Victor Saysmaybe

Victor says…maybe

I was inspired by @jammyjams1910 because every time I see one of their voice overs I die laughing. So yeah enjoy.

Also Victor needs more screen time

I sound like a dying rat Ik

The recoms: respect Lopez

Includes mild cussing

Brown: -chilling-…what milk wasn’t milk?

Z-dog: NO

Lopez: WHAT UP BITCHES!

Brown: not this bitch again

Ja: i just got here and I can sense some bull shit is about to happen…

Lopez: I’m gonna need all of y’all to respect me! Cause y’all know what month it is

Lyle:…September?

Z-dog: yeah it’s September

Lopez:…YALL LEARNED NOTHING IN SCHOOL! ITS HISPANIC HERITAGE MONTH

Brown: if it means I gotta be a slave to you thennn hell no

Lopez: you better respect me and my people

Walker: wait what are we doing?

Ja: It’s Hispanic heritage month so we gotta respect Lopez and his people

Lopez: yeah that’s right

Mansk: happy Hispanic heritage month Lopez

Lopez: thank you Mansk. YOU SEE THAT I NEED THAT TYPE OF RESPECT!

Brown: no

Fike: FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT

Z-dog we finna get in trouble

Lopez: -walks up to brown and grabs him by the collar- say that to my face man!

Brown: hell no-

Quaritch: -walks in- what the hell is going on here?

Lopez: -puts brown down-

Brown: HAHA PUSS-

-Lopez bolts at brown and they start beating eachothers asses until quaritch goes to break them up-

Quaritch: it’s 4 in the morning go to fucking sleep

Brown: fine

Lopez: fine…but coronal it’s Hispanic heritage month!

Quaritch: yes I can understand that you marked my calendar

-they all go to bed and quaritch is done with his fatherly duties for the night-

Warren: hey HELLO DID YOU FOR GET ABOUT ME?!

-…….no NO SHUT UP-

Warren: WE ABOUT TO FIGHT!

The recoms: scavenger hunt

Ft: my oc Rio

Rio: what is this for again?

Ja: don’t know But Team Building maybe?

Brown: that’s what Lyle said

Z-dog: yeah well Lyle can be a damn lie sometimes

Quaritch: y’all better be ready

All: Sir yes sir

Quaritch: good good. Today we will be playing a game called scavenger hunt where you have to find supplies around pandoras forest and camp out for 1 night. If your team succeeds in this you will be rewarded. If not then I’m giving you a homeschool ass woppin.

-they all nod-

Quaritch: ok now pick your groups WISELY.

-everyone picking their group’s of 3 to 4-

Rio: *does this mean I will have to sit out or does this mean that I’ll just have to do it on my own.*

Prager: you wanna be in our group rookie?

Rio: sure

Prager: ok we have another one

Mansk: good

Ja: nice

Quaritch: you got your groups. Good. NOW BEGIN -shoots his gun up in the air and they all run into Pandoras forest-

Prager: WAIT FOR ME YALL KNOW IM SLOW!

ja: WELL HURRY TF UP

-a few hours later-

Rio: -picking fruit with Mansk knowing which ones are edible and which ones are not due to their hand book-

Mansk: you think this is enough fruit?

Rio: yeah it’s only the four of us and if we cut them in half of into fourths then we should have enough

Mansk: ok let’s get back to the others

Prager: Ja wtf

Ja: -trying to blend in with the bushes- Shh I’m trying to scare the rookie

Prager: lord

Mansk: we’re back with some fruit

Ja: -jumps out of the bush infront of Rio- HAHA

Rio: WTF -punches ja in the nose-

Ja: OW MY NOSE

Rio: oh shit sorry

Ja: Ahhhhhh

Mansk: Didnt we Stop doing that due to the fact they would punch them?

Prager: yes yes we did

AVATAR THE WAY OF WATER IS COMING OUT ON JUNE 7TH PEOPLE!

BE READY!

Baby recom Team with father quaritch

Okay imagine this…

The scientists at the RDA headquarters decided it would be a good idea to mix Pandoras many plants to make a serum that can turn any person into a toddler or even a baby.

They decided it would be a good idea to give it to the recoms but not quaritch because he was busy and wait for the results and….they all turned into little recom 2 year olds.

“Wtf happened to my team?”

“Ummm plant Mixtur?”

They said they’ll try and make a cure for it cause they don’t know how long the effects will last so quaritch ends up being a mama bird

Z-dog bites Lyle after he took her crayons

Warren ate almost all his damn crayons

Mansk moves away from them to color

Prager is asleep on one of bunk beds

Ja being held hostage by Lopez,brown and fike

Zhang is being Zhang

Quaritch is Running on 3 Hours of sleep but still takes care of his team no matter what (we love quaritch for that)

I’m gonna drown myself in this headcanon…..OH WELL

The recoms: The black squad

Rio: -crying in a corner-

Ja: -singing Beyoncé very terribly-

Fike: -in the kitchen being a bartender- this party wild

Lopez: -fighting brown- BITCH

brown: -fighting Lopez-IM NEVER TAKING IT BACK

Rio: -calls Walker- come pick me up I’m scared

-they all hear pounding at the door-

Ja: -still singing- WOAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Brown: -unplugs the microphone and tv- Shut up please

Ja: rude

Lopez: SHH

Random cop: AYE OPEN THE DOOR!

Fike: SHIT ITS THE FUZ

Rio: WAIT WHAT

Walker: -on the phone with Rio- Oh lord IS IT THE COPS

Rio: IDK COME PICK ME UP IM SCARED

Ja: -goes and hides somewhere-

Brown: -does the same-

Fike: man -goes and answers the door- why hello there officer.

Random cop: we got an noise complaint of a screeching Ikran in here and glass breaking

Fike:….oh umm well I can assure you that everything’s ok

Walker: Hello officer I’m here to pick up someone I’ll be out a jiff -pushes Fike aside and gets Rio and leaves with them-

Rio: bye!

Fike: ……..

Lopez: -hiding with ja-Why are you here

Ja:…..Bitch i have my reasons

Fike: IS IT BECAUSE IM BLUE!?

Random cop: -arresting Fike- SIR YOU ALMOST COMMITED ARSON AND MURDER

Fike: I HAD A GREAT REASON TO

Random cop: lord I do not get paid enough

-Fike ends up going to Pandora jail or whatever and basically gets bailed out in the next week. He tried to burn someone’s house down in bridgehead after-

Warren: when can I have my own episode

-I’m about to throw you-