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The Recoms: Respect Lopez

The recoms: respect Lopez

Includes mild cussing

Brown: -chilling-…what milk wasn’t milk?

Z-dog: NO

Lopez: WHAT UP BITCHES!

Brown: not this bitch again

Ja: i just got here and I can sense some bull shit is about to happen…

Lopez: I’m gonna need all of y’all to respect me! Cause y’all know what month it is

Lyle:…September?

Z-dog: yeah it’s September

Lopez:…YALL LEARNED NOTHING IN SCHOOL! ITS HISPANIC HERITAGE MONTH

Brown: if it means I gotta be a slave to you thennn hell no

Lopez: you better respect me and my people

Walker: wait what are we doing?

Ja: It’s Hispanic heritage month so we gotta respect Lopez and his people

Lopez: yeah that’s right

Mansk: happy Hispanic heritage month Lopez

Lopez: thank you Mansk. YOU SEE THAT I NEED THAT TYPE OF RESPECT!

Brown: no

Fike: FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT

Z-dog we finna get in trouble

Lopez: -walks up to brown and grabs him by the collar- say that to my face man!

Brown: hell no-

Quaritch: -walks in- what the hell is going on here?

Lopez: -puts brown down-

Brown: HAHA PUSS-

-Lopez bolts at brown and they start beating eachothers asses until quaritch goes to break them up-

Quaritch: it’s 4 in the morning go to fucking sleep

Brown: fine

Lopez: fine…but coronal it’s Hispanic heritage month!

Quaritch: yes I can understand that you marked my calendar

-they all go to bed and quaritch is done with his fatherly duties for the night-

Warren: hey HELLO DID YOU FOR GET ABOUT ME?!

-…….no NO SHUT UP-

Warren: WE ABOUT TO FIGHT!

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2 years ago

The recoms: Storage

Ft: my oc Rio

Walker: why are we on storage duty?

Brown: don’t know but this shit is old -looking through a box of old shit-

Rio: I found something

Brown: you found what?

Rio: my old camera! I recorded almost everything on here

Z-dog: I wanna see

Rio: batteries dead

Brown: why did you record with a camera that takes batteries?

Rio: cause my family couldn’t afford a brand new tablet.

Z-dog: well we can check it later let’s continue going through these boxes.

Brown: -going through one of the boxes- OMG I FOUND MY FIRST BASEBALL CAP

Z-dog: I found your loony toons swim trucks -starts snickering-

Brown: burn them.

Rio: wait no I’ll pay you 40 bucks to wear them

Brown:……for real?

Rio: mhm

Brown:…I’ll do it

- after they went through what they wanted to keep and other crap you do in storage . Brown put on the loony toon trucks-

Brown: THESE SHITS ARE TO TIGHT

Rio: well that’s why we made them bigger. -takes a picture-

Z-dog: now take them off before someone else sees

Brown: fine

Lyle: -walks in- are y’all done yet? ……wtf brown

Brown:….IT WAS RIOS IDEA

rio: FUCKING BITCH

-at the end of the day they all got in trouble for messing around.-

Warren: WHERE WERE YOU?

-dead-


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1 year ago

Thomas & friends: the western railway

Douglas: I never wanna play uno again

Donald:….YA THINK

-shed on fire in the background-

Duck: I blame diesel for this!

Diesel: WHAT DID I DO!?

Duck: everything

Toad: Mr Oliver….where are we gonna stay now?

Oliver: I don’t know toad I don’t know

Toad:…why did diesel burn the shed down

Duck: CAUSE HE RAGE QUIT

Diesel: DID NOT

duck: YEA THE FUCK YOU DID

Douglas: should we

Donald: it’s best not to bother em

Douglas: ok then now what

Flynn: WHAT HAPPENED HERE

Duck: IT WAS THAT DUMB DIESEL -points at diesel-

diesel: IT WAS DUCK!

-in the end flynn and his crew put out the fire and the engines were left without a shed-

Duck: should have followed the great western way

Diesel: wouldn’t change anything


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2 years ago

can you write recoms x reader who has ptsd from s/a and r*pe?

Ok so I hope I’m not coming off as rude or anything towards you. It’s just that I don’t wanna trigger anyone with s/a And r*pe for those who have gone through it. (And if you have I am very sore to hear about that.) even though I was over the moon for this to be my first request I was also really confused on if I should do it or not. So no I will not be writing recoms x Reader with ptsd from s/a r*pe. I’m sure another writer would be more comfortable than I am to write it though.


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2 years ago

Au IDEA

Ok so! I was remind about people putting random fandoms in danganronpa. SO I THOUGHT ANOUT IT AND SAID “what if avatar the way of water was in danganronpa?” All I know that it’s either Jake or quaritch that gonna end up fucking dead first in 10 seconds. If a body has been discovered then it’s probably jakes or quaritchs.

But who would be the mastermind behind all this shit? This is now my new au idea.

(Gonna eat this like a 3 course meal.)


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1 year ago

Victor says…maybe

I was inspired by @jammyjams1910 because every time I see one of their voice overs I die laughing. So yeah enjoy.

Also Victor needs more screen time

I sound like a dying rat Ik


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