Record Of Ragnarok Incorrect Quote #5

Record of Ragnarok Incorrect Quote #5

Dadam in ACTION!!

Ares is talking with Y/N, but doesn’t notice the looming threat that’s right behind him as Adam forcefully YANKS Ares by his locks to a more private area to… talk

Adam (To Ares): That girl is a CHILD. I don’t wanna see you sniffing around her anymore this afternoon, do you UNDERSTAND me??

Ares: Y-yes sir-!

Adam (Activates Divine Reflection): Have you LOST your mind? Cause I’ll help you find it!

Adam: What you looking for? Ain’t nobody gonna help you out here. Zeus can come through that door and he’s not gonna help you if you don’t stay away from my child (Is ready to have Reginleif turn into his Knuckleduster to beat up Ares)

Dadam couldn’t give a fuck if it was Zeus… He would actually strike HARDER if it was him… If the Gods try anything with his children, he’ll kick them all flat on their asses as the FIRST Warning…

JJBA Fans are like Stand Users, except our Stands have us see the Fruit (And everyone else is wondering what the fuck is going on) underneath all that Beef

Record of Ragnarok Incorrect Quote #8

Y/N’s Plan for Humanity to Win

Y/N came up with a plan for Humanity to win, it includes betrayal, cruelty, and using Humanity’s greatest weapon… Children (And has the Human Fighters turn into Children)

Y/N (Has the now turned Children Human Fighters in front of the Council):

Gods and Goddesses (Coming towards the Council ready to vote for the extinction of Humanity):

Y/N (To the Kid Human Fighters): There’s the enemy. Give them all you got! CHARGE!!

Children Human Fighters (Run towards the Gods and begin hugging them):

Kid!Lu Bu (Hugging Thor): I love you!

Kid!Sasuki (Hugging Poseidon): I love you!

Kid!Jack (Hugging Hercules): I love you!

Kid!Raiden (Hugging Shiva): I love glue!

Kid!Tesla (Hugging Beelzebub): I love you!

Beelzebub (Patting K!Tesla’s head): Aw, such a sweet little thing. Time to destroy your future (Walks off)

Beelzebub (Starting to not feel good): Feeling… Flu-ish (pants) Fever… Nausea… (Startled) Child germs… No! (Starting to become weak) Must… participate in… destroying… hu… (Falls to the ground in great pain) manity…

Gods and Goddesses (All lying down in great agony, pain and defeat from being hugged by the Children Human Fighters):

Brunhilde (Comes in): I’m afraid the voting has ended. And the winner is… Humanity!

Valkyries, Adam and Eve (Staring at all Gods and Goddesses who are all laying down in defeat just from the Child Human Fighters hugging them):

Y/N (Comes over): You know, for all their arrogance over being superior in power, for all their centuries to even eons of living, they had no immunity for the ‘lowliest’ of creatures: Children

Eve (Happy): Look’s like everything is going to be okay, which is the only way it should ever be!

Adam: Great. Let’s get our children back to normal and go to this ‘Movie Theater’ Y/N told us about and watch something nice then get some food

Buddha: Can I bring a laser pointer? I want to shoot it in Loki’s eye

Adam: Sure, why not

I think Adam would see Buddha as one of his children, same for Hercules…

Twisted Wonderland Incorrect Quote #20

The Y/N’s had ENOUGH

The Y/N’s spent a lot of time with Rollo and he’s trying to convince her to end Malleus, but not before making the biggest mistake of his life… Insulting Malleus in front of her

Rollo (Throws Y/N a knife): Finish Malleus off, after all, he would never think to hurt his precious ‘friend’ right??

Y/N (Looks at the blade and at everyone else feeling uncomfortable):

Devil!Y/N: Hey, you’re not backing down now, are you? (A miniature Y/N wearing a red Devil suit is on Y/N’s left shoulder blowing out the flames from her pitchfork)

Y/N (To her Shoulder Devil): Uh, where’s the other one?

Angel!Y/N (Poofs on Y/N’s right shoulder in a Salon Dyer with mud mask on her face):

Y/N (Surprised): Yo!

Angel!Y/N (Startled and poofs away the Mud Mask and Salon Dryer away): Sorry I’m late! SO, what’d I miss?

Y/N: Well, Rollo just tossed me this dagger and asked me to take Malleus down-

Rollo (Looks at the NRC Students and uses hand gestures asking if she’s mentally insane):

NRC Students (All shrug as they’re unsure themselves):

Y/N: -And then this one popped up, and then we waited for you, and quite honestly-!

Rollo: Y/N! Why did I think you could do this? This one very simple thing. To think Malleus was able to poison your mind this badly to not not be able to think rationally

Angel!Y/N: Whoa, now

Rollo: The very same Malleus Draconia, who’s presence somehow made you AND your family incapable to think for yourself!

Devil!Y/N: Ouch

Rollo: And do you want to know something else? That hideous, tainted and unholy poison has a name, and it’s Malleus Draconia

Y/N, Devil!Y/N, Angel!Y/N (All gasp in horror):

Rollo: He’s a burden!

Malleus (Looks like a kicked puppy):

Devil!Y/N (Angry): That’s it. Rollo’s going down (Pumps her pitchfork)

Angel!Y/N: Now, now. Remember, “From above, the wicked shall receive their just reward”

Angel!Y/N, Devil!Y/N and Y/N (Look up to see a chandelier hanging directly above Rollo):

All three Y/N’s: That’ll work

Y/N (Throws the dagger to cut the Chandelier down to crush Rollo, only for him to remain unscathed): Huh, that normally works

Rollo (Pulls lever): No, but this one works

Y/N: Yeah, should’ve seen that one coming

NRC Students and Y/N (Falling): AAAAHHHHHH!!!!!

Y/N’s gonna MURDER Rollo, enough said…

Twisted Wonderland Incorrect Quote #15

Bird Mom is CHEAP!

Crowley: Listen to me, I can explain-

Azul: You are making 500,000 Madol, and you were only gonna pay me 30?!?

Ruggie: You’re getting 30 GRAND?? I’m getting a THOUSAND!!

Yuuken, Yuuka, Yuu and Y/N: Wait, you guys are getting PAID??

Crowley, we live in a Dorm that’s Safety Hazard and would probably collapse at any moment if we so much as SNEEZED, and your not gonna even PAY your Unlicensed Therapists…??

Twisted Wonderland Special

The Ramshackle Ghosts

These 3 Ghosts remind me about Casper’s Uncle’s Stretch, Fatso and Skinkie and I want to write my thought’s about it

The 3 Ghosts are the Official Caretakers of Yuuken, Yuuka, Yuu, Y/N and Grim because they all remind them of their Nephew, Gasper, who now lives in the Underworld after moving on in the Afterlife with his Family (Leaving them alone)

Though I’d say Gasper normally visits once a year on the holidays, but he will start to visit more often after learning about the Yuu Family, mainly because he became a little…smitten by the Yuu’s for their kindness even though he’s a ghost

The names of these 3 Ghosts are Lanky, Fetor and Blubber and they’re Brothers, though they won’t go into detail if they’re related by blood or because of their close bond (Because they honestly don’t remember) though to Gasper they’re his Mischievous Uncles

Anyways, while Crowley and Crewel argue with each other over who’s the rightful parent, Lanky, Fetor and Blubber are the Official ‘Unofficial’ Guardians of the Yuu’s and Grim, though they prefer if they’re called ‘Uncle’ (Causing Vargas and Sam to fall to their knees clutching their chests, feeling replaced and betrayed for some reason whenever any of the Yuu’s call any of them ‘Uncle’)

Though, that doesn’t mean they won’t stop with their pranks, they’d just rather prank other students than their children… That’s right, they stole those adoption papers from Crowley and have them hidden within Ramshackle (And their newest game is to prank and keep Crowley from the papers)