Shadow And Brutal Love To Play Squish The Crosshair, Where They Pile On Him. Crosshair Is Surprisingly

Shadow and Brutal love to play squish the Crosshair, where they pile on him. Crosshair is surprisingly okay with this and has also encouraged games squish the Wrecker and squish the Hunter. Tech is the only one not on rotation at this point.

Crosshair: "I'd kill for you. Ask me to kill for you."

Lyni: "I do have a list, but you need to calm down."

Lyni: They had about fifteen errors every time.

*Innocent evolved from cats smile*

Crosshair: Thought I was meowing back at my cat for the past hour, but it was just me and Omega meowing at each other from different rooms in the house.

Crosshair *bursts into bad batch living room* "This is not a drill!"

Hunter *jumps to his feet* "What's not a drill?"

Crosshair "Lyni is pregnant." Cheers and congratulations break out, "Guys, I'm supposed to keep her as stress free as possible." Everyone was silent for a minute as Lyni and stress went hand in hand.

Hunter, "Okay, we'll figure something out."

Wrecker, "Like what? Lynis a ball a stress."

Tech, "In preparation for this possibility I have ten different plans for a relatively stress free pregnancy." His bros sat down to listen to the plans.

Lyni: "My love."

Brutal and Shadow: "Dad."

Crosshair had to avoid crying when he heard the kids call him dad the first few times. But joy always fill him with these three.

Crosshair: I am darkness. I am a power. I am your worst nightmare. I could kill a man in more ways than you can imagine. I am the night. I am fury, I am a weapon, I am-

Echo: A doll.

Hunter: A cinnamon roll.

Tech: A sweetheart.

Crosshair: ...

Crosshair: Stop it.

Lyni to Phee when going to bail their boyfriends out of prison, "We're in love with two halves of a whole idiot."

Phee, "My half is hotter."

Crosshair: Do you think I’m going too far?

Tech: No no you went too far seven hours ago. Now you’re going to prison.