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Okay So I Haven't Read It And I Have No Idea If The Batkids Even Knew They Existed Until Right Before

Okay so I haven't read it and I have no idea if the Batkids even knew they existed until right before it all went down, but. What if, during "We are Robin" the Batkids all stopped by every now and then to tell them stories of their Robin days so that this gang of kids gets to troll the JL along with them.

Superman hesitated, glancing down at the group of kids, bloodstained in the midst of Gotham dirt and rubble.

They watched him as one, heads tilting in exactly the same way and eyes tracing his every movement. Clark suspected that if he paid attention to what he could hear, there would be only one heartbeat, simultaneously breathing. He didn't dare, but he made a mental note.

Bruce wouldn't like this.

So the Kryptonian took a deep breath.

"Who are you?"

They smiled.

"We are Robin."

Superman stared.

One of them, appearing to be a teen with hair as black as Batman's cape and skin the shade of stained mahogany, spoke, seemingly the front for this hivemind. "Don't you remember, Supes? We met before the Justice League even formed, when you noticed our heartbeat as we hid under B's cape."

Clark looked at them.

Too many glittering eyes stared back, and he nodded, slowly.

"Okay... Very nice. I'm going to go before Batman gets angry about me chasing down a Metropolis Rogue in his territory. Just... Don't kill anyone?" he pleaded.

He turned and fled, cape fluttering in the wind as Robin laughed.

idea: batman and the robins never acknowledge that there have been different robins. like they all act that there's only been one and that they're the same person basically.

Justice League who's used to teen dick not kid jason: who is this child?

Batman: what do you mean, it's robin.

Batman and Tim walking through the watchtower:

Justice League who remembers robin literally dying: ...*side eye*...

Flash: batman… who is this?

Batman: robin. you’ve met before. several times.

Flash: no, i met a black haired boy. this is a blonde girl!

Batman: her name is robin

Superman: it's time for you to explain. where are you getting all these children?

Batman: i have no idea what you're talking about.

Superman *pointing to damian*: who is this kid?!

Damian: i'm robin. i'm offended you would even ask that? don't you remember *proceeds to recite a story dick told him of his robin days*