I Think The Universe Is On My Side Guys.
I think the universe is on my side guys.
Last night I drank wine and my drunk ass decided to order food (which would have totaled 800 cals !!!!!)
But I fell asleep before it got here and I woke up to find it outside ripped apart by the neighborhood cats
So I got saved from the calories and fed some kitties!
And I woke up one pound lighter 😇✨
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All I ate today was one pickle and I was feeling proud, then I was at my best friends house and she said she was super hungry so she was making quesadillas.
She asked if I wanted one and I said no. She said “girl, have you eaten today?”
And I said “of course!” And laughed and changed the subject.
I did eat technically. She doesn’t need to know it was a bite sized pickle 🤷🏼♀️🫡

🧡Lunch🧡
~ 56 cals ~

✨Lunch✨
~ 30 cals total ~

Dinner 😇✨

🕯️Dinner🕯️
~ 125 cal soup ~
After a day of eating nothing but a couple pickles and running errands I decided to actually cook a lil meal for myself so I can actually fall asleep tonight 😇