Yang Xiao Long X Jaune Arc - Tumblr Posts
Dragonslayer shitpost
(as it says this is a shit post and is not how I actually view the ship or characters)
Also this is LWDE.. kinda, theres no actual sex just suggestions.
[During the beacon dance]
Jaune felt his body unwind as he smiled at the sight of his friends and teammates dancing together as he heard footsteps before one yang xiao long sat down Next to him.
Yang: sup lady killer, how long have you been slouching here?
Jaune: not long just resting.. so hows your day been so far?
Yang: i feel golden, Blake not being grouchy anymore, ruby is off with penny being as sickly sweet as possible and weiss queen? Well let's just say her and Pyumpkin are letting off steam.
We then cut to locker as it rattled as we hear Weiss moans out Pyrrha's name as we also here a whipping sound.
Back with yang and jaune, jaune just tried to not imagine any scenario between his teammate and Weiss.
Jaune: well I guess then it just leaves us to each other.
Yang: yeah..
Jaune: yeah..
Yang: ... You wanna hear a joke?
Jaune: you know what? Sure I'll bite the bullet.
Yang: knock knock.
Jaune: who's there?
Yang: hundreds.
Jaune: hundreds who?
Yang: there hundreds of people out there.
Suddenly yang sat on his lap as she got VERY close.
Yang: but so far? I'm the only one that wants to fuck you~
(Feel free to continue on with this)
Jaune could feel his face burning as he was probably in deep shit
Yang: you heard me~
Jaune could feel his body shiver as he felt his... "Little" friend peck up as he mentally SCREAMED in embarrassment.
Jaune: OHGODSOHGODSOHGODSOHGODSOHGODS- WHY?! ruby I wish you were here because I am in DANGER!
That's when yang began to kiss and suck on his neck as jaune released stifled moans as he tried to move his arms but they refused to obey as yang kept her assault going as jaune felt ashamed of the fact he was liking this, he wished this was a dream, that this embarrassment was just a nightmare but the pleasure kept building as he moaned a little louder before yang suddenly stoped and pulled away.
Yang: I think that's a good mark. Now I believe I have a dance with Blake waiting. I'll see you tomorrow, vomit-man~
Yang got up and soon walked away as jaune panted as he took out his scroll and put it on camera to see what yang left and he saw it, a LARGE very obvious and dark hickey that not even his suit could cover. Add that with yangs flirting and the changing of nicknames from "vomit-boy" to "vomit-man". One thing was clear.
Jaune: I'm owned by yang now aren't I..
TO BE CONTINUED?
Dragonslayer shitpost
(as it says this is a shit post and is not how I actually view the ship or characters)
Also this is LWDE.. kinda, theres no actual sex just suggestions.
[During the beacon dance]
Jaune felt his body unwind as he smiled at the sight of his friends and teammates dancing together as he heard footsteps before one yang xiao long sat down Next to him.
Yang: sup lady killer, how long have you been slouching here?
Jaune: not long just resting.. so hows your day been so far?
Yang: i feel golden, Blake not being grouchy anymore, ruby is off with penny being as sickly sweet as possible and weiss queen? Well let's just say her and Pyumpkin are letting off steam.
We then cut to locker as it rattled as we hear Weiss moans out Pyrrha's name as we also here a whipping sound.
Back with yang and jaune, jaune just tried to not imagine any scenario between his teammate and Weiss.
Jaune: well I guess then it just leaves us to each other.
Yang: yeah..
Jaune: yeah..
Yang: ... You wanna hear a joke?
Jaune: you know what? Sure I'll bite the bullet.
Yang: knock knock.
Jaune: who's there?
Yang: hundreds.
Jaune: hundreds who?
Yang: there hundreds of people out there.
Suddenly yang sat on his lap as she got VERY close.
Yang: but so far? I'm the only one that wants to fuck you~
(Feel free to continue on with this)
Jaune could feel his face burning as he was probably in deep shit
Heart on fire: spark.
Yang woke up as stretched before hoping out of bed and noticed... Her teams form was empty. Guess she probably overslept. She soon got dressed and made her way down to the mess hall as she saw something not surprising. Jaune frozen in a block of ice as a very frustrated Weiss was eating her eggs.
Yang: what VB do this time?
Thats when yang noticed a box of chocolates that ruby was devouring. With Weiss glaring at the red reaper.
Weiss: you have no idea if bad timing do you dolt?
Ruby: what? Jaune spent L50 on this for you. And I don't feel like having good things go to waste. You want some pyrrha?
Pyrrha: o-oh thank you ruby but I'll have to decline and also Weiss I wanna ask you something.
Weiss raised an eyebrow as pyrrha whispered into her ear before Weiss went red in the face.
Weiss: t-thats very bold of you pyrrha. Let's discuss this in my teams dorm.
Weiss got up as her pyrrha left with yang just sitting at the table.
Yang: Blake how much you wanna bet-
Blake: oh their already doing it.
Yang: oh right you can hear em.
yang then stared at the still frozen jaune as she sighed.
Yang: VB probably is gonna have the shock of his life
Ren: he's still conscious. So he just saw everything.
Nora: yep. Atleast now he's not gonna be frozen in ice anymore... Hopefully.
Yang: well look on the bright side next time he'll keep his c-
Blake: yang. Don't even finish that joke.
Yang: oh come on it's funny.
Ruby: yang. No offense sis but I think you can hold off on the jokes for today
Yang: you sure? Alright then. and tell vb good luck with the reveal
Yang got up and began walking as Blake perked up and looked at her questioningly
Blake: and what leads you to say that?
Yang just shrugged as she continued walking
Soon the lewd moaning of Weiss was heard and gauging from the height the sound was coming from. They were doing it on Ruby's bed... Lovely.
To describe how jaune felt could be summed up In one word... Humiliated. he felt so stupid for all the attempts he made for Weiss. Jaune wanted to just bury his face in the dirt as he groaned into his hands. That's before a knock was heard on his teams door as he got up and opened it and was immediately met with a bag being handed to him... Well more of.. thrown at him.
As he caught it he saw one familiar yang xiao long.
Jaune: oh hey yang. Uh what do you need? And why did you throw a bag-
Yang: we're training lady killer. So pack a towel and extra clothes because I'm gonna make you sweat.
Jaune went wide eyed as yang had a grin on her face before jaune responded with a smile on his face as he nodded.
(feel free to continue this if you want everyone.)
(and sorry my writing is probably shit, really tired at the moment)
You know what pisses me off? No Dragonslayer angst because I'm sorry I'm dragonslayer garbage and outright refuse to allow a single jaune ship go without having me write a depressing moment.
So imma fix that... Enjoy balling your eyes out @epic-arc and @spahhzy .. that is if either of you ship dragonslayer.. otherwise I'll just come up with something to prove why i stand as the depressing MF because I stand on big busi-
Dragons heart.. slain.
Yang found herself and her team getting ready for a mission as she heard footsteps. She turned to see jaune as he had a large smile on his face.
Yang would feel a smile crawl up her face as the two embraced eachother.
Yang: didn't expect you to be in a hugging mood. What's up vb?
The two parted as jaune was beaming.
Jaune: nothing really. Just wanted to check in on you.. you know before we both gotta head out for our missions.
Jaune frowned a bit as yang softly cusped his chin before wrapping an arm around him.
Yang: aw don't be so glum vb. When we're done we can spar some more.
Jaune: well. That's not everything-
Ruby: yang! We gotta get going soon! You might wanna make sure your stuff is packed!
Yang: I'll be there soon sis! Alright really sorry vb but I gotta go-
As yang turned to go jaune grasped her hand.
Jaune: wait..
It almost seemed like time stopped when jaune grabbed her. Yang looked at him, raising an eyebrow.
"I.. yang I.. I need to tell you something, something important" Jaune spoke as yang was a little confused before motioning him to continue.
"I- yang we've been friends for a long time.. you helped me a lot, so did everyone else but primarily you. and then I started to think and.. yang I.. I'm in love with you" Jaune spoke as yang looked at him, feeling her face heat up.
Now it definitely seemed like time had stopped. As jaune let go. "I, I wanted to tell you for a long time. So just in case something bad happens to either of us, you know how I feel about you" jaune continued as yang looked at him, her face red before without thinking she kissed him. Their lips colliding together as Jaune's face turned crimson before he kissed back.
In that moment, nothing else mattered. Not to Jaune, or Yang. Before finally they parted as jaune could feel his heart race. with Yang pointing at him
"we'll discuss what will happen after we get back.. so don't worry about me kicking the bucket. I'm not gonna be dying so soon after that!" Yang said as jaune simply nodded, a smile on his face as yang ran off towards her team and her sister. As Jaune stood there before he finally exhaled
"i finally did it! Yes!" Jaune cheered before he heard his team calling him, he swore under his breath as he ran towards their direction.
Five weeks later.
Yang sat there looking at a hologram of jaune, as it rested atop a gravestone. Yang felt her eyes trying to release tears but none came as we see tear lines running down Yang's face as she read the gravestone.
Jaune Arc.
February 29th 1971 A.G - August 3rd 1991 A.G
Yang felt a pit in her stomach as she only had one thought.
Why him?
... So y'all know i am Dragonslayer trash.. but also blackguard garbage.. sooo-
Bleiss wrapped her arms around her boyfriend as she kissed his cheek.
(Ferret!Faunus) Bleiss: darling, I believe you and I both know that book is full of shit.. besides wouldn't you wanna learn the fun way.
Jaune gulped softly before feeling a hand on his shoulder as he saw yang smiling at him. As she spoke in a disarming voice.
(Komodo dragon!Faunus) Yang: you don't really have any other choice lady killer~
Jaune:.. I assume I'm not gonna be walking for months am I?
Bleiss: nnnnope!~
Yang: just a week. Every month.
Jaune:... Oh boy.. aura don't fail me now
(also what should be jaune x Bleiss x yang ship name? I'm calling it black dragon guard. Cause I feel like it)
Jaune: *Reading a book on humans dating faunus*
Jaune: Shattered pelvis... Extreme dehydration... litters...
Jaune: Is it really worth it?
(Imagine your Jaune OTP, faunus edition)