Fives: I Hope That When We Die In Each Others Arms Archeologists Don't Assume We Were Best Friends But

Fives: I hope that when we die in each others arms archeologists don't assume we were best friends but rather accidently put our bones together wrong as a fucked up hoax animal so we can baffle and terrify the public for decades to come. Echo:

Obi-Wan : Anakin, what are you doing here?

Anakin: There was a lot of sand... I hate sand and it was everywhere... Obi-Wan... The sand will come back... Can I stay with you?

Obi-Wan: *sighs* Well, you can sleep here if you don't take up all the space.

Cody : ...

Anakin: ...

Obi-Wan : ...

Anakin : Master, why is Cody here?

Cody: That's my bed, Skywalker.

Anakin: So... why is Obi-Wan here ?

Cody :

Anakin : *knocking on the door at 3am* Rex! Rex! REX! Wake up!

Rex :What's the problem, sir? Are we under attack?

Anakin : I was thinking about Obi-Wan and Cody.

Rex :...

Anakin: If they get married, Cody will be my stepmother or brother-in-law?

Rex: Did you seriously wake me up for that?

Anakin :... Obi-Wan is like a father to me but he is also a brother. Does that mean Cody is going to become my stepmother and brother-in-law at the same time?

Rex :...

Anakin : Does that mean that you and I will also be brothers? Or are you going to become my uncle?

Rex :

Obi-Wan to Anakin: Your lightsaber is your life! Stop losing or breaking it!

Cody arrives and gives his lightsaber back to Obi-Wan for the thousandth time: Hold on, sir.

Obi-Wan: Thank you Cody.

Anakin : ...

Cody: *pinching the bridge of his nose* General, I /know/ you know how to use a blaster-

Obi-Wan: *guiltily* yes.

Cody: I have even seen you use them in practice with the men-

Obi-Wan: correct.

Cody: And yet. You threw it.

Obi-Wan: …yes.

Cody: …why did you throw it?

Obi-Wan: Well. You see-

Cody: oh god-

Obi-Wan: Palpatine was a Sith. He expected a lot of things from that fight. Maybe he expected to turn my sweet baby Anakin-

Cody: Ew-

Obi-Wan: -on us and use him, maybe he expected me to come at him with a saber, maybe he expected me to shoot him.

Cody: So you didn’t think he’d expect you to throw a blaster. You couldn’t have even chosen a granade?

Obi-Wan: Listen. He could have thrown one back at us. The force said throw the blaster and grab my sweet baby Padawan out of dodge and let Fox knife him. It worked!

Cody: Force give me patience so I don’t strangle my ven’riduur-

Obi-Wan: *perks up* So we’re still engaged?

Cody: You aren’t getting rid of me that fast, dikut.

Do you know good fan fiction where Obi-Wan travels back in time? Either by meeting himself older or by meeting himself and Anakin from the past?

I'm also interested in fan fiction where Anakin goes to the future and meets old Obi-Wan.