Pyro: One Time My Guardians Were Having A Heated Argument In The Car. Pietro Said Something That Angered

Pyro: One time my guardians were having a heated argument in the car. Pietro said something that angered Scott and Scott threw his Eurythmics tape out the window with rage. Pietro looked him dead in the eyes and pulled out a second copy of that same tape and put it in the player.

Bobby: Babe. . .

Rogue: How are we cousins and I’ve never heard that story?

Do you think Rachel would date Kitty and if she did how would Jean and Jubilee react (would Jubilee try and kill Kitty like she did with the guy that hit on Rachel)?

I think Rachel and Kitty would be the type of on again off again couple that everyone knows is endgame. They get together for the first time when Rachel is nineteen and Kitty is twenty four, so Jubilee is a bit murderous in the beginning. Despite Jeanbilee knowing Kitty from the time that she was thirteen, she’s still dating their little girl. Jean’s way of having her not murder anyone was having Ororo, Scott, and Pietro over for dinner. They ended up getting drunk and reminiscing about when their kids were younger. After that Jubilee rarely wants to kill Kitty.

So... Did the guy that hit on Rachel live?

He lived because he was lucky enough that Pietro was there. If Pietro and Jean hadn’t both been there to hold Jubilee back, he would be dead. 

Yeah didn’t really believe this theory either but I thought it would be a pretty funny scenario and I have no self control so I had to ask that. And this: Scott: If Peter and I ever get married I’ll call him my first husband Scott: Remind him he’s replaceable Darcy/Rachel: Well, just so you know, the one where I come from is dead, so pick another multiverse. Everyone else: Wait what?

Darcy/Rachel: He was shot.

Jean: Was he in a coma?

Darcy/Rachel: No. He was running and blocked the bullets from hitting a superhero.

Scott: That is the dumbest thing I’ve ever heard.

Peter: Was alternate me not fast?

Darcy/Rachel: He was fast.

Peter: THEN HE SHOULD’VE MOVED THE FUCKING BULLETS!!!

Darcy/Rachel: 

HAHA 😂 I don’t think this theory is real but I am just imagining this right now: The X-Men (minus Peter) trying to figure out who Darcy/Rachel is and they actually have a list that includes -“Alternate Fem!Peter” -“The witch that took Peter” -“Peter’s new girlfriend WHAT THAT SKANK WHERE IS SHE I WILL KILL HER Scott stop writing on the list” and Peter and Darcy/Rachel think it’s funny that literally the only thing that is not on the list is -“The alternate child of Peters sister and boyfriend”

The list is as follows:

-“Alternate Fem!Peter”

-“Alternate Fem!Scott”

-“Alternate Fem!Alex? Okay guys the alternate fem stuff is getting out of hand”

- “Alternare Fem!Erik! THAT’S ENOUGH”

-“The witch that took Peter Wait, was the witch that took Peter alternate Agatha?”

-“Alternate reality version of Wanda who has a daughter’s daughter”

-“Alternate reality Nina”

-“Weird version of Wanda?”

-“Alternate reality version of Moira”

-“Alternate reality Moira’s daughter”

-“Peter’s new girlfriend WHAT THAT SKANK WHERE IS SHE I WILL KILL HER Scott stop writing on the list”

-“Jesus fucking Christ, people. Alternate child of Jean and Jubilee with Scott as the sperm donor. WHAT? Huh. Why are we writing down our reactions?”

-“Alternate Fem!Charles”

Darcy, Lang, Peter: When have we ever done something irresponsible Monica: I keep a list. It's alphabetised. Jimmy: You're still on a list? I'm on a file now! Summers: ...You guys still manage to keep track of your partners idiotic actions?

Jimmy: You don’t?

Scott: I did until ‘90. I had an entire filing cabinet!

Monica: Did you only meet him in ‘84?

Scott: Yes. That was only six years worth of idiotic activities by my partner.