"gee Its Almost Like A Tv Show""its Just A Movie It Isn't That Deep Bro ""why Are You So Hard Its Just

"gee its almost like a tv show" "its just a movie it isn't that deep bro " "why are you so hard its just a kids show" *inhale*

IF ITS JUST A SHOW THEN WHY THE FUCK DOES IT NEED YOU DEFENDING IT FROM MY CRITICISM.

we should be using AI for this, not depressing dystopian stuff. Who needs dystopias when we can make united states presidents as homestuck nerds.

"oh i know how to protect kids online! make everything NSFW!"

expectations: only your adult audience will follow Reality: smut russian roulette. creators: PLEASE DO NOT DO THIS you are not protecting kids you are basically making it easier from dumb kids to hide their computer screen from their parents noticing. and if it isn't that, then all you are achieving is making adults like me play the 50/50 challenge with either porn or normal art. There are better ways to protect kids online like raising awareness about online protection n shit.

That'll be $12.99

Anger.

Googling "how to burn off anger" google: here is articles about how to make anger stop! Me: no no no i don't want to just shove my anger down. that isn't healthy. I just want to control it. Google: understood! here is how to control your anger by shoving it down Me: NO. I mean I want a way to USE anger productively instead of being an irrational weirdo about it. Google: .............. here is another article about fucking yoga again. Me: mOTHER FUCKING STUPID PIECE OF-

My theory as to why fan fiction gets a bad wrap: a conspiracy theory

let me throw stuff at your eyeballs for an example or some shit

take a good LONG hard look at the above image. this is a screenshot of Homestuck search results i got on pinterest. Take a moment to look at this image and find art you like and don't like

I personally like whatever the fuck this is I am not going to give specifics on what I don't like to prevent harassment, just know i am not a huge fan of the shipping aspect of fandom. Also sorry for no art credit, Pinterest is a cesspool of art theft.

do you notice it? the fact it takes like 5 seconds to decide what you like? and you can very easily not make eye contact with the things you don't like? meanwhile fan-fiction can take WAY longer to read and decide if you hate it or not. we still make fun of the artists for making horrible Deviantart-esk levels of cringe But we can also look at a funny post and beautiful art and appreciate it way easier. once you shuffle through thousands of really bad fanfics without finding a good one in HOURS, then its easy to believe that fan fiction isn't inherently terrible. But thats just a theory