I Have A Marauders Headcanon

I have a Marauders Headcanon

I think Barty would totally dye his hair to make his dad angry and Evan would help him do it, Evan would also help pierce Barty’s ears and stuff, it’s their form of bonding and Regulus walked in on it one time and thought they had committed a murder when Evan was piercing Barty’s tounge

My drawing of young Barty Crouch Jr.

My bsd theory

I think that the Ame-no-Gozen kills people and absorbes their ability/life force to make himself stronger but if and/or when they kill it they can get the people who died back, and possibly Fyodor lost control of it or he’s simply looking and/or examining Atsushi, I think Dazai with his ability might be a key part in defeating the Ame-No-Gozen but I also think if it absorbs ability’s it would be really bad for Chuuya to be near it, I hope/think Nikolai will also come back in the new chapters.

Marauders as Melanie Martinez songs

Reugulus and Sirius- Dollhouse

Barty Crouch Jr.- Sippy Cup

Evan Rosier- Drama club

Remus Lupin- Tag your it

James Potter- Show and Tell

Lily Evans- Alphabet boy

Dorcas Medows- Cake

Marlene McKinnon- Nymphology

Pandora Lovegood- Venus

Severus Snape- Crybaby, Pitty Party

Peter Pettigrew- Teddy bear, soap

Mary MacDonald- Teachers pet

Narsscia Black- Milk and Cookies

Belatrix Black- Mad Hatter

Andromeda Black- Nurses Office

I’ll post my reasonings later please tell me if there’s any other characters you want to see

Marauders Headcannon

I feel like Remus would bring a furby to hogwarts and at some point Barty would get his hands on it and Barty would take the fur off the furby and then just leave in in the Slytherin common room and then Regulus and Evan would find it and get the soul scared out of them, Barty would honestly just forget he put it there and scare himself to

Why the ADA would go to jail

Rampo: tax evasion, not on purpose but rather he doesn’t know how to do them

Kunikida: assault and battery, Dazai fake sued for it and then it got Kunikida in jail

Dazai: Dazai

Yasano: assault, traffic offenses, deadly weapons (she carry’s a chainsaw), and disorderly conduct

Atsushi: disorderly conduct (because of Dazai) and traffic offenses

Kenji: traffic offences and trespassing, he didn’t know it was trespassing and startled a old woman by beating in her attic

Tanazaki: disorderly conduct and/or disturbing the peace (because of Naomi)

Naomi: sexual harassment and/or assault (Tanazaki looks so nervous, disgusted or grossed out when she touches him)

Koyoka: murder, assault and battery, robbery, disorderly conduct, traffic offenses (her driving is a traffic offense)

Fukazawa: trespassing, breaking an entering (they never convicted him though)