You Know What Pisses Me Off? No Dragonslayer Angst Because I'm Sorry I'm Dragonslayer Garbage And Outright

You know what pisses me off? No Dragonslayer angst because I'm sorry I'm dragonslayer garbage and outright refuse to allow a single jaune ship go without having me write a depressing moment.

So imma fix that... Enjoy balling your eyes out @epic-arc and @spahhzy .. that is if either of you ship dragonslayer.. otherwise I'll just come up with something to prove why i stand as the depressing MF because I stand on big busi-

Dragons heart.. slain.

Yang found herself and her team getting ready for a mission as she heard footsteps. She turned to see jaune as he had a large smile on his face.

Yang would feel a smile crawl up her face as the two embraced eachother.

Yang: didn't expect you to be in a hugging mood. What's up vb?

The two parted as jaune was beaming.

Jaune: nothing really. Just wanted to check in on you.. you know before we both gotta head out for our missions.

Jaune frowned a bit as yang softly cusped his chin before wrapping an arm around him.

Yang: aw don't be so glum vb. When we're done we can spar some more.

Jaune: well. That's not everything-

Ruby: yang! We gotta get going soon! You might wanna make sure your stuff is packed!

Yang: I'll be there soon sis! Alright really sorry vb but I gotta go-

As yang turned to go jaune grasped her hand.

Jaune: wait..

It almost seemed like time stopped when jaune grabbed her. Yang looked at him, raising an eyebrow.

"I.. yang I.. I need to tell you something, something important" Jaune spoke as yang was a little confused before motioning him to continue.

"I- yang we've been friends for a long time.. you helped me a lot, so did everyone else but primarily you. and then I started to think and.. yang I.. I'm in love with you" Jaune spoke as yang looked at him, feeling her face heat up.

Now it definitely seemed like time had stopped. As jaune let go. "I, I wanted to tell you for a long time. So just in case something bad happens to either of us, you know how I feel about you" jaune continued as yang looked at him, her face red before without thinking she kissed him. Their lips colliding together as Jaune's face turned crimson before he kissed back.

In that moment, nothing else mattered. Not to Jaune, or Yang. Before finally they parted as jaune could feel his heart race. with Yang pointing at him

"we'll discuss what will happen after we get back.. so don't worry about me kicking the bucket. I'm not gonna be dying so soon after that!" Yang said as jaune simply nodded, a smile on his face as yang ran off towards her team and her sister. As Jaune stood there before he finally exhaled

"i finally did it! Yes!" Jaune cheered before he heard his team calling him, he swore under his breath as he ran towards their direction.

Five weeks later.

Yang sat there looking at a hologram of jaune, as it rested atop a gravestone. Yang felt her eyes trying to release tears but none came as we see tear lines running down Yang's face as she read the gravestone.

Jaune Arc.

February 29th 1971 A.G - August 3rd 1991 A.G

Yang felt a pit in her stomach as she only had one thought.

Why him?

.. well that just sucks.

Like legitimately it's not really fun having videos pop up talking negatively about a series you enjoy.

(And while yes criticizing a series is important it still ain't fun when you just want to sit back and enjoy only to be shown things that kill the vibe.)

That's all.

Me: Man, I love this series!

YouTube: Oh, really? Would you like to see more~?

Me: YEAH!

YouTube: OKAY! Here's thirty different videos of people calling this show garbage and why it's a colossal waste of time to get involved.

Me: ...

(I bet y'all mfs don't remember when I created rouge for the rose reaper and dork knight series did ya? Well guess what-)

Dork Knights Rose Remorse!

I'll finish this angst war with a critical blow to you, @epic-arc this is and always will be the glitch cycle!

Jaune sat alone, his appearance much older as he appeared in his 60's as he sat in a chair on his cabins porch, looking at a field of Roses and sunflowers.

A young man walked up to him, his hair black, eyes azure blue, wearing a red t-shirt and black jacket as well as white jeans. He sat beside Jaune as the now old huntsmen smiled.

Rouge: the garden looks good.. I'm surprised you planted the roses so close.

Jaune: well.. your aunt and mother were always close..

Rouge: yeah.. how is Aunt Blake doing?

Jaune: we talked.. she's on the end of her rope.. I worry for her

Rouge: you worry for everyone old man.. so.. are we gonna talk about mom?

Jaune: Rouge.. I know it's been awhile-

Rouge: dad! It's been months.. you need someone to talk to. And I know you haven't talked to Aunt Blake or Mrs. Schnee.. you can't bottle up your grief!

Jaune: I'm not! I just.. your mother was.. she was my everything.. she made every day feel like I could live.. she inspired me after Beacons' fall.

Rouge: that doesn't mean just because she's gone you should shut everyone out.. when have you last talked to great uncle Qrow? When have you talked to Mr. Pine?!

Jaune:.. I don't want to discuss this anymore.

Rouge: she was your wife, but she was my mother.. I know how much it hurts.. or at least I can try! We both know mom would kick out asses for mopping!

Jaune: I said-

Rouge: how long until you realize you can't just shut people out dad?! How long until you realize you're shutting me out?!

The air went still as jaune sat there. He would look at his son as for a moment he could see both himself and his wife in his son's eyes.

Jaune:.. it just... It hurts.. it hurts because she doesn't get to be here, because she had to go on that mission, that one mission to destroy the relics! It.. it isn't fair, she was 55!

Rouge: and I was 16 dad. 16. It wasn't fair I lost my mother and it wasn't fair you lost your wife.. but im not about to let her death ruin my family.. your 61 dad, she died 4 years ago... You need to move on.

Jaune:.. I miss her.. so much.

Rouge sighed as he placed a hand on his father's shoulder.

Rouge: i miss her too dad.. I miss her too.

Ah now I can get what you mean. Shit like that is fuckin annoying no matter what side your on.

I'll never get over people debating the race of RWBY characters when none of those countries or nations even exist on Remnant.

Something something Epic the musical. Just a man now lives in my head.

Glitch. The god of rebellion.. the monster of the void.

... Ahem. This isn't really me going ballistic but I decided to do a little similar project.

It's interesting how our definitions are completely different despite us using the same AI program.

Now I'm just going to assume this comes down to the ai being personalized based on the user.. however I do have a sneaking suspicion that yours is missing certain context. But then again I might be wrong but I'm ok with that.

This is just a little experiment I had to make sure if our responses were the same.

Regardless I have my answer and I wish you a good rest of your day.

lmao