Hagen: Whats Your Love LanguageCassaras: MurderHagen: Kills Someone Do I Get A Kiss For A Job Well Done?Cassaras:

Hagen: What’s your love language Cassaras: Murder Hagen: kills someone Do I get a kiss for a job well done? Cassaras: heart eyes

Thea's classmates, trying to bully her: Your dad has long hair. Is he queer or something? Thea: Yes. Classmate: Thea:

8th March. Lennox: counts his friends and Alea wrong Lennox: panics and gives the flowers to Cassaras Cassaras: Cassaras: sighs I guess I'm mom today.

Love was actually made for fanfics (ahem Iliad ahem). People just thought it works in real life and now people have forgotten themselves in this illusion.

Cassaras and Lennox are late Hagen: Why Italians are always late Cassaras: gasps dramatically Cassaras: We are not late, because if the appointment is around 10.00 everyone arrives at 11.00! Unfortunately foreigners don’t understand this habit and always arrive before the actual hour of the meeting! Hagen: Hagen: You do realize we live in Germany?

Percy: My dad is the god of the sea and I'm his favourite son Magnus: My dad is the god of the summer and he said he is proud with me. And gave me a singing sword Karter: My dad is the god of the Underworld and he always says he is so proud of me and loves me so much. Also he used to be an archaeologist. Thea: My dad is gay emo guy who doesn't look like his actual age and has PTSD and anger issues. Also he would do anything for me Nico: OMG, SAME