch: it still counts

Spider: yeah yeah

The recoms: Warren breaking the 4th wall

Warren: Im gonna break the 4th wall..AND YOU CANT STOP ME

-ILL GET UR LOVER ON YOU-

Warren: THEYLL HELP ME

- @dyingofcookies HES TRYING TO BREAK THE 4th WALL HELP ME-

Warren: -has a hammer-

-BITCH PUT THAT DOWN NOW!

Warren: I want justice

-FINE ILL BE NICE TO YOU!-

Warren: good now I want a vacation

-…..I’m broke hell no-

Warren: ……Ok then I wanna be added to the recoms series

-I’ll think about it *leaves*-

Warren:….-Breaks the 4th wall-

-Warren: wow…this is nice-

-BRO I LEFT I A SECOND-

-Warren: I’m about to break your kneecaps-

-….*leaves and then runs*-

-Warren: ok so I’ll be back after breaking a short persons knee caps.-