Pardon Me, But May I Also Suggest:

Pardon me, but may I also suggest:

Remy as Klaus, who parties his problems away.

October as Luther, the father's favorite.

Thomas as Reginald, adopted (created) the kids (sides) for his own purposes

Emile as Pogo, a pseudo father figure for the house who tries to talk things through with the kiddos.

Missy and Pranks as Grace/Mom, robots created to rein in the kiddos but much prefer causing chaos alongside them instead.

September as Hazel, who fights both with the number 1 of the kids (October) and his own partner(August).

August as ChaCha, who gets along with their partner at first to take down the kids but ends up fighting their partner in the end.

Dragon Witch as The Handler, the big scaly boss *ss b*tch.

A Sanders sides TUA AU with:

Logan as Number Five (screw emotions, E Q U A T I O N S)

Patton as Alison (just cares about her kiddo)

Virgil as Ben (desperately tries to give advice, not often listened too)

Roman as Diego (tell me that princey and vigilante aren’t similar I dare you)

Deceit as Vanya (Alison seems too obvious, like rumors and deceit yes. But they’re both constantly shown as outsiders)

Sanders Ships as Vines Part 4

More Sanders Sides ships as vines. Moxiety Edition.

Moxiety:

* while talking about Virgil’s life before joining the sides *

P- So tell me more.

V- Well, I kind of feel like my "therapist" is hitting on me?

P- And how does that make you feel?

V- Well, kinda good, actually.

P- * excited giggling *

Moxiety 2:

* Virgil appears in the shadows of Patton's room *

V- Hey, I had a bad dream. Can I sleep in your bed you tonight?

P- Sure, buddy! Why not?

V- Thanks, I'm Anxiety by the way.

P- Morality! Nice to meet you. Good night!

Moxiety 3:

* everyone is on their phones in the living room *

V- Yo Patt, is it still raining?

P- * notices the sky has cleared and there's a rainbow now * Wow, come check it out! * reaches for his hand *

V- * takes it and strolls outside with him *

L- * slow on the uptake * Are they...holding hands??

R- * shrugs * Yeah?

Moxiety 4:

V- Hey, can you hold this?

P- Sure thing! * puts hand out *

V- * puts his hand on his *

P- Wha-? Oh! * giggles happily before giving Virgil's hand a kiss *

V- * blushes brightly *

Wishlist for Umbrella Academy Season 2!

{Please keep in mind that I have not read the comics at all RIP sorry.}

* For Mom/Grace to finally name Five. Please give this grown child a name I think he's earned at least that with all the stuff he's gone through lol.

* For Klaus to see Dave's ghost. For real this time. No time travel take backsies involved okay?

* For Ben to be saved from Death. If they're going back with all of their memories, surely they'll be able to prevent it right?

* For Vanya to go on missions with the rest of the kids. No more being left out for this sweet little violinist!

* For the others to start to listen to and respect Klaus more. Other than Vanya, he was the one most left out by the others and I want that to change dangit. He deserves better okay?

* For Hazel to actually team up with some of the Hargreeves. Season 1 kept teasing us with the idea of him teaming up with them to stop the apocalypse but that never really happened??? Though idk if him and ChaCha are actually permanently dead now or what. It would still be really cool to see character dynamic wise though.

* For us to find out at least a little bit about what happened to the 36 other special kids that were born that day in that peculiar way. Are there other academies maybe? Were others raised/trained to be heroes too?? Or perhaps...as villains???

Deceit Ups His Flirting Game

Or at least tries to.

A.k.a Sanders Sides Ships as Vines Part 1

Featuring heavily edited Brandon Calvillo and Jason Nash Vines

Roceit:

R & D- * in an imaginary theater *

R- Hi, I'm here for the audition?

D- Good, take off your clothes.

R- Is this for a nude scene??

D- No.

R- Do I have to???

D- Slowly. * plays slow jazz off of his phone *

Roceit 2:

R & D- * leaving a musical binge session *

R- Alright, see you later, my friend!

D- See you later, Ro. * mumbles * Love you~

R- Pardon?

D- Nothing! * mumbles again * Wanna be with you~

R- * takes off running *

D- Shoot! Failed again...

Roceit 3:

D- * strolling into the Commons area *

D- What's up, Lo?

L- Well, the ceiling, for one-

D- * ignores him * Heyyy, Roman~~~

D- * gets in his personal space * I missed you~

R- Woah, Deceit, what-

D- * leans in for a kiss *

R- Oh, okay, wait-

R- * tries to hold him back without pushing him too hard and hurting him *

Anxceit:

V & D- * watching the sunset at an inaginary ocean *

V- Love watching the waves.

D- I'm in love with you Virgil.

V- * takes off running *

D- * goes after him and jumps on him *

V- * incoherent screeching *

Anxceit 2:

V & D- * hanging out in Dee's room after Patton and Roman said they should get along more *

V- Hey, I'm hungry wanna go get-

V & D- Taco bell. Jinx! You owe me-

D- A kiss on the lips~

V- * tries to turn tail and run *

D- * swoops over to lock his room *

D- You're not going ANYWHERE, Virgil~~~

Anxceit 3:

V - * cat head rubs Logan's arm *

D- ???

P- Oh, he just does that with everyone he likes.

D- !

V- * comes over and cat head rubs Patton's chest *

D- * getting excited for his turn *

V- * turns to Dee * Oh. Hello, Deceit. * struts off towards Roman *

D- * proceeds to pout for the rest of the day *

Moceit:

P & D- * talking about Dee's good points to try and get the other sides to like him *

D- Yeah, so I was valedictorian~

P- Valedictorian!

D- And, I-

P- Got a monster cock!!

D- * spluttering * Wah, pAtToN!

P- Show them!!!

P- Go ahead, buddy.

D- * hissed whisper * When did you even SEE it?

P- What, your cockatrice Beatrix? Well, I was in your room the other day-

D- O-oh, you meant...oh. * sinks into the cushions in relief and embarrassment *

Moceit 2:

P & D- * talking about a cartoon series *

P- * tearing up a bit * It's just, after the series ended-

D- * gently and sensually takes his hand *

P- * awkward giggling * What- What are you doing?

D- What do you NEED me to do~~~

P- ???

Loceit:

D- * appears in Logan's room *

D- Hey Logan, knock knock.

L- Yes. You need something, Deceit?

D- N-no, I'm trying to tell you a joke...

L- Oh. Well, alright then.

D- Knock knock-

L- Just so you know, my door is always open.

D- * throws hands up in exasperation *

Loceit 2:

P & R- * trying to comfort Logan after a fight with Roman *

P- Sure, your friendship's going through a bit of a rough patch right now kiddo, but-

D- * trying to joke to get Lo to like him * All you can do is put rice in his oatmeal and when he dies it won't get traced back to you~

P- * doesn't know it's a joke * Okay, you can go to your room now...

DLAMP:

D- * is finally allowed in a video ideas meeting *

D- Okay, there's this scene where we all enter the shower naked-

L- Do you just want to see us naked in the shower?

D- * awkward laughing *

D- No~

DLAMP 2:

D- * Is in the Commons area scrapbooking with Patton *

D- * gets an idea and calls up Virgil *

D- * trying to hold a pair of scissors intimidatingly *

D- If you can find me, your father lives~

V, L, & R- * was walking into into the Commons *

V- Well, we can see you so-

D- * sinking with a blush into the mountains of paper *

D- No you can't!

TDP Theory/Speculation

Based on the two theories that A) Ezran is connected to the Earth primal and that B) each season will introduce a new character connected to a new primal source to join the team so they can open the key together and defeat the big bad.

I think the next book, book 3, might be Earth, that will explain Ezran's connection to the Earth primal while also exploring his new position as king.

That means we'll have three primal connectors, two humans(Ezran and Callum)and one elf(Rayla). So the next book, book 4, should introduce an elf connected to a new primal, right? And which elves were featured heavily in the first episode alongside the Moonshadow elves and got more screen time in season 2? The Sunfire elves!

So Book 4 might be Sun and add a Sunfire elf to the team.

This would be great for parallels/symbolism because that would make the two humans opposite primals (Sky & Earth) and the two elves opposite primals (Moon & Sun).

As for the other books I don't know yet and this is just heavy speculation and hopeful wishing on my part. But it's really fun to think about, right? ; D

Okay so in hindsight, signing the adoption papers before I even met all of the children yet may have been a bad parental plan on my part but I have already dug my grave as a mother and by god am I gonna lay in it.

* punches through the wall and strolls into the room *

I’ve flapjacking loved Virgil Sanders ever since he first appeared!

* flips a table so hard it crashes into another wall *

And now with the recent episode I accidentally absolutely adore Deceit!

* pulls up a chair from the wreckage and sits on it backwards *

So I’m officially adopting all of the Dark Sides right now. It doesn’t matter how many they are or who the hickity heck they are; they are now all my sons end of discussion.