The Recoms: Warren Breaking The 4th Wall

The recoms: Warren breaking the 4th wall

Warren: Im gonna break the 4th wall..AND YOU CANT STOP ME

-ILL GET UR LOVER ON YOU-

Warren: THEYLL HELP ME

- @dyingofcookies HES TRYING TO BREAK THE 4th WALL HELP ME-

Warren: -has a hammer-

-BITCH PUT THAT DOWN NOW!

Warren: I want justice

-FINE ILL BE NICE TO YOU!-

Warren: good now I want a vacation

-…..I’m broke hell no-

Warren: ……Ok then I wanna be added to the recoms series

-I’ll think about it *leaves*-

Warren:….-Breaks the 4th wall-

-Warren: wow…this is nice-

-BRO I LEFT I A SECOND-

-Warren: I’m about to break your kneecaps-

-….*leaves and then runs*-

-Warren: ok so I’ll be back after breaking a short persons knee caps.-

Avatar: the way of water

Sleepover

Ronal: ok time to go to bed…night

Aonung: Night mom

Tsireya: Night

Tuk: -goes to sleep-

-lights go out….do they even have lights anyways!-

Lo’ak: oh oh oh oh Riley

Ao’nung: please stfu

Kiri: most of us are trying to sleep

Neteyam:……..hello darkness my old friend

Tsireya: -trying to hold in laughter-

Ao’nung: can y’all go to bed

Tuk: have you ever had a dream?

Kiri: Y’all don’t deserve to live

Ao’nung: -annoyed- go to sleep!

Tsireya: -trying to sleep-

Lo’ak: try to make microwave popcorn

Kiri: y’all are annoying af

Neteyam: language infront of the child

Ao’nung: Tuk passed out

Tuk: I’m still awake

Tsireya: who’s snoring

Rotxo: -snoring like a fucking bull-

Ao’nung: -slaps him awake- stfu

Rotxo: bitch wtf

Ronal: GO TO FUCKING BED OR ELSE IM BEATING ALL OF YALL

Everyone: -silent-

Ao’nung: a potato few around my room before you came

Ronal: -comes in and slaps tf out of Ao’nung- GO TO BED

Ao’nung:…..ok

Ronal: -leaves-

-everyone didn’t get an ass woppen but they had to deal with Rotxo snoring the whole ass night-

Merry Christmas

Avatar: the way of water

“You’re supposed to stay close to the base…” he says while grabbing the bandages out the medicine cabinet. Rio looked down at the floor taking in the lecture.

“And what do you do you go wander off!” Mansk yells applying rubbing alcohol on Rio’s arm before wrapping it with the bandages. Rio hissed a little at anger in his voice and at the fact they got rubbing alcohol put on their arm.

“Why did you even wander off in the first place!?” Mansk asked them. Rio couldn’t come up with a good enough for them.

“Answer me.” Mansk said.

“…I…don’t…know..” Rio said looking down at the ground while Mansk stood up. Mansk rubbed his temple and looked back at the child sitting in front of him.

“What do you mean you don’t know.” He asked them. Rio didn’t say anything. They sat there and thought about why they didn’t know. They didn’t wanna say it was because Spider thought it would be a good idea and explore a little bit away from the RDA base. Mansk kneeled down to Rio’s level. He put a hand on Rio’s shoulder and sighed.

“Don’t do that again kid…” he said before patting Rio’s head. Rio just gave him The ‘you’re not my dad but ok’ look.

“Yes sir..” They said fiddling with the handmade bracelet on their wrist. Mansk helped off the table before putting the bandages and rubbing alcohol back in the medicine cabinet. After the little lecture from Mansk they went to Spider who was pacing around the room. When he heard the door opening he looked to see who it was.

“Thank eywa You’re ok!” Spider said as he sighed in relief to them not being dead or in a coma. Rio walked over to him and punched him in the shoulder. Spider rubbed his shoulder a little from the impact of the punch.

“Be lucky that it isn’t the both of us in trouble.” Rio said siting on the table provided in the room.

“Oh please. I scolded by Quaritch but he didn’t give me an ass woppen tho.” Spider said sitting next to them.

“Yeah same. I also didn’t get an ass woppen.” Rio said messing with spiders hair a little bit.

“You remind me of someone…”

“Who?”

“Neteyam…”

Avatar: the way of water

what if they found out about what spider did after Neteyams death?

“We had Trust in You!” Kiri yelled at Spider while he walked away. “I knew shouldn’t have trusted him…” Neytiri said as she just glared at Spider. He betrayed their trust. Lo’ak looked down as anger started to rise in him. “You…you’re the reason why my brother is dead!” Lo’ak yelled in both sadness and anger. They all had trust in him once. Now it was gone. Years of playing and taking to each other went all down the drain. They all looked at them with sadness and hatred in their eyes. “Now come here son…we got places to be.” Quaritch said as he patted Spiders back and got on the Ikran with him. All they could do was feel guilty for what he has done.

The recoms: night owl squad (gone wrong?)

Brown: -recording- Go go go go!

Lyle: -playing dance dance revolution and trying to beat Lopez’s high score-

Ja: Damn Bro Finna break the damn game

Mansk: idek why I’m here

Brown: Don’t care didn’t ask

Lyle: -the song ends and Lyle is out of breath panting like a dog-

Lopez: and you were sooooo close

Lyle: why just why

Brown: y’all wanna find other stupid shit to do?

Ja: hell yeah!

Mansk: im getting tired so I’m gonna go hit the stack night -goes to the sleeping quarters and goes back to back to bed-

Lopez: he just don’t wanna get in trouble

Ja: facts

Lyle: well what else can we do late at night

Brown: I have the perfect idea!

Ja: oh lord i already have a bad feeling

Brown: ok so -explains how they’re gonna try and steal some alcohol from the cafe and play never have I ever but you have to take a shot if you done it-

Lopez: sounds stupid…..IM IN

Lyle: sound good

Ja:…..ok

Brown: let’s do it!

-they end up stealing the alcohol and some shot cups so they could play their game. don’t do this at home kids-

Brown: -pours everyone one shot- ok I’ll go first cause we all know how to play right.

-they all nod-

Brown: ok good so never have I ever slapped quaritchs ass

Lyle: -takes a shot-

Lopez: Lyle wtf

Lyle: he got a dumpy

Ja: yeah no

Brown: fruity but ok

Lopez: ok ok ok Never have i ever told someone that they looked good but they look like shit

-they all take a shot-

Lyle: I don’t wanna make them feel bad

Brown: Sometimes…lying is nessasary

Lopez: Yup

Ja: -Gags- it tastes bitter

Lyle: you never drank before?

Ja: no! I promised my mother that I would have GOOD lungs and HEATHY liver.

Brown:…….that’s a damn lie

Ja: bitch

Lyle: ok never have I ever stabbed myself in the leg

Brown: -takes a shot- ….it was by accident

-moments later they’re all drunk off their asses and end up doing more stupid shit. Warren cue the ad-

Warren: Why don’t people simp for me

-STOP BREAKING THE DAMN 4TH WALL….excuse me I gotta do something-

Warren: WAIT NOOO NOT THE BELT

-ok I’m back so like I said drunk off their asses and they ended up doing more stupid shit because I said so. part 2 maybe?-

Dis my new man yall

When you imagine yourself as the hero of a music video X)