Twisted Wonderland Incorrect Quote #18

Twisted Wonderland Incorrect Quote #18

Dragonia Family Special

Y/N is pregnant with Malleus’s child and is going to give birth soon, with her Siblings and Malleus’s retainers helping her get to the Doctors

Y/N (Coming down the stairs in pain): Oh. Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! AAH! (Rips off the wooden railing)

Silver (Rushing in): Y/N, are you alright?

Y/N (In pain): Mph!

Silver: Of course you’re not alright. You’re having a baby (Panicking) I think I’m going to be sick

Y/N: Silver, sweetie come here. (Hugs Silver) Having a baby is very special (In pain) Oh, here comes another contraction! (Gripping Silver’s hand)

Silver (Falls to the floor in pain clutching his broken hand):

Y/N (Sighs): We’ll, that wasn’t so bad (Looks to see Silver on the floor) Silver, sweetheart, don’t be so dramatic

Silver (Gets up): My hand. Ah.

Sebek (Barges in panicking): ALRIGHT! EVERYTHING’S FINE! LET’S GO! LET’S GO, HUMAN! EVERYTHING’S FINE, EVERYTHING’S FINE! A-ALRIGHT… HUMAN *Yuuken* GO BOIL SOME WATER! OTHER HUMAN *Yuuka* YOU GO GET SOME BLANKETS! AND OTHER HUMAN *Yuu* YOU C-CIRCLE THE WAGONS!!!

Y/N (Stops Sebek): Sebek, honey, what are you talking about?

Sebek: I WISH TO THE GREAT SEVEN I KNEW, HUMAN! (Sits on the couch freaking out since he was never taught how to handle labor)

Yuuken: Y/N, I think what Sebek is referring to is-

Y/N (Grabs both Yuuken and Yuuka’s Hands) Aah!

Yuuken and Yuuka (Both scream in pain and fall to the floor in agony as they yanked their now broken hands out of Y/N’s grip):

Y/N: Oh! Oh! Oh my Seven. Oh, the pains are getting closer (Sighs) Yuuken, Yuuka, get up off the floor, what’s the matter with everyone?

Yuuka (To Yuu): My hand!

Y/N (Getting annoyed) What is wrong with everybody? (Furious) Lilia! Malleus! GET YOUR FAE ASSES IN HERE AND LET’S GO!!!

Yuu (Runs to Y/N): Hey Y/N, I wanna go too!

Y/N: Oh thank you sweetheart. You know I could really use somebody to hold my hand

Yuu (Jolts their hand out of Y/N’s grasp and runs):

Lilia has been around long enough and is trying to prepare Malleus for the difficulties of pregnancy, oh, and also the baby too…

JJBA Fans are like Stand Users, except our Stands have us see the Fruit (And everyone else is wondering what the fuck is going on) underneath all that Beef

Funny Twisted Wonderland Thought

So basically instead of Truck-Kun, we get his long distance sister Carriage-Chan that he doesn’t like to talk about instead?

Twisted Wonderland Incorrect Quote #20

The Y/N’s had ENOUGH

The Y/N’s spent a lot of time with Rollo and he’s trying to convince her to end Malleus, but not before making the biggest mistake of his life… Insulting Malleus in front of her

Rollo (Throws Y/N a knife): Finish Malleus off, after all, he would never think to hurt his precious ‘friend’ right??

Y/N (Looks at the blade and at everyone else feeling uncomfortable):

Devil!Y/N: Hey, you’re not backing down now, are you? (A miniature Y/N wearing a red Devil suit is on Y/N’s left shoulder blowing out the flames from her pitchfork)

Y/N (To her Shoulder Devil): Uh, where’s the other one?

Angel!Y/N (Poofs on Y/N’s right shoulder in a Salon Dyer with mud mask on her face):

Y/N (Surprised): Yo!

Angel!Y/N (Startled and poofs away the Mud Mask and Salon Dryer away): Sorry I’m late! SO, what’d I miss?

Y/N: Well, Rollo just tossed me this dagger and asked me to take Malleus down-

Rollo (Looks at the NRC Students and uses hand gestures asking if she’s mentally insane):

NRC Students (All shrug as they’re unsure themselves):

Y/N: -And then this one popped up, and then we waited for you, and quite honestly-!

Rollo: Y/N! Why did I think you could do this? This one very simple thing. To think Malleus was able to poison your mind this badly to not not be able to think rationally

Angel!Y/N: Whoa, now

Rollo: The very same Malleus Draconia, who’s presence somehow made you AND your family incapable to think for yourself!

Devil!Y/N: Ouch

Rollo: And do you want to know something else? That hideous, tainted and unholy poison has a name, and it’s Malleus Draconia

Y/N, Devil!Y/N, Angel!Y/N (All gasp in horror):

Rollo: He’s a burden!

Malleus (Looks like a kicked puppy):

Devil!Y/N (Angry): That’s it. Rollo’s going down (Pumps her pitchfork)

Angel!Y/N: Now, now. Remember, “From above, the wicked shall receive their just reward”

Angel!Y/N, Devil!Y/N and Y/N (Look up to see a chandelier hanging directly above Rollo):

All three Y/N’s: That’ll work

Y/N (Throws the dagger to cut the Chandelier down to crush Rollo, only for him to remain unscathed): Huh, that normally works

Rollo (Pulls lever): No, but this one works

Y/N: Yeah, should’ve seen that one coming

NRC Students and Y/N (Falling): AAAAHHHHHH!!!!!

Y/N’s gonna MURDER Rollo, enough said…

Twisted Wonderland Special

The Ramshackle Ghosts

These 3 Ghosts remind me about Casper’s Uncle’s Stretch, Fatso and Skinkie and I want to write my thought’s about it

The 3 Ghosts are the Official Caretakers of Yuuken, Yuuka, Yuu, Y/N and Grim because they all remind them of their Nephew, Gasper, who now lives in the Underworld after moving on in the Afterlife with his Family (Leaving them alone)

Though I’d say Gasper normally visits once a year on the holidays, but he will start to visit more often after learning about the Yuu Family, mainly because he became a little…smitten by the Yuu’s for their kindness even though he’s a ghost

The names of these 3 Ghosts are Lanky, Fetor and Blubber and they’re Brothers, though they won’t go into detail if they’re related by blood or because of their close bond (Because they honestly don’t remember) though to Gasper they’re his Mischievous Uncles

Anyways, while Crowley and Crewel argue with each other over who’s the rightful parent, Lanky, Fetor and Blubber are the Official ‘Unofficial’ Guardians of the Yuu’s and Grim, though they prefer if they’re called ‘Uncle’ (Causing Vargas and Sam to fall to their knees clutching their chests, feeling replaced and betrayed for some reason whenever any of the Yuu’s call any of them ‘Uncle’)

Though, that doesn’t mean they won’t stop with their pranks, they’d just rather prank other students than their children… That’s right, they stole those adoption papers from Crowley and have them hidden within Ramshackle (And their newest game is to prank and keep Crowley from the papers)

Record of Ragnarok Incorrect Quote #6

Brunhilde and Y/N for the Win!

The Gods: So how’d you convince Buddha to betray us? What’d you offer him?

Brunhilde: I just asked if him if he wanted to embarrass you, and he instantly said yes

Y/N: Also, I bribed him with snacks

Buddha can spend all my money on his snacks and I would just thank him…