Scott: Why Do I Keep Going In This Closet?!

Scott: Why do I keep going in this closet?!

Jean: Because you think no one knows you’re dating Pietro?

Scott: I meant the literal closet! This is the third time this week I’ve been locked in here. You know about Pietro?

Jean: I’m telepathic, Scott.

Luna: *trying to open a jar* Shitty ass lid!

Pietro: *looks at Scott* I wonder where she got that from.

Scott: The fucking fridge.

Scott: Look, Piotr. I love you like you’re one of my children.

Piotr: Really?

Magneto: I should have left you on that street corner where you were standing.

Toad: But’cha didn’t.

Literally every single one of Erik’s kids is adopted in this exact way. 

Scott: I met this one mutant like five centuries ago–

Pietro: Aw come on, Honey. Not that many centuries ago.

Ellie, to Luna: Your parents are on a whole other level.

Bobby: Where's Johnny?

Scott: He said something about buying a flamethrower. By the way, where's Pietro?

Bobby: I don't know where he is, probably with Johnny. And don't you need to be over eighteen to buy a flamethrower?

Scott: Oh god.

Bobby: Oh no!