Scott: Look, Piotr. I Love You Like Youre One Of My Children.

Scott: Look, Piotr. I love you like you’re one of my children.

Piotr: Really?

Jean: Man, crushes are the worst.

Jubilee: Yeah… whenever I’m near someone I have a crush on I just act stupid.

Jean: Jubilation, you’re always acting stupid.

Jubilee: Yeah, don’t think too hard on that.

Scott: Why do I keep going in this closet?!

Jean: Because you think no one knows you’re dating Pietro?

Scott: I meant the literal closet! This is the third time this week I’ve been locked in here. You know about Pietro?

Jean: I’m telepathic, Scott.

Hank: My bloodline ends with me.

Alex: That’s the fanciest way I’ve ever heard anyone say that they’re gay.

jeanbilee headcanons?

So many.

- In the beginning most of their dates are at the arcade(they never have to pay)

- Jubilee loves stealing Jean’s jackets

- Jean takes Jubilee’s chapstick all the time

- Jean is the clingy one

- Surprisingly, Jubilee is the one who proposes

- Both teach at the school, but Jubilee likes to distract Jean from their grading

-They use Scott as their sperm donor, and when Rachel is born both cry

- Jubilee wears a sunny yellow dress to their wedding and Jean wears a sky blue suit. Scott and Peter are Jean’s best men while Ororo is Jubilee’s best woman. Kurt is the officiant and Warren is their flower girl

- When they go outside of the manor they usually take Scott and Peter with them, they like to joke about taking them on field trips

- Jubilee loves going to the beach but Jean sunburns very easily. Their work around is having midnight beach picnics together

- For their first Christmas as a couple Jean buys Jubilee a pride pin for her jacket and Jubilee gets Jean a copy of her favorite book that she’s left sticky notes with sweet messages in

Bobby: What cute little nickname do you call your husband?

Scott: Pietro.

Bobby: *sarcastically* Adorable.