Erik: Were Bonding. Peter Even Called Me The D-word? Raven: Dumbass? Erik: No. Dad. (iCarly)

Erik: Were bonding. Peter even called me the D-word? Raven: Dumbass? Erik: No. Dad. (iCarly)

It starts off with dad. Then it turns into father, then it’s papa, then it’s pops, then it’s whatever Peter’s feeling. By the time two weeks have gone by, all the Xavier-Lensherr kids are referring to Erik as pa and he refuses to admit how happy it makes him.

Peter: Everything’s fine, Scott. | Scott: Peter- baby, Sweetheart, I know your relationship with the english language is uhh, strictly casual, but you- I- *deep inhale* ALLOW ME TO TELL YOU WHAT’S NOT FINE.

Sorry it’s taken me so long to respond, anon! This describes them in a nutshell, no matter what version of them it is, no matter what universe it is. Peter absolutely does not know when the appropriate time to panic is and Scott panics way too fast.

Charles: Name?

Scott: Scott Summers.

Charles: Sex?

Scott: . . .

Scott: Frequent?

Charles: No, which. Male, female, or–

Scott: Doesn’t matter. Both. Male and female. Sometimes together.

Jean: Just kill me now.

Scott: Pietro, Luna was proposed to at school today!

Luna: Yeah!

Pietro: *distracted* That’s nice, sweetie.

Scott: Show him your ring, bud.

Luna: *wearing an adult sized, diamond ring* Isn’t it so shiny? Ellie gave it to me during recess, she said it’s super special and she got it from her dad’s fiancé!

Pietro: Is that–

Scott: Yep.

Pietro: Should I go call Peter?

Scott: I’d rather just let him panic.

The Brotherhood: Fuck the X-Men!

Pietro: *getting ready for his date with Scott* I already am.

Pietro: What’s a guy have to do to get some decent treatment around here?

Pyro: You know Quicksilver? The criminal?!

Scott: Yeah, we’re just, uh, work friends.

Pietro: Work friends? I’ve been inside of you!

Pyro: *immediate gagging*