Tony, Talking About His Dad: You Know Where He Was On Most Of My Birthdays?
tony, talking about his dad: you know where he was on most of my birthdays?
tony: a little place that rhymes with “not there”
peter:
peter: …times square?
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mj: what if school burned
peter:
mj: down
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tony:
tony: do you want to be a duck?
peter, tearing up: yeah
[texting]
peter: *voice message*
tony: i’m busy. is this urgent?
peter: don’t worry, you can listen to it later
[later]
tony: *presses play*
peter’s voice message: THERE’S A FIRE—
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loki: because people are the worst