Quill: The Risk I Took Was Carefully Calculated

quill: the risk i took was carefully calculated

gamora: WE ALMOST DIED—

quill: i never said i was good at maths

peter, in a high voice, holding barbie: hey ken! i was thinking about going back to school and starting a career!

morgan, in a deep voice, holding ken: nonsense, barbie. you’re staying home and having my kids

tony: what the hell are you guys doing

peter: playing systematic oppression

peter: i want to preface this by saying that nothing happened. nothing is actually on fire. this is simply for future reference

tony:

peter: do we have a fire extinguisher?

sylvie: so you two are dating now?

loki and mobius: yes

sylvie: why?

loki: well, i happen to find mobius very appealing

sylvie: no, i understand that. i’m just trying to figure out what’s wrong with mobius

tony: okay team, let’s synchronize our watches

thor: i don’t know what that means

natasha: i don’t have a watch

clint: time is a construct

peter: what if school burned calories?

mj: what if school burned

peter:

mj: down