Cody: *pinching The Bridge Of His Nose* General, I /know/ You Know How To Use A Blaster-

Cody: *pinching the bridge of his nose* General, I /know/ you know how to use a blaster-

Obi-Wan: *guiltily* yes.

Cody: I have even seen you use them in practice with the men-

Obi-Wan: correct.

Cody: And yet. You threw it.

Obi-Wan: …yes.

Cody: …why did you throw it?

Obi-Wan: Well. You see-

Cody: oh god-

Obi-Wan: Palpatine was a Sith. He expected a lot of things from that fight. Maybe he expected to turn my sweet baby Anakin-

Cody: Ew-

Obi-Wan: -on us and use him, maybe he expected me to come at him with a saber, maybe he expected me to shoot him.

Cody: So you didn’t think he’d expect you to throw a blaster. You couldn’t have even chosen a granade?

Obi-Wan: Listen. He could have thrown one back at us. The force said throw the blaster and grab my sweet baby Padawan out of dodge and let Fox knife him. It worked!

Cody: Force give me patience so I don’t strangle my ven’riduur-

Obi-Wan: *perks up* So we’re still engaged?

Cody: You aren’t getting rid of me that fast, dikut.

Obi-Wan : Anakin, what are you doing here?

Anakin: There was a lot of sand... I hate sand and it was everywhere... Obi-Wan... The sand will come back... Can I stay with you?

Obi-Wan: *sighs* Well, you can sleep here if you don't take up all the space.

Cody : ...

Anakin: ...

Obi-Wan : ...

Anakin : Master, why is Cody here?

Cody: That's my bed, Skywalker.

Anakin: So... why is Obi-Wan here ?

Cody :

Cody : *Waking up at 3am because a comlink rings* ... Yes?

Anakin :... Cody?

Cody: General Skywalker? Is there a problem?

Anakin: No...

Cody: You need me for something?

Anakin : No...

Cody: So why did you call me at 3am?

Anakin: I didn't. Why did you respond to Obi-Wan's comlink?

Cody : What...?

Anakin :... Is Obi-Wan with you? At 3am? What does that mean?!

Cody : That's not what you think, sir! We were... He was...

Anakin : Obi-Wan, you're just a stupid hypocrite!

Obi-Wan: *wakes up because of the noise * What?

Cody : We can explain!

Anakin: Obi-Wan! The last time I asked Rex to work at this time to help me with the paperwork, you berated me for hours! But you're doing the same thing with Cody!

Obi-Wan : *always half asleep* Paperwork? Where?

Cody : Paperwork! We are guilty! We were working. Nothing else. You are absolutely right! *laughs nervously*

I think they should do a Tales of the Clones series like they did with the Tales of the Jedi

Anakin before doing a stupid thing: Ahsoka, don't tell Obi-Wan.

Later...

Anakin: Ahsoka!

Ahsoka : I didn't tell him anything!

What happened:

Cody : So... Rex told me that Kix told him that Echo told him that Fives told him that Commander Tano told him that General Skywalker was going to do something stupid. Again.

Obi-Wan :

Fives: I hope that when we die in each others arms archeologists don't assume we were best friends but rather accidently put our bones together wrong as a fucked up hoax animal so we can baffle and terrify the public for decades to come. Echo: