Cable: Let's Play Two Truths And A Lie. I'll Start: My Hair Is Brown, Im From The Future, And Scott's

Cable: Let's play Two Truths and a Lie. I'll start: my hair is brown, I’m from the future, and Scott's my biological dad. Scott: I think you should make it a little more challenging. Peter: Baby, his hair is silver… Scott: WAIT YOU'RE MY WHAT???

Scott: WHO’S YOUR MOM?!?

Cable: I’m gonna be honest, for the first twenty years of my life I thought it was Peter.

Peter: . . . what?

Cable: Look, I’m not that smart. I also have two older siblings that I met after being abducted. Logically, the conclusion was that Peter’s my mom. Well, we all called you Ocko.

Scott: Yeah, you’re definitely my son.

Peter: We have three kids in the future?!

Cable: That I know of.

Peter: All odd numbers have an ‘e’ in them!

Scott: Peter, It’s three am.

Peter: . . .

Peter:  t-h-r-E-E

Scott: GO TO SLEEP!!!

Scott: Guys, this is my boyfriend. Pietro, these are my friends.

Pietro: Why are they looking at me that way?

Jubilee: Scott acts as sort of a dad for the group. Emotionally, this is like being told that you’re our new mom.

Pietro: You know it is not like that at all, right?

Kurt: Absolutely, do you cook macaroni?

please don’t go

Focus: Scott

TW: None Apply

Wordcount: 1045

Read it on AO3 here

Note: In which Scott comes across a young X-23 packing her bags, preparing to run off. — This fic is part of a personal AU of X-Men Evolution being worked on by my friends and I. In it, Laura accepted Logan’s offer to stay at the institute (which actually happened earlier in season 2). This fic is a glimpse into what it was like.

(this was actually beta’d by the lovely @incorrectsilvercyclopsquotes :D. I wouldn’t love it as much as I do if it weren’t for them <3)

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Scott: I’m giving up alcohol for a month.

Pietro: Really? Good luck!

Scott: Oh, that came out wrong. I’m giving up. Alcohol for a month.

Lorna: Alright. It’s hard to keep track of who’s marrying who and who’s adopting who, so to keep things simple, I made a family tree. | Lorna: *holds up a paper with a bunch of scribbles on it. | Lorna: Alright, Peter, you are my wife. | Lorna: Oh sorry, I made a mistake. | | Lorna: I spelled ‘disappointment to the entire family’ as ‘wife’

Peter: A common mistake, it should be D.T.T.E.F.

Luna: I don’t think Ocko is a disappointment! I’m part of the family! He’s not a disappointment, right Dad?

Scott: Sweetie, yesterday we had to remind him how to work a flashlight, while he was grading physics homework. He’s smart, but he is a disappointment.  Peter: Exactly, Miláčik.