When Bangtan Tries To Clean The Dorm...

When Bangtan tries to clean the dorm...

Jin: Okay, first off, RapMon, don't touch anything-

RapMon: *breaks the chair he's sitting in* hah, got it.

Jin: *facepalms* Moving on, Jimin and Jungkook, you guys clean the bathrooms.

Jungkook: Can't I go with Taehyung Hyung instead?

Jimin: *REJECTED*

Jin: Why??

Jungkook: Last time I was cleaning the bathrooms with Jimin Hyung, things got weird.

Jimin: Aniya! Nothing weird happened!

Jin: Just go clean the bathrooms. It's not like he's gonna do anything to you.

Jungkook: *groans and heads to the bathroom with a happy Jimin behind him*

Jin: Taehyung, you and Hoseok clean the bedroom and gather up the laundry.

Hoseok: Laundry duty again?

Taehyung: *giggles* he said duty...

Jin: Don't complain! It's better than cleaning the bathroom, isn't it?

Hoseok: But Yoongi Hyung and Namjoon don't have to do anything?

Yoongi: *with his eyes closed* disturb my nap and I'll kill you.

Jin: He'll do something eventually, but I don't think any of us want to-

*CRASH*

RapMon: Oops...

Everyone: *looks to the broken dishes on the floor*

Jin: *sighs* Namjoon, you go do the laundry. Clothes are harder to ruin.

Hoseok: Then what do we do?

Jin: Just clean up the bedroom a bit and organize things. After you finish, come help Yoongi with the dishes he'll be doing when he wakes up.

Yoongi: I'm not doing the dishes.

Jin: Oh yes you are, you hardly ever clean the dorm, and we're all sick of you being lazy.

Yoongi: Well, I'm sick of you bossing me around.

Hoseok: Yoongi Hyung, just do what he says.

Yoongi: *mumbles and gets up to start on the dishes*

Taehyung: Then what are you doing, Jin Hyung?

Jin: I'm gonna head to the store and then vacuum when I get back. The house better be in one piece.

Taehyung: *giggles* he said One Piece...

Hoseok: Neh, Hyung! I'll make sure everything is okay-

*RRRIIIIPPPP*

RapMon: Oops... *walks into the living room with a shirt torn in half*

Taehyung: *cries and runs to the shirt RapMon's holding* GEORGE!

Jin: *facepalms* Maybe I shouldn't leave...

Hoseok: No, I got this, Hyung! I'm good at being a leader-

Jungkook: Jimin Hyung! That's Yoongi Hyung's toothbrush!

Yoongi: *yells* What did you do to my toothbrush, Jimin?!

Jungkook: He dropped it in the to-

Jimin: Sink! It's in the sink!

Jin: Aish...

Yoongi: Add "toothbrush" to your grocery list, Hyung.

Jin: I think someone else should go. I don't think-

Hoseok: No! I can be in charge! I know how to be a good leader!

RapMon: Why can't I be in charge? I'm literally the leader.

Everyone: Because you break everything!

RapMon: Right... *mumbles curses at the others as he turns back to do the laundry while Taehyung pulls all of his laundry away from him*

Jin: Fine... I'll go to the store. I'll be back in thirty minutes; maybe less.

-20 minutes later-

Jin: *opens the door to the dorm to see Jimin soaking wet, Jungkook laughing at Jimin, Taehyung crying over his torn laundry all over the floor, Rapmon shoving torn clothes into the washing machine, Yoongi sleeping on the kitchen island, and Hoseok no where to be seen.*

Jin: What happened???

Everyone: *shuts up and looks at Jin*

Jungkook: Uhh...

Taehyung: *cries as he tries to throw his clothes back together* My clothes are RUINED!

Jimin: The toilet totally did NOT explode on me...

RapMon: and we totally did not throw Hoseok in the closet.

Jin: What the- why?!

Yoongi: *mumbling* because he wouldn't shut up

Hoseok: *muffled noises from the bedroom closet*

Jin: I am never leaving you guys alone to clean ever again...

Yoongi: But you got my tooth brush, right?

-Admin Jinnie

When BTS goes to the movies Pt 1

Part 1 / Part 2 / Part 3 Taehyung: I’m bbboooooorrrrreeeeddddd Hoseok: Me tooooooooooooooooooo Yoongi: omg shut up Jungkook: You’ve been whining for the past thirty minutes Jimin: I’m actually kinda bored, too... Yoongi: omg then just go do the Kylie Jenner Challenge with a vacuum cleaner Taehyung: I’ve already tried that Seokjin: wait- what? Yoongi: //facepalm Seokjin: that’s dangerous, Taehyung; don’t do dangerous things like that Taehyung: yes eomma Namjoon: come on guys, those three are right. We have all been given wonderful gifts called life and we need to live them to the fullest. Laying around like bums isn’t gonna do anything for us, so we need to get out and change the world by using our gifts! Yoongi: I’m gonna use the oh so wonderful gift of sleep instead Jimin: did someone not get enough sleep last night? Yoongi: well, Jin Hyung was bugging me about my opinion of his hair all night and complimenting himself while Jungkook was vacuuming up fruit flies for the 100th time Seokjin: They were crucial questions, Yoongi! Jungkook: one time hyung. I vacuumed them one time Yoongi: and that was one time too many Taehyung: as much fun as it is watching this cat fight, I’m still bored Jimin: why don’t we go see that new movie that came out yesterday? Yoongi: no Jimin: well that was fast Hoseok: that’s the fastest Yoongi Hyung’s ever done something Yoongi: I told you guys that I wasn’t ever going to the movies with you again. Jungkook: but hyuunnnggggg Yoongi: I said no Namjoon: are you talking about the time I broke the aisle lights Seokjin: or the time he broke the urinal in the bathroom Jimin: or the time Taehyung set the popcorn on fire Yoongi: ... yes Jungkook: oh come on, you’re one to talk about fire hazards, hyung. Hoseok: yeah, Yoonji Hyung. You’re the one who set yourself on fire Yoongi: stop giving ARMYs feels, guys Jimin: just come to the movies with us, hyung Yoongi: no Seokjin: you’re coming with us whether you like it or not, Yoongi Yoongi: you too, hyung? Why does everyone else want to go? Jungkook: because we’re all bored Namjoon: and we need to use our beautiful lives for good and not for bad, hyung Yoongi: fine, but I’m sleeping during the movie. V-Hope: yay! Namjoon: I won’t break anything this time Jimin: yeah right Jungkook: I call the front seat~ Seokjin: kids can’t sit in the front, Kookie Jungkook: I’m 18 hyung stop treating me like a baby Taehyung: I wanna drive! Everyone: NO Yoongi: you don’t even have your license, Taehyung. Taehyung: so? I just wanted to try Seokjin: kids can’t drive anyway, Taehyung Taehyung: Hyung I’m 20 Jimin: can we just leave already omg I am so sorry for the vacuum thing that was just so random and slightly strange -Admins Jinnie and Jongie

How K-pop Ruins Life Pt 1

Friend: omg that cap looks so good on him!

Me: wait- what?

Friend: the guy in the cap over there

Me: CAP...?

Friend: yes, the things people wear on their head...

Me: OH, sorry, I misunderstood

Friend: uhm... okay?

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Friend: This top is so cute!

Me: TOP is more of sexy than cute

Friend: What. This top isn't sexy at all

Me: HOW DARE YOU, HE IS A SEX GOD

Friend: ...what.

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Me: omg can we make SugaKookies plz?

Friend: what. did you just say Suga c-

Me: no. I didn't

Friend: rrrriiiggghhhtttt

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Friend: omg let me borrow your phone

Me: *wasn't listening* wait Baro?

Friend: let me borrow your phone

Me: oh

Friend: what'd you think I said-

Me: Nothing

-Admins Jinnie and Jongie

10 Things my Friends just don’t get about K-Pop/K-Pop fans

This is my first serious post, but I felt like rambling about this since I’ve been doing so many ‘Fangirling about K-Pop around friends’ scenarios _________________________________

10. Why some music videos are so weird

Honestly, I don’t really know how to explain it myself. Some K-Pop stars just like weird or enjoy being random, and I honestly love watching them as long as they’re not disturbing (it’s not a K-Pop song, but PONPONPON scares me)

9. Why the guys wear so much makeup

It makes me so mad when friends say that they look like girls because of all the eyeliner (makes me wanna shove a picture of shirtless Minhyuk from BtoB in their face). Famous guys wear makeup all the time, during movies, music videos, events, etc; Korea just makes the make up more exaggerated. And they also say I only like them with makeup on, but I find them just as cute with out it; though it’s a little strange since they almost always have makeup on around a camera.

8. Why they’re so close; ‘why they act gay around each other’

This one is a little less heard from my friends, but I’ve heard that question a few times. My explanation to them most of the time is that they all love each other; they’re like a second family after all. It’s honestly really really cute when you get used to it because it shows how close they are… But I hate it when they use the word ‘gay’ to describe how they look or act. It’s offensive towards gays and them, because they say it as an insult most of the time, which is NOT okay. Even if one of them was gay, I don’t think they’d go for one of their members. also: OTP/BroTPs

7. Why all our time is taken up by them

There are so many bands out there, and getting to learn them all is really time consuming. I like to have at least a good background knowledge for all the bands that I can, whether they are popular or deserve to be popular. Since a lot of time is spent learning all of this and it’s still fresh on my mind, it all slips out without really thinking about it. Plus, it’s fun to talk about and fangirl about, cause you can’t not fangirl when thinking/talking about them.

6. Why we love them so much

This one’s an obvious one because literally every friend I have has asked me that. There are too many reasons, some have been covered and will be covered in this post. In short, I’m gonna say that they’re just adorkable idiots who love their fans(us) so much, so we need to get them the attention and awards that they deserve.

5. Why it’s so hard for us during comebacks

I can’t be the only one with friends who want to shove me off a bridge during comebacks, right? It can be a really hard time to go through, yet all they do is roll their eyes and tell us to shut up. Sometimes it’d be nice that, even if they don’t understand us, that they’d be a little supportive and deal with our fangirling more around those times. I have friends who go through a hard time when their favorite show airs another episode or finale, and while it’s repetitive and I hear it all day for weeks, I still try and support them, so they should return the favor. =o=

4. Why our phones are full of pictures of them and why it’s so hard to delete them

Okay, I know I’m not the only one who saves pretty much every picture of her biases, and I know I can’t be the only one who’s phone is totally full because of those pictures. I honestly don’t understand this myself 100%, but there’s something about having them that makes me happy... and deleting them is way too hard omg

3. Why it’s entertaining to watch them even if we can’t understand them

While it is really frustrating to watch a video without subs, sometimes there’s not a need for them right away. Especially with BTS for me, I can watch them without subs and be entertained and fangirl just as hard. Other than that we just wait for subs and continue towards our goal of learning Korean someday. xD

2. Why we fangirl so hard during music videos

While a huge part of it is their looks because omg they are hot, that’s not always the reason we fangirl. I fangirl over how well their vocals sound or how good the song is as well, so it’s a pity that some friends think I/we love them just for looks

1. Why we listen to music we don’t understand

Every friend ever has asked me why, but I actually like not being able to understand the music until I look it up. Its fun being able to try and figure out what the song is saying through the music video of the sound, it’s one of my favorite things to do. And then when I fall in love with a song and look at what the song is really saying, it makes me fall in love with it all over again. Either that or I sit there like “lol omg I was so off on what this song means, oops.”

-Admin Jinnie

When Fangirling about K-Pop Around Friends Pt 6

-Another BTS Version because COncEPT phOTos-

Me: oh no

Friend: oh no

Me: ooohh noooo

Friend: it's Twitter again isn't it

Me: I can't look

Friend: then don't

Me: but I HaVE to

Friend: okay then look

Me: BUT I'M NOT READY

Friend: then get ready

Me: yOU CAn neVER bE REadY foR BanGTAn

Friend: omg then just shut up

Me: I'm gonna look

Friend: then look

Me: I'm gonna do it

Friend: then do it

Me: here I go...

Friend: okay...

Me:

Friend:

Me:

Friend:

Me:

Friend:

Me: I can't

Friend: omg really

Me: I think it's Jungkook today

Friend: you think it's what today

Me: if it's Jungkook I'll die

Friend: tf is a Jungkook?

Me: I can't

Friend: then stfu

Me: okay...

Friend:

Me:

Friend:

Me:

Friend:

Me: I have to look

Friend: omg

Me: I can do this...

Friend: THEN DO IT ALREADY

Me: okay okay fine

Friend: finally...

Me: //slowly reaches for phone and unlocks it

Friend: well?

Me: //stops breathing

Friend: wtf what

Me: i-it's

Friend: it's?

Me: It's not...

Friend: just freaking say it alre-

Me: IT's JIn Oh MY OvarIES ArE DEaD

Friend: Jin?

Me: JUST LOOK AT THIS HE'S A DOCTOR

Friend: okay...?

Me: a DOctOR

Friend: so what

Me: AND HIS HAIR

Friend: ugh

Me: it's BlaCK aGAin

Friend: didn't you have enough fangirling over hair with the blonde guy?

Me: WhY WOulD yOU brINg YOonGI uP RIgHt noW

Friend: I just don't get you

Me: //crying

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Me: I'm not gonna make it

Friend: you're not gonna make what

Me: I'm not gonna live through this

Friend: wtf live through what?

Me: I'm NoT goNNA liVe

Friend: omg stop over-exaggerating

Me: I'm noT oVEr-eXAgGeraTIng

Friend: yes you are

Me: you don't understand

Friend: ugh

Me: you don't understand the pAiN they put me through

Friend: they live on the other side of the world how much pain could the give you

Me: first 'I Need U'

Friend: omg stfu about that song

Me: then the 'For You' music video that KILLED MY FLUFFY FEELS

Friend: just like everything else

Me: and now another one

Friend: yes, all within a month, you've said that over and over

Me: and this coNCept

Friend: along with every other concept ever

Me: is just perFEct

Friend: so what makes this one different?

Me: ...

Friend: because if every single one 'kills' you

Me: ...

Friend: why is this one so different

Me: ...

Friend: cause you do this /every time/

Me: ...

Friend: and I'm sick of you talking about it

Me:

Friend:

Me:

Friend:

Me:

Friend:

Me:

Friend:

Me: but bLOndE YoONgI

Friend: if you say another word about it I'll kill you

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Friend 1: Someone call the doctor cause my little brother is sick

Me: ME I'LL CALL

Friend 2: ...okaayyyy

Me: //faintly plays 'Overdose' in the background

Friend 1: off

Friend 2: turn it off

Me: fine

-thirty minutes later-

Jin: someone called for a Doctor

Friend 1: you're kidding

Friend 2: isn't that one of your Koreans?

Me: you said to call a doctor

Friend 1: omg I meant a REAL one

Me: oh

Jin: so you don't need a doctor?

Friend 2: omg you're not a real doctor

-Admin Jinnie

When BTS goes to the movies Pt 2

Part 1 / Part 2 / Part 3 ~At the movies~

Taehyung: Let’s get popcornnnnn~ Seokjin: I’ll go with you, hold my hand Taehyung: I’m 20, hyung Seokjin: Yes, but you still get lost. Like the time at the mall with Jungkook Taehyung: You let me go... Seokjin: No! You two ran off when you said you needed to pee Taehyung: Whatever Jungkook: We’ll go find seats Hoseok: Yoongi hyung already fell asleep Yoongi: *snoring on Hoseok’s shoulder* Namjoon: Yah! Hyung, get up. Yoongi: *mumbling* let me sleep... Jimin: Wait til we get in the theater, Hyung Yoongi: *groans* I get to pick where we sit then. I need a comfortable chair to sleep in. Namjoon: Just go *shoves Jikook and Yoonseok* Taehyung: Hurry Jin hyung~ Seokjin: *handing money to cashier* I’m coming Tae Jungkook: wait I have to pee! Taehyung: I’ll go with you- Seokjin: *grabs them before they run off* no. I’m coming with you two Jungkook: *pouts* why don’t you treat Jimin like a baby? Seokjin: cause he doesn’t act like one Taehyung: excuse me, but we are manly men Seokjin: manly men who got lost in a woman’s underwear store Jungkook: that was all Hyung. I told him it wasn’t the way back Seokjin: you just keep proving my point that I can’t leave you two alone. let’s go before the movie starts Vkook: Aniya! Seokjin: listen to your mother or you’re grounded *shoves them to the bathroom*

~In the theater~

Yoongi: *snoring* Taehyung: *hits Yoongi*  You’re too loud Yoongi: *wakes up* Yah! I’m sleeping here Jungkook: Well you’re sleeping too loudly... Taehyung: She’s about to get killed so shhhh! Audience: shh! Hoseok: Why did we agree to a horror movie? *Girl gets killed* Seokjin: *covers Jungkook’s eyes* Kookie don’t watch Jungkook: Hyuuuuuuung~ Seokjin: Don’t hyung me. Don’t watch this part... Jungkook: *whines* I’m 18, hyung Jimin: *tries to sneak an arm around Jungkook* Jungkook: *looks to Jimin* yah, what are you doing? Jimin: don’t ‘yah’ me! I’m your hyung! Audience: Shhhhhh! Jungkook: yeah, my hyung that was about to cuddle with me Taehyung: *glares at Jimin* Kookie is mine *VKook cuddle* Jimin: WHAT I WILL NOT HAVE YOU STEAL- Audience: SHHHHH!! Jimin: *looks behind him and bows* mianhaeyo, I’ll be quieter VKook: *still cuddling* Jimin: *glares at Vkook and angrily eats popcorn* Hoseok: Shhh! He’s gonna take off the mask. Audience: OMG JUST SHUT UP! Yoongi: oh come on it’s not like you didn’t already know the dad was the killer Audience: HEY! Jimin: Maybe this was a bad idea Namjoon: *Breaks his cup and the coke spills all over the isle* oh uh Seokjin: So much for not breaking anything... Yoongi: *slouches in his chair* I’m going back to sleep Staff: *shines flashlight on them* Uh, I’m gonna have to ask you to leave... Jimin: why?? Staff: we’ve been getting complaints about seven guys disturbing the movie Yoongi: yep that’s them. I didn’t do anything, though Hoseok: okay that’s bull, you spoiled the movie! Yoongi: oh come on it was obvious Staff: excuse me but you really need to leave. Now. Seokjin: Don’t worry, I’ll pay for the damages ~After kicked out~ Hoseok: Where to now? Jimin: Why not the park? Yoongi: No. I will go nowhere else with you people... Namjoon: I don’t want to break anything else Taehyung: You won’t break anything, Hyung Namjoon: *steps on twig* Taehyung: Let me rephrase that. You won’t break anything important Seokjin: Why not go? It’d give a break from looking after those three *points to Vminkook giving each other piggy back rides* Yoongi: what? wouldn’t it just make you have to watch them more carefully so they don’t get hurt? Seokjin: they’re old enough to take care of themselves at the park Yoongi: are you kidding me? yet you baby them with everything else Jungkook: Hyung, shush before he starts babying me again Yoongi: oh deal with it, I’m not going to the park with you. Especially after getting kicked out of the movies. Hoseok: It won’t be that bad, hyung. They have hammocks there that you can use Yoongi: ...they do? Hoseok: yep~ Taehyung and I set them up the last time we went Yoongi: you and Taehyung? Nevermind, I don’t want to go Namjoon: come on Yoongi Hyung, it’ll give us the perfect opportunity to take in the beauty of nature that this world has given us Yoongi: you can’t go two minutes without saying something like that, can you Jimin: either that or breaking something Namjoon: I really don’t know how I do that Taehyung: *sobs* like my t-shirts Jimin: oh come on, Taehyung, we bought you new ones Taehyung: B-But... they’re just not the sameeeee Jungkook: has everyone forgotten about the park? Hoseok: To the park! Jimin: Did someone summon me? Yoongi: No. Namjoon: Come on, let’s go Jimin: To where *smirks and moves eyebrows up and down* Namjoon: To the park Jimin: See, you summoned me Yoongi: *fake sobs* kill me omg we’re so mean to Jimin even though he’s Jinnie’s 2nd favorite </3 Sorry Chim Chim! (btw for those who don’t get the end, Jimin’s last name is Park) And Sorry for all the refferences to our other scenarios xD -Admins Jinnie and Jongie