I Stand By This. She's Even In The Batfam Group-chat!!!

I stand by this. She's even in the batfam group-chat!!!

dick: Hey guys, what are you watching? damian: Kitten Football. dick: Why? damian: It’s randomly came on and now I’m invested. And then jason came in and got into it too. Aw, look Snuggles fell asleep- jason: SNUGGLES, WAKE THE HELL UP AND GET YOUR HEAD IN THE GAME, DAMNIT! dick:?! damian: jason sees the show differently than I do.

You've all seen the "Metropolis vs Gotham" stereotype ALOT right? And yeah, its funny, but i propose to you...

Metropolis and Gotham constantly odds, but its because Metropolis wants Batman, and Gotham wants Superman. Like, the people go OFF.

"Fuck Batman, he stopped a crime that i helped him with and he didn't even say HI. @Batman bet Superman would even invite me for coffee."

<Commissioner Gordon and 167 others have liked this post>

"Istg Superman needs to gets a new outfit. Like okay, blue and red is so yesterday. @Superman havent you heard black is in? #BatmanInMetropolis"

<Batman and 200 others have liked this post>

"Metropolis is so ungrateful, like if your kid goes 'Mom! i want to be like Superman' then obv, we all go 'Thats great billy!' but today my nine year old daughter told me she wants to be Batman and I- does anyone know any good therapist?"

<Damian Wayne and 654 others have liked this post>

"I was late to hanging out with my friends because Superman kept TALKING TO ME. BET I WOULD BE ABLE TO GO ON THE ROLLER-COASTER I WANTED TO GO TO IF BATMAN WAS THE ONE WHO SAVED THE DAY."

<Tim Drake and 321 others have liked this post>

I'm sorry, this idea was stuck in my head and I had to get it out loll

LOOK i understand why he did it, and Bruce's self control is something we should be envying, BUT A GIRL CAN COMPLAIN

Everyone thinks Damians favorite sibling is Dick. But what everyone (including Damian) neglects to realize is that he actually gets along with Jason the best. Nobody ever notices this.

Wrong. In true youngest sibling fashion, his favorite depends on who can give him what he wants.

Damian: Can you take me to the arcade?

Dick: Sorry, kid. I have a meeting in an hour. How about tomorrow?

Cass: Can't drive.

Jason: I would but I don't feel like it.

Steph: I just remembered I have, um, that thing!

Tim: Lol no.

Duke: Sure, be ready in five.

[later]

Damian: And the Sibling of the Day award goes to... Duke Thomas!

Damian: *presents a trophy*

Everyone: *applauds*

Jason, scoffing: That's the third time in a row. This thing's rigged.

Tim: I'm just glad to be the runner-up.