Why Is This So Accurate! His Batch Can See Through The Facade Most Of The Time But There Are Moments

Why is this so accurate! His batch can see through the facade most of the time but there are moments when they don't or question it. He needs someone, SO or not who ALWAYS does.

Far worse, in my opinion, than the famous “he wouldn’t fucking say that” is “he WOULD fucking say that, as part of his facade, but you seem to think he would mean it genuinely”

This is just...*chiefs kiss*. I love it!

Jedi Padawans have the classic sitcom bag-of-flour baby assignment to ensure they're prepared to look after young ones in emergency situations

this assessment is not one of the many canceled or postponed during the war

which means that when Ahsoka is abruptly deployed dirtside along with her Master, Grandmaster, and the 501st, she had to scramble to find an appropriate babysitter for her sack of flour

desperate, she tossed it to Commander Cody, who was staying aboard the Negotiator to oversee the campaign, with only a frantic list of the required steps to take care of it while she was gone

when she returns several days later, Cody has painted the sack 212th gold and constructed a sling to carry it around on his front while he keeps his hands free for work

judging by the rank pins attached to the front, the sack of flour is now a lieutenant

once Obi-Wan's heart eyes abate enough, though, it becomes clear to him that Cody and the 212th troopers have not understood that the sack of flour is not, in fact, a literal Jedi tubie

and none of the Jedi or their siblings in the 501st have the heart to correct them, so they let them keep the thing, stomping on the feet of anyone who tries to ask too many questions about their new mascot

once the war ends, Obi-Wan discreetly replaces the sack with a Jedi chrecheling in the middle of the night, having resigned himself to raising another too-young-Padawan

Reva, for her part, is all to happy to gleefully coat herself in flour for the occasion

I might have cut people off accidentally. Someone on here has stated they have the "outdoor cat attachment style" where you just disappear for long periods of time before coming back. This can be my attachment style as well. This is something that stems from me being an introvert and being on the autism spectrum.

So I understand that misunderstandings happen. But sometimes it is just their time to be isolated for a while.

Have any of your friendships ever ended because you were always the first one to talk to someone and one day you stopped to see if they would talk to you first and they never did so you just stopped talking to each other?

Bad Batch Crosshair - Modern AU (Names)

This is a reality where the Dathmarian Night Cult is known for turning people into mincemeat while alive, and being cannibals for eating said mincemeat. They are also known for grooming, SA, and having their narcissist leaders word be law. AKA, Crosshair learns which cult Lyni and the kids escaped from.

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It had been a few days after Crosshair and Techs talk at the bar. Cross kept meaning to tell Lyni about how he felt but it never seemed to be the right time to confess. With her busy schedule and the fact that a few minutes into any downtime that they had alone, she would fall asleep due to the exhaustion she felt.

This day was like any other Tuesday, with Lyni getting up early to get to the coffee shop while Cross and his brothers made sure the twins got ready for school. After they trio left there was down time before the rest of the house got ready for the day. Crosshair was warming up some of the leftover stew around two o'clock in the afternoon for Lyni when she would make it home. Then he heard an argument from outside the batches house.

Turning off the stove he went outside to find a large dark orange zabrack arguing with Lyni. The circle of horns on the Zabracks head showed that he was at least in his mid-to late thirties. That took the back seat to the threats he was yelling at Lyni, "If you do not come now you will wish whipping will be your only punishment!" His face was twisted and purple with the rage building up.

Lyni was keeping out of reach of the hands reaching out to grab her, "I am not going back." A dodge from his claws, "You cannot force me to."

The man gave out a deep growl before gathering himself to jump at her. Crosshair grabbed the shovel Tech had left on the front porch and sprinted to stand between them. He could hear Lynis voice, "Cross..." faintly warning as he placed himself in front of her with the shovel raised. Meeting the mad yellowish gaze with cold eyes, "Why are you threatening my friend?"

The eyes narrowed, "She is not yours.' Baring his teeth before pulling back a sleeve to show a brand, "She is ours." Then with a threatening growl, "I've come to take her home."

Crosshair could his cousin Fox in his police uniform standing his right. At that position Fox's body cam would catch everything. Glancing over his shoulder, "Miss," Lyni gave a slightly surprised chirp at the term, "do you want to go with him?"

"No," was the clear and calm answer, "I do not." Then continuing, "Destroy, I am not part of the group any longer." Pulling herself to her full five feet and nine inches of height, "I am an adult and chose to leave."

There was a feral growl as the man, Destroy, started forward ready to bite and claw. Crosshair caught him on the shovel and pushed him back before Fox quickly made the arrest. Reading the man his rights as he was on the ground.

Destroy did not seem to be listening as he glared at Lyni, "You will return to us." Laughing manically as he was forced up and towards the squad car, "You cannot run forever Laloni Oppress. She will find you!"

Crosshair waved to Fox to show he heard that his cousin would be by later for a statement. Then the two Fett's went different directions. One to drive away in the squad car with a seeming mad man, the other into his families house following the woman he loves.

When Cross entered he found Lyni slumped on the couch, she immediately looked up when he entered, "Destroys right you know." Sighing as she put her head into her hands, "I'ts stupid to think that I could run forever. I should have known," hitting her head with her hands, "stupid, stupid stupid."

This would have continued if Crosshair didn't catch her hands, "Your not stupid Lyni." He was kneeling in front of her like he was when she admitted to her mother allowing people to SA her. Pushing that memory aside, "Please tell me."

Swallowing she turned her hands to be holding his instead of being captured, "I was born Laloni Oppress, but my brothers always called me Lyni." A slight smile at the memory, "Their treasure." The nickname did fit her but he was quiet as she continued, "The 'she' Destroy referred to was my mother." Pausing to gather herself, "Mother Talzan, the leader of the Dathmarian Night Cult." Looking into his eyes and seeing the recognition there, "That's where I was until I was until I was seventeen, when my brother Savage and I escaped with the twins."

Trying to gather his mind again after the unexpected news, "When you said Savage was killed...."

Finishing his thought, "Mother ordered him to be murdered the traditional way." Shuttering at the thought, "He was butchered alive."

Crosshair had nothing at all to say to that. Luckily Lyni did not need words, she just pulled his hands so that he sat on the couch with her and situated to be as much in his lap as possible. She wanted to be held, and he fulfilled her silent request.

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When it comes to cults, control and abuse there are so many mind games going on. I hope that no one is too triggered at this. I tried to keep it light while giving the idea of what happened.

Bad Batch Crosshair - Modern AU (Purple)

Zabracks bleed purple. Iridonian Zabracks have various levels of purple due to intermarrying with other races. Dathmarian Zabracks like Lyni bleed deep plum while their blush is bright purple.

Crosshair and the batch did not know this. They found out because when some violence happened Lyni helped out the victim before coming home with a blood covered shirt. Cue mass panic.

All the while Lyni has no idea why everyone is freaking out and smacks Crosshair's hands away (he is trying to find the source of blood flow). Suddenly it clicks and she backs up confused, "This isn't my blood." As it sank in, "Zabracks bleed purple," looking at Tech specifically, "didn't you know that?"

Tech was the only one not panicking and caught Crosshair when he stumbled back surprised that Lyni had hit him. Tech was able to explain to Cross, Hunter, and Wrecker about how Zabracks have purple blood.

Cross is still upset about it and does a complete visual check after her shower to make sure she's not bleeding. (The bros check too but he's the most obvious about it. And keeps checking for the longest.)

Phee- Walks into the house to find Crosshair sitting with his arms crossed glaring at the wall opposite of the kitchen where Lyni is cooking. So she taps Techs shoulder and points at Cross "What's he doing?"

Tech - Glancing over "Pouting."

Phee - "Why is he pouting?"

Tech - "Lyni hasn't paid attention to him in the last hour." Holding up his watch, "I'm seeing how long it lasts."