Pietro: Whats A Guy Have To Do To Get Some Decent Treatment Around Here?

Pietro: What’s a guy have to do to get some decent treatment around here?

Pyro: You know Quicksilver? The criminal?!

Scott: Yeah, we’re just, uh, work friends.

Pietro: Work friends? I’ve been inside of you!

Pyro: *immediate gagging*

Pietro: Everyone has a “bad” sibling that teaches you a few things. Like how to pickpocket, how to manipulate others, how to smoke.

Pietro: How to hotwire a car, how to forge documents, how to put tacks in your shoe to throw off a lie detector test–

Scott: Wait, which of your siblings was this?

Pietro: I am the sibling.

Peter: Everything’s fine, Scott. | Scott: Peter- baby, Sweetheart, I know your relationship with the english language is uhh, strictly casual, but you- I- *deep inhale* ALLOW ME TO TELL YOU WHAT’S NOT FINE.

Sorry it’s taken me so long to respond, anon! This describes them in a nutshell, no matter what version of them it is, no matter what universe it is. Peter absolutely does not know when the appropriate time to panic is and Scott panics way too fast.

Erik: Were bonding. Peter even called me the D-word? Raven: Dumbass? Erik: No. Dad. (iCarly)

It starts off with dad. Then it turns into father, then it’s papa, then it’s pops, then it’s whatever Peter’s feeling. By the time two weeks have gone by, all the Xavier-Lensherr kids are referring to Erik as pa and he refuses to admit how happy it makes him.

Peter: So you like bad boys, huh?

Scott: I guess?

Peter: Tell him!

Jean: He’s just literally the worst.

Ororo: I don’t think that Peter is a good person.

Scott: You don’t have all the facts.

Jean: Which are?

Scott: I love him!